Kraig: 0:41

All right, we R2RO. Today we finally decided to bring in some special guests. Unfortunately, our first special guest is someone who does not have a face for radio. Right, I'm gonna give a little compliment you do not have a face for radio.

Eric: 0:59

What does that mean? I don't know. You almost had to go on a maze there to figure it out. Yeah, it was like the cheese was in the middle and you have to find.

Scott: 1:05

Oh yeah, it could just say you're pretty, but he wants to be.

Kraig: 1:10

So apparently she needs to defend herself on her cooking skills and a couple of topics. So, um well, my wife's here Her name is Kristi, hey Kristi, hey Kristi hey your hair is lovely.

Kristi: 1:20

Thanks, I got it in today.

Eric: 1:22

What color is that?

Kristi: 1:23

We are transitioning from brunette.

Eric: 1:25

I don't want to hear the word transitioning.

Kristi: 1:26

What Well, if you wouldn't have talked about it, you'd hear me. We're transitioning from the almond punch in the mouth. It's not called shut up Eric, it's called shut up Kraig.

Eric: 1:38

What is called shut up, Kraig. The episode today's episode is gonna be called shut up. Kraig, did you come with some shit you ready to talk about?

Kristi: 1:46

No, no, I just wanted to know. Everything just comes so natural.

Chuck: 1:50

Mm-hmm, she's just wanted to come on and say shut up, Kraig.

Kristi: 1:53

Oh.

Kraig: 1:55

What I want to know is the logic behind keeping it. That was stove on high, since we're gonna talk about the cooking and some burnt-ass mac and cheese.

Kristi: 2:03

I just want to know Did you ever eat the burnt-ass mac and cheese? Then shut up, craig.

Scott: 2:07

I don't know we're gonna fucking talk.

Eric: 2:11

You see, guys, y'all isolate just that part and then add it to every episode probably gonna be a sound clip.

Kristi: 2:25

Yes, we can. I know somebody that can get some on it on a button. Okay so. And a t-shirt oh yeah, t-shirt. Hat cozy, all of it. So here's the story behind Craig thinks I can't cook. Well, I can't cook, I don't like to cook. Craig doesn't like to sit back and watch me cook. Because, he likes to come in and instead of like hey babe, oh it smells good or oh what you cooking, he comes in and says it's too high.

Scott: 2:50

You're a backseat cooker, I'm bruh. Oh wait, what wait?

Kristi: 2:53

I'm teaching.

Kraig: 2:54

I hate back, I'm sorry.

Kristi: 2:56

Would you say Kraig?

Kraig: 2:57

I'm teaching.

Kristi: 2:59

You know, I need you to back up a little bit. When Scott said you're a backseat cooker, what did you say?

Kraig: 3:04

I said I am, that's, that's what you teach. No, it's not.

Kristi: 3:10

It's the passion, your fucking wife while she's trying to cook, because you say she doesn't fucking cook enough.

Scott: 3:16

That's what it?

Kristi: 3:17

is.

Scott: 3:18

Guilt your bird in the cooking and then you tell her she's doing a shitty job at it.

Kraig: 3:22

I don't do the guilt trip. Oh, we've been together for 17 years. Let's get this shit straight. All right, I don't guilt trip her in a cooking. I've been cooking for us for 17 years, but I do mention that I do most of the cooking, if not all, and then so then every once in a while She'll want to throw some spaghetti down, or something like that. If it ain't trying to cook to teach her how to do some other things, but apparently backseat cooking, helping, teaching, educating, right, is it a?

Kristi: 3:48

fucking hijacking. That's what it is. That's what it is.

Chuck: 3:52

Hijacking.

Kraig: 3:54

Hijacking cooking.

Chuck: 3:55

From the backseat to hijacking.

Scott: 3:57

I mean look my mom only cooked like three dishes. My dad cooked a bunch of stuff. My stepdad cooked a bunch of stuff. I think that's how we grew up too. Yep, my mom I mean, if you would ask her, she one she probably did that, cooked it real high. But the couple dishes she cooked that is my favorite of those things. Right, she cooked a spaghetti that I still try to replicate to this day, and nobody else could cook it as good as she did.

Chuck: 4:17

That's a camera, paris thing. My mom will cook a spaghetti. I'm talking about Magna Light.

Scott: 4:21

Yep, when we're growing up. Every time there was no one. It was five times around me. She didn't know how to do less.

Chuck: 4:27

Yeah, shit, they had no plan to do any less, like there was a it's a camera Paris spaghetti recipe that they can only cook big, and I would eat spaghetti for a week or two straight and it is what it is, you know, but to this day I mean my mom can fuck up an arm.

Scott: 4:44

Oh, so there was just a couple things, but those are some of my favorite dishes to this day is how good she cooked them. So I mean, do you have a couple of things you can cook?

Kristi: 4:52

Yes, Like what? Absolutely so? The spaghetti, the Craig spaghetti can't. Is it spaghetti out of a jar?

Eric: 4:58

No, absolutely not so what you do like a cook it like you squish the tomato on high on high.

Scott: 5:04

You squish it, is it good? Do you eat it?

Kristi: 5:06

Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up. I cook eggs, I cook bomb breakfast. I am a master, I cook and breakfast. Craig doesn't like breakfast for dinner. What so, bro, I'm telling you divorce.

Eric: 5:19

So that's why. That's why he's out of town. Yes, and you want to know why.

Kraig: 5:24

I know this was like beat up Craig episode.

Kristi: 5:26

Here's the kicker. When Craig leaves town, we have a fucking party at the house with his favorite people me, lillian and Allie.

Kraig: 5:33

And they eat cereal.

Kristi: 5:34

No bitch we eat motherfucking eggs and bacon and toast.

Eric: 5:38

They don't eat cereal, they don't cook.

Kristi: 5:40

Oh, lillian eats cereal and I can't cook when I don't feel like cooking Right, like every other night.

Scott: 5:44

So cereal counts as a meal.

Kristi: 5:45

Fuck yeah, it does, he thinks it does.

Eric: 5:47

Not dinner.

Kraig: 5:49

Does it count as lunch? Cereal is not a meal.

Kristi: 5:51

Bullshit Cereal is perfect for any fucking child to eat and go the fuck to bed.

Chuck: 5:59

Yeah, but kids meals don't count, Like I mean a little bolt, like you can say cheerios.

Kraig: 6:03

I mean, you can eat cheese and it counts as meal.

Chuck: 6:06

No, you can eat your meals anytime you like a meal but not the milk you gotta throw the milk out.

Scott: 6:12

Okay, I eat dry cereal.

Eric: 6:13

Well, no you could put let the cereal be in the milk, but then you just eat the cereal.

Scott: 6:18

Oh you don't drink like you eat the cereal with a fork. Well, I got that cereal cup thing, so like it separates the milk from the cereal until it enters your mouth.

Kristi: 6:25

So yeah, can you demonstrate how that works? Dry cereal is.

Scott: 6:28

Chexmix. That's pretty awesome. It's in the center, is a cylinder that's just the cereal and around it then it's sitting inside another cylinder holding milk.

Kristi: 6:36

Christmas present for Lily and Christmas present for Lily. So we can pour the dry cereal in your mouth.

Scott: 6:41

There's a little hole right there that the milk comes out of. Yes, when you stick your tongue on it, you can actually control exactly how much milk.

Eric: 6:48

Put your tongue on it. Oh my God, so you got it coming out of two different holes into your mouth.

Kraig: 6:56

And they don't drown you.

Scott: 6:57

It's like DP he's got water for himself.

Kristi: 7:08

For sure.

Scott: 7:08

So the other things I cook are we got spaghetti and you can cook cereal and what else Breakfast.

Eric: 7:14

That's cereal.

Kristi: 7:16

No eggs bacon toast all of it.

Kraig: 7:20

No cereal and eggs and bacon are just two different things Toast, yeah, like in a toaster.

Kristi: 7:26

Dude, wait, lily, wait. I need your opinion on this shit.

Eric: 7:29

Then Lily in here the podcast that she was in yes, what did she say?

Kraig: 7:34

She thinks that we're gonna offend people who don't like sprinkles? Or like sprinkles, I'm sorry, not the one likes sprinkles. Well, I have to say, and then the other time yeah, she doesn't think we're as funny as we think we are sometimes for sure, yeah, I don't know anybody else.

Eric: 7:47

Yeah, but she does go after sprinkles. I think we are.

Kristi: 7:51

She does eat sprinkles on purpose now, knowing that Scott doesn't like sprinkles.

Scott: 7:55

And she is just so flung as you are. So, to be fair, I don't think she's as funny as she thinks she is.

Kraig: 8:02

Yeah, I agree, and I tell her that daily. I don't think you as funny as you think you are. No, she'll get there though. She's going to get there. Yeah, she just keeps lobbing them out.

Eric: 8:12

She's really good at trying to knock it out the parking lot. Oh yeah, she's really good at she misses a lot, but she's really good at it Sometimes it f**king smashes.

Kraig: 8:19

And we did. Now I told her. I was like, look, I'm trying to help you not cross the line. It's cool if you want to be funny and all that, but I'm just going to say line and you're going to know, bernie, it's about. You're about to get in trouble, like you could do. You can do that to a friend of ours, it is 20. Yeah, but she's nine, yeah, I know.

Scott: 8:38

Thank you for starting early. Because, somebody didn't do it to this dude.

Kraig: 8:43

I'm just trying to help out. He was a habitual line he was a habitual line. Look, she's got a pretty witty personality right y'all, but we got to keep that under control, otherwise she's going to get in a lot of trouble. So I'm trying to figure it out. I used to just say Lillian, and now I'm like line, and she's like yes, sir, I'm like I like line.

Eric: 8:59

I mean that way she knows it worked in the moments.

Kraig: 9:03

Yeah.

Eric: 9:03

It didn't work overall. Blaine said he would come on, by the way, but it worked in the moments for Blaine and that was the point of it, and then he found it funny.

Scott: 9:11

So it really yeah, because then he started doing like Olympic level long jumping of that line. So he's just normal, normal, normal Woo. You're like whoa, what the fuck? I'm like line and he's like where, I'm like way behind me.

Kristi: 9:27

Way back.

Scott: 9:28

No, there was a, and I think I've had to say that to Lillian. It goes, I'm like the line's way behind me. Oh yeah, you mean that?

Kristi: 9:34

There was a time whenever we were at your house and Becca was there and I had to call Lillian over and I'm in her ear and I'm like, look, you get into the point where we all about to slap the fuck out of you Because you're aggravating everybody in the room. We can come up with a safe word.

Eric: 9:48

Fuck them, kids.

Kristi: 9:49

Bruh, I'm telling you.

Eric: 9:51

Is that the word? Is that the safe word? No, it was bananas, and then it turned into.

Kristi: 9:55

Poconas. I don't know where Poconas came from. Poconas ain't even a fucking word, but it worked for about five minutes and now it's not. I brought her to the warehouse today after meet and greet, and me and Caitlin are working on stuff, and she's taken her braids and the beads and head banging to where her beads hit the desk, not her head, her beads and she was doing that for like five straight minutes.

Eric: 10:17

I could see I would. I would do it too.

Scott: 10:20

I'm about to get braids, just to do that, and she's like I'm mad, I cut my beard down.

Eric: 10:26

If I can go get a clip or something.

Kristi: 10:27

Bruh, we could totally put some beads in there.

Eric: 10:29

Like for a nicodango over your forehead.

Scott: 10:31

We got one day left. We got beads. They rattle around all day long as you can walk. That worked. You could come in bouncing around.

Kristi: 10:39

Oh yeah, she is a habitual line crosser Stepper jumper.

Kraig: 10:43

It's OK, we're going to get a right.

Eric: 10:44

We're used to those, so yeah.

Kristi: 10:46

I know that's why she fits in so well with y'all she might be there because of a sssss.

Kraig: 10:52

Oh, I would say that?

Kristi: 10:53

Well, definitely, definitely, eric and Scott, and that.

Eric: 10:56

There's a very good possibility.

Scott: 10:58

She thinks saying very rude and disrespectful things to your friends is funny and is OK. Yep, I wonder where she got that from Exactly.

Kristi: 11:06

Mm-hmm.

Kraig: 11:07

So we just look. We got to explain to her that sometimes you can make people mad and people ain't going to want to hang out with you. You can like Get to the line, let's identify where it's at and pull back If you care if those people get upset.

Kristi: 11:21

I mean it's cool and be funny and shit like that, but, like you also have to show that you have respect for the people that you're trying to also fucking insult and that you care about wanting to have them.

Eric: 11:31

That's a really hard thing to learn.

Scott: 11:32

You actually have to be more careful about the insulting things to people. You don't care what they think, right. Right, it's actually the opposite. Like the people I really care about can take it.

Kraig: 11:40

Yes.

Scott: 11:41

Because they know don't really mean it. And then the people that I don't know very well, that's the ones that have to like not say that shit.

Kraig: 11:46

Yeah.

Scott: 11:47

She probably doesn't know that long yet. Absolutely and then these people get mad. They don't like her, she doesn't care and she just keeps saying it because she thinks it's funny.

Chuck: 11:55

Yeah, especially that first impression kind of thing.

Kristi: 12:00

You meet someone, first impression is yeah, the beginning of school is going to be rough.

Scott: 12:07

Yeah, or rough, she ends up like us, and it's the people that say she like that. I'm like oh, that's my people, that's my people.

Chuck: 12:14

She's going to find some good friends at some point, for sure yeah.

Eric: 12:17

They're just going to be in their 40s and 50s and they do the same shit.

Chuck: 12:22

And we all meet each other in college.

Kristi: 12:25

No, I mean her being nine and her friends are going to be like 40 and 50 years old.

Kraig: 12:29

Well, whatever Find your people.

Kristi: 12:32

I'm not mad at it. Like I say it all the time, I would much rather Lily and me hanging out with this group than any other fucking group. I can't stand the way that the other little gremlins her age act and talk to each other and just fucking stupid shit. So that's one of the reasons why we always bring her with us when we go hang out with y'all, because even though we talk shit to each other constantly, I mean like y'all play a huge role in the type of person I want her to be.

Eric: 12:56

So we're better than the alternatives.

Kristi: 12:58

So y'all are better than the other nine year olds out there.

Kraig: 13:01

At least it's real. I had to kind of give a disclaimer to Chrissy for when she agreed to come on like okay, so we have to agree that when we leave we're still married and it stays in there I was like everybody else in there, we say shit to each other and when we walk out the door is gone. So if you could do that, then come on, let's have fun.

Kristi: 13:22

I mean so far, so good. He's trying to not have to sleep on the couch.

Scott: 13:26

However well she doesn't, let me do that.

Kraig: 13:28

Like you. You brought up a topic a minute ago about sleep divorce. She's like why did you move to the couch? And I'm like, I know, but my back was hurting, I just needed a different position. She's like you did it like three nights in a row. Don't ever do that again.

Kristi: 13:39

He did that for a minute. He went go travel and we have the bed and the spare bedroom and I don't know why. But he would get up in the middle of the night and go sleep in the bed and I'm like what the fuck you doing? And he's like, well, my back was hurting. Yeah, that's what I read.

Scott: 13:48

Like 33% of Gen Xers say that, like in couples, sleep in different rooms.

Eric: 13:52

Yeah, is that what the sleep divorce is?

Scott: 13:54

It's all the way up to like 40 something percent.

Eric: 13:55

Oh, wow.

Scott: 13:56

No no. That's what they call sleep divorce, like you're not really divorced, you just like sleep in different beds.

Kristi: 14:01

Like that's the beginning of the end Whenever one spouse is okay with moving to a different bedroom, but what about if one can't sleep because the other one makes noise.

Eric: 14:11

The other one has bad sleeping habits, so the other one needs to move the bed. It's just all kind of factors. One of them needs a night light to. They have a fan that's really loud and that's loud, so I'm always done.

Kristi: 14:23

You get fucking used to it.

Scott: 14:24

Well you deal and you learn to fucking love it, or you don't get enough sleep and then you become a gangry, grumpy person because you're never sleeping, and then that's really what caused the end of your divorce.

Chuck: 14:35

But marriage is about calm. No, that's right. Relationships and marriage is about compromise. You don't stay married for 17 years and 18 years Like. It's about compromise.

Kristi: 14:45

Craig Cook's. I don't compromise.

Chuck: 14:47

Jennifer and I don't have slain sleep habits.

Kristi: 14:49

We don't?

Chuck: 14:50

She wants to sleep with the TV on. I want to sleep the TV off, so what I do is I hit home button on the TV and it goes to like a dead screen, where the TV is technically on but it's not playing. We have a compromise.

Eric: 15:02

Yeah. Jennifer moves a lot for the light.

Chuck: 15:05

She has always slept with the TV on Like I'm talking about, on like something playing 24 seven. Me too, I still do. So I was like I can't sleep with this because there's some noise, and during the night, you wake me up and then, three hours later, I'm still awake. That's recovered. You know what I mean. And then now, with social media and stuff, you wake up at two in the morning you look at your phone for a second. Next thing you know is six o'clock in the morning.

Chuck: 15:27

Like oh shit wake up at 15 minutes, so compromise.

Kristi: 15:32

That's the current. Well, I say current Probably the last. What seven, eight months that me and Craig are trying to figure out? I'm a night owl. He's not. He's a fucking early bird that wakes up, hopping out of bed like a little chicken. I'm not. I like to stay up late and I like to fall asleep to something. I usually fall asleep to my phone watching like stupid videos on Facebook or whatever. He can fall asleep literally in two fucking minutes and it makes me want to punch him in the mouth.

Kraig: 16:00

If you'll make me be quiet for too long, I'm gonna be somewhere right here.

Kristi: 16:02

I don't hate him, I hate it.

Eric: 16:03

So you want to punch him in the mouth because he's a good sleeper.

Kristi: 16:06

Yes.

Eric: 16:07

Because I have to like.

Scott: 16:08

I have to like yeah, I'm just jealous of those people, but I'm definitely not like wanting to fucking fizzle out of a sultan.

Kristi: 16:16

Because he falls asleep so easy and I'm comfortable.

Eric: 16:19

Maybe you should work on yourself and not be too other. I am working on myself watching these fucking Facebook videos and I'm calm and quiet, don't you disagree? With me and fucking attack my methods, eric, I'm just saying they're wrong.

Kraig: 16:30

Don't fuck you, Eric.

Scott: 16:32

What is it about people that are in the military that, like I, have a lot of friends and they all have that trait? I think I just spent the weekend with a dude and he was like man once he laid down.

Kraig: 16:40

he was out and he was like completely still. It was tossing.

Scott: 16:43

They're turning just done.

Kristi: 16:45

And snoring.

Kraig: 16:46

For me.

Chuck: 16:47

for me, it happened to me I thought it was just a Benoit thing, like it was like genetic, because some people, it is. But my brother sits still, my dad, if we sit still, like you put it, in reclining chilling, I'm out, I'm taking a nap, I got time to sleep, I'm gonna sleep.

Scott: 17:00

I stay still not out all the time. He'll not out sitting on the bar, still Just his head his chin touches his chest and he's snoring.

Chuck: 17:05

That's happened to me on the bar still, or two or two.

Scott: 17:08

But the thing with this is, I guess with that I figured it was some genetics right, but I noticed that pattern that military people seem to notice can do it.

Kraig: 17:17

I was not like that my whole life. It happened for me during my deployment and it never went away. I was working night shift. We are 10 city was near the runway and during the day shift is when they would do engine tests and stuff. So we launched a lot at night or right at the end of the day like launch planes, and so 10 city was close to the runway. They did a lot of engine runs, so I had to learn how to sleep during the engine runs and that then turned into every time they fired up engines I was out. So then if we launched in the middle of the night my buddies had to go.

Kraig: 17:47

When the jet engine goes off, craig goes, do do if I get in a plane right now and they fire up the engines and I feel the vibrations lights out. Son.

Scott: 17:54

That's much of the awesome, for when you got to go on a flight, a commercial flight- when I'm by myself. Yes, when I'm with my family.

Kraig: 18:00

They hate it because they're like he's over there, sleep waiting and took off yet so because of a jet engine is not that you're asleep on a? Plane. It's like my, I don't know. It's like my fan, so.

Scott: 18:09

Jennifer wants to TV on a night and Craig wants to have a jet engine start up fire one up near me.

Kraig: 18:14

I'm going dodo.

Kristi: 18:16

See, it's like a fucking lullaby. Why can't I fall asleep? Yeah, we went to Europe.

Eric: 18:20

One of the first things they teach you in the infantry is sleep now, because you're not going to know when you get to sleep again.

Scott: 18:25

That's what my marine buddy had told me.

Eric: 18:27

So your buddy was also marine infantry. So that's, I've slept on giant black rocks in the middle of a desert. I've slept all kind of places because of that, because they for real, because stuff might start doing something, and then that's Marine, do you notice?

Scott: 18:42

But they eat like the way that it's like they're inhaling food. Man, it's crazy. Well, it's just by the same thing, like you better eat now and you better sleep now.

Eric: 18:50

Right, For even a basic. We had seven minutes to eat when it was time to eat. You had to sit with your feet at a 45 degree angle, you had to put your head down and look at your food and you had seven minutes to eat. And if you look up, you're done, holy shit, and then you're not getting more food. So, and you about? We were in Fort Butting, georgia, in the summer.

Chuck: 19:10

I mean I understand the purpose for all of that.

Scott: 19:12

Yeah.

Chuck: 19:12

Wow, yeah, that's amazing, and you do that long enough.

Scott: 19:15

Like you said, you can't break it.

Kraig: 19:17

Mine was six months.

Scott: 19:18

I guess it's actually useful, so why would you want to break it?

Eric: 19:21

You learn what you don't have to chew. Hmm, okay, so there's things you don't have to chew, like Like rice, mashed potatoes, chicken, corn there's all kind of chew your chicken? Not really, it just lies on. It's better if you do, because it'll break it up, but it just goes so you ever choke?

Kristi: 19:40

I feel like there's a little big choking hazard.

Eric: 19:42

No, ali fusses at me because I eat in bed laying down.

Kristi: 19:45

Oh my god, look it up at the ceiling. Oh.

Kraig: 19:50

Yeah, I can't do that. Mine it happened over a six-month period. It would happen over a little bit less than that, but I had to deal with it for six months and it never went away.

Kraig: 19:59

That was a poor baby turn that plane engine on, jet engine on. That's a rap dude. I'm going. I'm serious. We started doing night launches and I had to have other people on my shift listen for me on the radio in case they called my call sign on the radio because I beat knock out in the back of the truck On a drag shoot. Come on, come on, you got to go, bro. Come on like Bad. And it still happens to this day like I'll get on a plane. That's it. We ain't even pulled away from the gate yet. Bye, bye.

Eric: 20:29

We sleep in the back of the Bradley in Iraq, full gear, full, everything on, and they got those low. They have periscopes so you could see out, but they have these low hand wraps that you stick your hand in to a hand guard to hold on, not a guard. Don't know the day, hold yourself and don't matter when, and we be rolling and it's pretty dark because all you have is periscopes. Hmm, so you're covered, full gear, everything the ramps up and you just In this giant box. That's super fucking hot.

Scott: 20:58

That's why I was wondering the eyes during the day, not so much that sleep with the light on, but man, it must have been in the day, because I mean that's ira access, probably hundred and some degrees already.

Eric: 21:08

Yeah, I think it was like in the mid 120, 118 and you're rolling around in a giant metal box.

Scott: 21:13

It also has a giant diesel engine that's heating it up.

Eric: 21:15

Yes, we bought a thermostat, but most of them stopped at 150 apparently shit so it got to 150. Holy shit.

Scott: 21:23

But then even think about that anymore in full gear.

Eric: 21:26

With ceramic plates on the front, in the back, but they're in the flag.

Scott: 21:30

Oh, so you're like a crock pot.

Kristi: 21:32

Yeah, yeah, your way, like whenever, like with all that shit on, how much extra weight did it add to you?

Eric: 21:38

I don't know, maybe just ten pounds.

Kristi: 21:40

Oh, that's it.

Eric: 21:40

Yeah, you didn't. I mean, we didn't go with a lot of stuff, though. The jacket is just a jacket and the ceramic plates they're not that heavy.

Scott: 21:47

I mean there they weigh some they were tainy and your rifle seven. I think, but they retain heat, like they stay hot oh yeah, they're not, they don't breathe.

Eric: 21:57

I stay hot.

Scott: 21:58

You heat up a piece of ceramic and hold the whole reason they use it for baking is it hold to heat?

Eric: 22:02

Yeah, it was when you'd open your vest, it was just.

Kraig: 22:05

Like you could feel it come through your face.

Eric: 22:09

But we'd sleep back there. I would hold on, put your head down and you can hook your your kevlar Onto your hand some kind of way, and just so people are sleeping.

Scott: 22:18

And holding on bobbing all over the place, so helmet on inside a box, the temperatures over 150 degrees You're fully loaded up with, with a crock pot on your chest and back.

Eric: 22:28

Yeah, and then all of a sudden you hear a really loud explosion and then the track stops moving and they drop the ramp and you got to get out and go shoot stuff.

Scott: 22:35

Oh, fucking the thing you do is get out of the car and run towards it and go while you were taking a nap with all that stuff.

Eric: 22:46

Yeah, so yeah, I get it.

Kraig: 22:50

I have a hard time in the wake up, so easy too. Yes, that's, yeah, I can go to sleep.

Eric: 22:55

I'm just not gonna stay asleep, right? Oh, I got both problems.

Kraig: 22:59

Can't fall asleep. And I sleep pretty well. Can't stay asleep.

Scott: 23:01

Dude, if it's quiet in the house at all, especially when I'm trying to go to sleep Like I dread bed done, because then it's like, oh, the wheels are gonna be turning and that's what the tv's for and especially with the sound on is gives my brain something to think about.

Eric: 23:16

Sonos has a channel for on sonos radio. That's uh white noise.

Scott: 23:21

Yeah, I tried that, but it wasn't enough of a distraction. Right, you got to focus on something else.

Kristi: 23:27

So you don't let your fucking brain tell you all kind of Crazy shit, like I was telling you that happened last night. I didn't go to bed till fucking 2 am Because all I could think about was the shit. I didn't get done the day and I had to get done the next day. On top of the other shit, I had to get done the next day you gotta start writing that stuff down. Oh, done, been there, done that. Do it all the time.

Chuck: 23:46

Put it.

Kristi: 23:46

Uh write it down, I type it out, a fucking writer on the board.

Kraig: 23:51

Stop being a backseat organizer, bro. I can't be a backseat cooker trying to help out.

Kristi: 23:55

Craig can't be a backseat anything. He's a fucking hijacker of everything.

Kraig: 23:59

A hijack. Well, there's also a hijack your life for 17 years.

Scott: 24:02

There's a real thing about Craig.

Kraig: 24:11

You voluntarily did it, so you're bad.

Chuck: 24:18

I know, I know I don't regret it, but shit.

Kristi: 24:24

So when I fucking get into compromise, when you first sent over the topic sleep divorce.

Chuck: 24:29

I thought it was like oh, people dreamed about their spouse cheating on them, or something like that. That's when I thought, that's where I thought we were going with this. What's up shit. Craig D. I thought, yeah, something aw man, somebody cheated on me in my dream and I'm still pissed at him for three days. You know that kind of shit happens. So I thought that's where this whole conversation? Was going on In your dream.

Kristi: 24:50

I was fucking cheated on me with his brother's girlfriend at the time Like fucking 12 years ago.

Kraig: 24:56

Hey, got up so mad Like we went to bed, everything was all good, whatever Got up in the next morning, but she was so mad at me. I'm like you did not sleep good, did I like hit you while I was sleeping? You know like what's up? And she's like I had a dream and you cheated on me and I'm like I'm right here and that didn't really happen, so you cannot be mad.

Kristi: 25:18

It was a dream, it's okay, but it did in my dream.

Kraig: 25:22

Well, a lot of shit happens in my dreams too. I'm like multi-millionaire, flying around the world in private jets, but that shit ain't really happening.

Eric: 25:29

Is that?

Kraig: 25:29

really what you dream about? Fuck yeah.

Eric: 25:31

You have dreams every night. No Like is it common across. You all have dreams.

Scott: 25:36

I have dreams, but my dreams are very abstract sometimes.

Eric: 25:40

I don't think I've had a dream since like 1996. No, I still have dreams.

Kraig: 25:44

I don't have them every night I had the same dream with two different conclusions.

Eric: 25:48

You was playing them out.

Kristi: 25:49

For real.

Scott: 25:51

You had. Your brain was AB testing dreams on you.

Kraig: 25:53

Yeah, seriously Like, oh, I'm gonna have a dream and then I'm gonna have an alternate ending to the dream. Send her this one.

Scott: 25:58

Oh shit, let's send her that one. Yeah, oh, that works, that worked better.

Kristi: 26:03

In the beginning part of the dream, they stole money from me, held me hostage and he ended up being like super nice and we dated or whatever.

Eric: 26:10

And then, the better dream, the better dream, the better dream, the one that I would choose.

Kristi: 26:15

But he stole money from me, held me hostage and I shot him in the face. That was the better dream.

Kraig: 26:21

The first dream was the hijacking situation that she was talking about.

Scott: 26:24

Okay, this is from the person who had to have a surgery and has a scar on her neck. It got mad because it faded away.

Kristi: 26:32

I had two scars on my neck and you can't fucking tell I could tell Two. Where's the first one?

Eric: 26:37

I don't know, I didn't even see two.

Scott: 26:40

I can see one.

Kristi: 26:41

Dose, don't you point it out I?

Scott: 26:43

know where it is.

Kristi: 26:46

Man. I watched a movie yesterday.

Chuck: 26:48

Well, that's nice.

Kristi: 26:49

It was amazing Yesterday Because a fucking bad guy no.

Scott: 26:53

Sunday, because the bad guys got killed. It was awesome that happens in most of the movie, 99.9% narrowed it down to.

Eric: 27:01

But here's the thing, the actress that killed them all.

Scott: 27:06

Like you haven't even spoiled the movie for me.

Eric: 27:07

No, I know Fallen might be the only thing, that's not.

Kristi: 27:09

Right, the actress that killed them all used to play on a show that me and Lillian watched, and we loved it because it was like super sweet and juicy.

Scott: 27:16

Can you not just tell us the name of the movie?

Kristi: 27:17

Oh yeah, it's Run High Fight. What it's fucking awesome Run High Fight.

Eric: 27:20

And it's about oh yeah.

Kristi: 27:21

No, it's about this fucking school shoot, run, high Fight.

Eric: 27:25

What did you just say Run?

Kristi: 27:26

High Fight Run Period Hide Period.

Eric: 27:31

Fight Period Run Hide Fight. Yep Things to you have to do all three, yeah, so you, you were like.

Kristi: 27:42

I called Allie right after I fucking watched it. You were there, you like Hello.

Scott: 27:46

Who are you fighting? The people you're hiding with.

Kristi: 27:48

No, the people you're hiding from the school shoot. How do?

Scott: 27:50

you hide and fight at the same time? Well, you don't, because if you start fighting, you're not gonna be hiding anymore.

Kristi: 27:54

No, so Run, High, fight. Those are the steps you take. If there's a school shooting, first you run, okay, if that doesn't work, then you hide. If that doesn't work, then you fucking fight.

Scott: 28:03

So it's run or hide or fight. Then yeah, Motherfucker.

Kristi: 28:06

Why are you gonna run? Why are you gonna run?

Chuck: 28:08

You're gonna run from one room to the other.

Kristi: 28:09

Then hide, then you can hide, then you can fucking fight.

Scott: 28:12

That's what she did. That's what she did in the movie, but at any point in time you have to pick one of the three.

Chuck: 28:17

Yes.

Scott: 28:18

Yes, that's all I'm saying.

Kristi: 28:20

You're right Run or hide or fight, you're right, you know, scott's not, I mean Craig's not the only fun-runner in this room, right?

Scott: 28:27

now what? Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm having lots of fun over here for myself in my own head, nobody else matters.

Kristi: 28:33

Right.

Eric: 28:33

True, true.

Scott: 28:35

See, I won't even get mad at you for saying that Like because in my head you just gave me a compliment.

Kristi: 28:39

Aw, you're welcome, but that was a kick-ass movie because it was very gruesome. I saw a kick-ass too, she fucking put a gun and shot her through. Whatever this part of the face is, the neck.

Scott: 28:53

You watched this with a nine-year-old no.

Kristi: 28:55

No, that thing was gone, oh my God no come on, I want my kids to watch this.

Scott: 28:59

I thought you were trying to get her to learn what to do. Are we off the road?

Chuck: 29:01

They need to know. Is it about a shooter or a school?

Kristi: 29:07

The whole reason this shit happened was because it was these four outcasts like. One got bullied in sixth grade and this is their senior year of high school, so he held on to this fucking grudge from sixth grade to twelfth grade, and then another one had a shitty home life and then another one had some fucking bipolar disorder.

Scott: 29:26

So their main goal you just aimed, like three of the people at this table.

Kristi: 29:30

Thank you for not shooting up, but the whole point of this was to gain followers on social media.

Scott: 29:37

Once again three people at this table.

Kraig: 29:39

Maybe four, maybe four.

Kristi: 29:44

But it was a really good movie and I'm glad they all fucking got their face shut off. That was the best part, because it was she fucked them all up.

Kraig: 29:51

I hope she don't have to defend herself like that with me. I'm just saying