R2RO = Right To Remain Offended
The Right To Remain Offended Podcast or R2RO for short is Kraig, Eric, Chuck and Scott (with a special guest or two) getting together to discuss a variety of topics, from music to pop culture, maybe some politics and EVERYTHING in between.
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R2RO = Right To Remain Offended
Shut The F*ck Up Kraig! Pt. 2
Here's Part 2 of 'Shut the F*ck Up Kraig' with special guest Kristi, wife of R2RO member, Kraig!
We talk about some nostalgia on this episode? We remember the time Chuck drove a Range Rover through the living room on New Year's Eve, and we ended up with more mud indoors than outdoors. Or when Julie proposed the hilariously brilliant idea of towing a couch with a four-wheeler? Well, get ready to belly laugh all over again as we recall these crazy domestic adventures and disputes. From our endless squabbles over toilet paper to the unfortunate purchase of a Timberpetic mattress that no one wanted, we offer an amusing glimpse into our chaotic lives - and trust us, you won't want to miss it.
Have you ever filled your house with smoke due to a cooking mishap? This episode also includes some of our most memorable culinary disasters, like that time we microwaved uncooked rice for 20 mins or burnt popcorn during a movie night. But that's not all! We also revisit the uproarious tale of a friend who, after a night out at the bar, would hide his earnings at the top of his kitchen cabinet. You won’t believe the drama that unfolded when his wife discovered his secret stash. So grab a cup of coffee, pull up a chair, and let us tickle your funny bone with our unforgettable anecdotes.
Alright, we're back for our 2RO. Shut Up, Craig. Part two.
Speaker 2:Well, speaking of compromises, too, I got another one, because I got a couple that I know that they fight over this issue of toilet paper. Uh-oh, oh, which way it goes. Well, there's all kinds of questions. Which way does it go? You want the Charmin soft or the Ultra Strong, right yeah? Yeah, do you need to take care of your butt, or are you like I got to clean this thing?
Speaker 1:No, I just need to clean it.
Speaker 3:He wants some sandpaper, because I'm asking like I don't want it to break down over mid-mids.
Speaker 1:We talked about seat divorce.
Speaker 2:Do you at some point each have your own roll of toilet paper in the bathroom?
Speaker 1:No, we don't.
Speaker 2:So you have to compromise.
Speaker 3:Uh no, I think we both like this thing. Um, I learned to love yours.
Speaker 1:Oh see, so there's a compromise that I didn't know about for the last 17 years.
Speaker 3:I learned to love the bed that you love, the Timberpetic. I hated it for the first two weeks.
Speaker 1:Well, everybody did. Hey, chucky, I wanted to tell you to buy it. No, no, so tell him.
Speaker 3:Fuck you, Chuck.
Speaker 4:We don't even know until we can read it. I thought we were on Fuck you. I almost gave him up.
Speaker 2:Fuck you, Chuck. No, fuck, chuck's episode was like five episodes no, this is Well, this is Fuck you.
Speaker 1:Chuck. Oh well, we added one in there. Y'all wanted to invite her to this thing. I'm just saying no.
Speaker 3:The first two weeks that we got this Timberpetic, I slept on the couch On top of I already couldn't fucking sleep. Now I really couldn't fucking sleep. And he's snoring, just fucking rubbing it in, showing off that he can sleep easy. You got a wiggle in this B-52 drag shoot bro.
Speaker 1:Why did you?
Speaker 2:need the Timberpetic. You can already see I didn't.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, hold up. Yeah, that's it. This all went down because, chuck one of our New Year's Eve episodes at Chuck's house Chuck and Jennifer's we went over there. That's not Chuck's fault.
Speaker 4:Jennifer's fault. Oh yeah, true that, why? Whoever bought?
Speaker 3:them mattress, and there's somebody I got in. Y'all's bed with some muddy ass boots.
Speaker 1:Yeah, fuck you Jennifer. Yeah, she got, we all got trashed. But she got really trashed and she went past out and she was passed out in Y'all's bed with muddy shoes. She said it was comfortable. So Jennifer was like you need to get one of them mattresses. I was like what is it Timberpetic? I'm like, do them by divine of the mattress. I'm just gonna go get that. She was like spend the money on something good that you keep for a long time so drunk Christie is the blame. Yeah.
Speaker 3:For real Drunk, christie is the blame. When did I say it was comfortable? Okay. So, wait, I have a better question.
Speaker 2:Another question you do not remember saying it how?
Speaker 3:many times did you agree with something I said while I was drunk?
Speaker 1:Like not often, but you didn't say no, no, no, no. I need a specific number babe, I need a specific number. Probably never, probably zero.
Speaker 3:What the fuck is wrong with you to think I knew what the fuck I was talking about.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but we didn't have the conversation about the mattress that night. She was that was not happening that night. Right, it was the next day.
Speaker 2:The next day Definitely wasn't that night, Depending on which New Year's Eve this was I remember the next day.
Speaker 1:Probably should have waited like a week.
Speaker 2:I was still drunk till like 6th and afternoon.
Speaker 1:Yeah, true that true that that is true.
Speaker 2:So, whatever the mud I don't know, it might have been the same one, because I remember I got woken up by Chuck sweeping up the mud. That was the same one. From the living room floor Yep.
Speaker 3:Was that the New Year's Eve that we?
Speaker 2:My face was next to the broom.
Speaker 3:Was that the New Year's Eve? That y'all drug a couch?
Speaker 1:Probably Couch surfing, couch surfing behind the truck.
Speaker 2:That was so awesome.
Speaker 1:I think it was the four wheeler.
Speaker 3:Or wait when you win the case. Had his Range Rover mud riding.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he stuck it in the mud Yep.
Speaker 1:And then let mud come in the door when he opened it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, me, matt and Julie were sitting on the couch in front of the bonfire and then she looked at us and went. And then she looked at the four wheeler that was sitting right there because Chuck had gone riding the woods and she's like y'all could pull this couch with that four wheeler. And me and Matt looked there and we go. We absolutely can. So that was not me or Matt's idea.
Speaker 2:Nice, that's funny and immediately we looked and there was already a rope on the four wheeler and Matt took out his pocket knife. He cut a hole through that couch. We wrapped that rope around one of the arms, tied it to the four wheeler. Matt jumped on the four wheeler. Julie jumped off the couch. And Matt jumped off and Scott was surfing, julie doesn't know. I was in the middle of the night. No, probably all y'all saw was little headlights swinging around.
Speaker 3:Julie doesn't get enough credit.
Speaker 2:Oh, she's brilliant.
Speaker 3:She comes up with some of the best ideas.
Speaker 2:For sure, and she does not have to participate.
Speaker 1:That's right, and she's like super quiet about it in the corner. Nobody really knows she said it or did it. And then boom, for sure I agree.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I wanna make sure she gets her credit.
Speaker 1:If you sit, you gotta sit in the right spot to understand that about her. Like you know, if you just like here, you might never know that that came from her. But if you sit in the right spot, Juju is a fucking genius. Yeah.
Speaker 3:But, look what we did with that couch after.
Speaker 2:Is that?
Speaker 4:we put the couch on the fire.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's when you and you idiots got involved. Yeah us idiots, yeah Me. And Matt's idea was is he said, I said I'm gonna stand up on this couch while you pull it and he goes, I'm gonna try to make you not, yeah that was fun, and then the couch broke. Worst case scenario was a concussion.
Speaker 1:The couch broke at some point, you got a concussion.
Speaker 3:We took turns, and then the couch broke Worst case scenario OK. No, Scott, then we even fall down.
Speaker 2:Nice, Everybody else that went afterwards. Matt managed to throw them down or off. I stayed up.
Speaker 1:And then somebody got mad and burned it.
Speaker 2:Well, couch broke.
Speaker 4:It broke. We couldn't do it anymore, so we threw it on the bun. Oh, OK.
Speaker 1:I missed that part.
Speaker 2:Highly engineered. Matt cut a hole in it with his knife and we wrapped a rope around it.
Speaker 4:We was wrapped it around the hole.
Speaker 2:I pulled it along, we took off before people knew what we were doing and 200 times, because once Julie had the idea. Matt said get up, he cut the hole. I started tying that rope while he started tying it, before we left, before anybody knew it, we were in the field. Nice, go on.
Speaker 1:You know what's awesome about this story.
Speaker 2:They took other people for rides.
Speaker 1:We were not kids.
Speaker 3:Oh no, we all were adults.
Speaker 2:I had a daughter and she was at home. I think I was.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I was sober.
Speaker 2:You were sober at the time, Completely sober. Yeah, I had quit drinking. That's why I told y'all if, after I quit drinking, my ideas got worse, Because I had enough time to think them out, Because probably before we drunk, me would have been timed at, the rope would have came undone and we would have never got in a place where we could have heard. So what happened? No, no, no. We were nice and sober and we got that thing. Well done.
Speaker 4:It totally couch broke. That's what broke. I was known, you were sober, you were sober, me and Mads Nauts didn't think but that couch broke.
Speaker 2:And that's when we said fuck it, throw it on the bonfire, yeah, nice. And then some idiots said, well, we're going to stand on the couch while it's on the bonfire.
Speaker 4:And then we did it with a piece of plywood. Yeah, for some reason this pictures that's not so that plywood is actually a handicap ramp from my first rent house.
Speaker 2:Oh currently.
Speaker 1:Currently.
Speaker 4:Or was Was. No no, no, that's the ramp we were.
Speaker 1:That was a ramp. Oh yeah, it's a handicap ramp.
Speaker 4:That's why it's so put together so well, because it was made for a wheelchair and I took it away from my rent house because I didn't need it to be handicap accessible from who we bought it from. So it was on the fire to burn and get rid of. So it was like all right, let's just go all go stand on while it's on the fire. It made sense at the time.
Speaker 2:I had so much fun that New Year's we burned so many things. And then I remember we took a picture. Matt had a chicken in his hand, bam.
Speaker 3:No, yeah, we had the chickens full on. It was fun.
Speaker 1:I think I have pictures on. Well, we got a Tim Peetting mattress. Because of that Get together.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think I have. Everybody was. You know you create an album for whatever event was going on.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:I think I have pictures on my Facebook from that night.
Speaker 2:Oh, I definitely do.
Speaker 3:Well, somebody does, because I deleted Facebook, mainly the pictures were of Hayes getting his Range River stuck and Jacob getting his truck. Dude, you Pulling him out of the mud with his truck, that was awesome.
Speaker 1:And your name dropping.
Speaker 3:Everybody.
Speaker 4:I think I was pulling him out with the tractor.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That Range River was stuck.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we stuck together. I had that. I pulled him out with the tractor. I mean we're not supposed to name drop people.
Speaker 4:I mean we can't, but we like name dropping famous people so we can get on Instagram Our next episode. We got to talk that post.
Speaker 3:Malone's coming on in our next episode.
Speaker 1:Craig just bought the toilet paper that he wanted.
Speaker 3:And I just learned to love it. And now he's on his way.
Speaker 2:Oh no, my couple friend. Their argument with the toilet paper is over how many squares you use. Oh, let's kick down the floor.
Speaker 1:How do you even know?
Speaker 2:One of them grew up and she'll tell you, she grew up and her dad was in the oil business. They filed bankruptcy a couple of times. So I think she's like take a couple right and meanwhile husband's over there kind of like me and doing it price-or-right style, like pfft, like it's completely opposite extreme. So she's like every time she just hears him in the bathroom and she hears pfft, she says it just drives me nuts and I'm like y'all have plenty enough money to afford toilet paper, much less worrying about how many squares like how do you even know how much squares I use?
Speaker 3:It's all in the feeling, because she can hear.
Speaker 1:It needs a noise machine in there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you just got to feel it.
Speaker 1:Chrissy don't know how much toilet paper I use.
Speaker 3:Nope, and I don't want to. I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1:Nope, exactly, he buys the toilet paper?
Speaker 3:I don't.
Speaker 1:Literally she does not give a shit.
Speaker 4:What else? So, when you're buying toilet paper, do you buy economically or you have your favorite?
Speaker 3:brand? Oh, absolutely not. I'll buy the toilet paper.
Speaker 1:He pays for it.
Speaker 3:I'll buy it.
Speaker 1:It's not economically bought. It is because I want my booty hole, because you can buy it. You can buy it. I want to be like them bears.
Speaker 4:You can buy a square footage Like, if you're thinking about it like, all right, so I can make it, this package is about the same exact size. You can get this much square footage that lasts longer than this much. No.
Speaker 1:I buy stuff because of comfort. If I would spend $100 on a t-shirt that last seven years if it's super comfortable and super soft, versus going by 10 for a dollar that I hate and are not comfortable. So we do the same thing for toilet paper.
Speaker 3:Did you just say booty hole?
Speaker 1:My booty hole.
Speaker 2:That's how you know somebody has an adolescent kid.
Speaker 1:Lily doesn't even say booty hole, she says butthole.
Speaker 3:Why does Craig say booty hole?
Speaker 1:Isn't that what that dude from Alabama said when the LSU dude put his finger in the booty hole?
Speaker 3:Why would he do that? That's just wrong, you all got to see that video.
Speaker 1:You haven't seen that video. That dude goes crazy. He's an Alabama fan at an LSU game, going crazy, trying to fight people, and he's screaming. That dude just put his finger in my booty hole.
Speaker 2:I feel like that's the way to defuse the situation, but he was amped up, somebody getting all crazy, just stick your finger real quick. You can probably freak him out so much they stop trying to figure out what's going on. Then you run, and then you hide, and then you fight.
Speaker 3:That's a good one, that dude was mad, mad, mad, mad.
Speaker 1:So do you feel like you got enough time to defend yourself and how you use super high on cooking?
Speaker 3:Let me ask this question what have I cooked in our relationship that you have not eaten or that you would not eat because it was not cooked to your liking?
Speaker 1:Well, that's not cooked to your liking, thing out the window, but not edible. So there was some rice once upon a time in a bowl. Hold up.
Speaker 3:Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no. That event, Craig. That event had nothing to do with you. You were not eating that fucking rice. You weren't even home when the rice was disposed of, so that event you were not involved in at all.
Speaker 2:Yeah, wait, that's not true, no bullshit.
Speaker 3:You weren't even. The only reason you knew something was happening was because the fucking house melt burnt. That's it.
Speaker 1:I was involved.
Speaker 2:You had zero Dude. I can't tell you when times I burn a pot of rice.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, no, it was a bowl. No, no, no, sir, I was drunk. You can tell this story.
Speaker 2:I'll let you tell the story you can't count that as a bad cook just because somebody drunk burned some rice in a microwave.
Speaker 3:Okay, go Okay so.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Way back when Craig used to be on a bowling league. So every Wednesday he would go with his friends, go to Hooters, drink a couple however many pictures and then go bowl and it was great. He'd come home at like 10, 11 o'clock drunk, had a great time. I was just at home like being a fucking lonely little whatever. So I would drink. I would go to the grocery store, go get some wine and I'd drink it and it was great.
Speaker 3:And at the time I was reading a book. I don't fucking read, I don't like to read, but at this time I was reading. So I'm sitting on the couch drinking my second bottle of wine reading my book, and I want to. I think I just want to like some fucking butter rice. I don't remember what I was trying to eat it with, but I needed some rice. So I put it in a bowl and I didn't want to use the rice cooker because back then you had to pour the water, put it in the microwave for like 20 minutes, 20, 30 minutes and let the whole fucker cook and sizzle and all kind of stupid shit. So I just put it in a bowl and I put it in the microwave With water. No, I forgot the water.
Speaker 3:Dry rice uncooked Put it in there for like 20 minutes.
Speaker 1:In a bowl.
Speaker 3:Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait.
Speaker 4:I thought you went way too fast.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you did what. You put uncooked rice in a bowl with no water for like 20 minutes. Like a ceramic regular, the bowl you were going to eat it out of Yep.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, it was fine, Until it was not fine, until it was not how long?
Speaker 2:how long? Until it was not fine. 20 minutes, I don't remember. Oh, you just left it. No, I didn't. You never got to the ding.
Speaker 3:It never got to the ding. Well, yeah, because I put it in the microwave. Do you just stand in front of the microwave and watch it for 20 whole minutes? Hell no, you go back in the living room because you know the microwave is doing its thing. Sit on your wine.
Speaker 2:So eventually you smelled it from the living room.
Speaker 1:No, no, I didn't even smell it I didn't even smell it from the living room.
Speaker 3:I was reading my book and I took a sip of my wine and I did, oh shit, because there was smoke everywhere. Oh shit. So I took the bowl, you smelled it, you saw it Correct Again.
Speaker 4:second bottle of wine.
Speaker 3:I was like halfway through my second bottle of wine by this point so I went, turned off the microwave, went to go grab the bowl. It was really fucking hot. I don't think I have a scar, but it was really hot so I just took the bowl. It was black inside the bowl so I just put it in the trash bag, burnt the trash bag, so I put that in the trash can outside and I took the Lysol and I started spraying the house, opened all the doors. I'm like fainting it out.
Speaker 1:So you made it worse? Of course I made it worse, because what the fuck is Lysol cover up, lysol doesn't cover up shit, it smells like it was kind of like.
Speaker 4:So it was kind of like Burned lemon.
Speaker 2:Yeah. So it was kind of like you know how people that smoke cigarettes they would try to cover the stench up with their perfume and now they just smell like a fragrancy cigarette ashtray.
Speaker 3:So that's what the house smelled like it was fine, it was Lysol with burnt rice and bowls. So Craig comes home, probably like an hour later, and by that time I just said fucking and down the whole rest of the bottle of wine. So I was two bottles of wine in it. So I was on Craig's level and he got home and he's like, hey babe, what the fuck?
Speaker 2:And I'm like, hey, I think that's a normal response.
Speaker 3:It's okay, I just burnt some rice. I didn't break anything, but we are short of both. You've never like burnt something before.
Speaker 1:No, really Never Put dry rice in the microwave for 20 minutes and made the house stink for a week.
Speaker 4:No, I never burn anything that bad.
Speaker 2:I have never burned something I forgot. I actually have burned rice that I was cooking on the stove and forgot about.
Speaker 1:I have burns things I have never thought I have to, but I have steel never burned anything that bad, you're just reaching now.
Speaker 3:You just want to make it worse. Wait, no, we brought you on this podcast to defend yourself.
Speaker 1:And you just gave me all the ammunition I ever needed.
Speaker 4:So that was pretty. I did have one time I put toast in the toaster and it's supposed to pop up, uh oh. And I put it down and walked to the back and got dressed. I was like two pieces of toast before going to do whatever I was going to do and I walked to the back getting dressed and I come walking out in the whole living room just smoke and it never turned off. Oh yeah never popped up.
Speaker 1:How long does it take to get that smell out of the house?
Speaker 4:Oh, it was probably about as long as it took you to get this smell out.
Speaker 3:Right, did you ever? Did you ever have like movie night at home where you pop some popcorn? Yep, have you ever, like you know, burnt popcorn?
Speaker 1:Yep.
Speaker 3:OK, popcorn stinks.
Speaker 1:Not like that burnt rice.
Speaker 3:Not like that burnt rice. Well, that's your opinion.
Speaker 1:Oh fair enough.
Speaker 2:That's your opinion.
Speaker 4:That's your opinion.
Speaker 3:You didn't kick me out. We weren't married at the time.
Speaker 1:So I know jokes on you. Apparently. I was hijacking your life for 17 years, so yes, yes, you were.
Speaker 2:I've heard some shit in the pot one time so bad that it stopped smoking. Oh shit, you know, I know it stopped smoking because I didn't notice it till the next morning.
Speaker 3:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:It was on low all night. But yeah, I woke up and it was still on and everything was just dry and cracked. Oh God.
Speaker 1:I was like, oh shit, that one went in the garbage can.
Speaker 2:But Craig didn't show up at my house to say anything about it, so Can you just show it up?
Speaker 1:Because, you know what I think.
Speaker 2:I'm a decent cook, but I fucked shit up all the time.
Speaker 1:I didn't say I don't burn shit.
Speaker 2:So you're just too safe.
Speaker 1:I just didn't I never burn shit that bad.
Speaker 2:So safe.
Speaker 1:So safe, no Fun. I don't burn rice in a microwave, that's fun. Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2:But you know what, craig, maybe I am a fun runner. You know what? Drinking two bottles of wine was fun. Yeah, that's how the rest of the time.
Speaker 3:But now I know, don't put dry rice in a bowl for 20 minutes in the microwave with no water Now, yeah, now, you know, we all have to do it once to learn, that's right?
Speaker 1:Well, hopefully we all know now the prawns are just a big shrimp.
Speaker 2:I did.
Speaker 3:That's right, but now you know I did.
Speaker 2:It took me an entire week of being in Australia to learn that.
Speaker 1:Did you listen to that episode?
Speaker 3:Yes, kind of Maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Because now, what we do now is we talk about other people and then somebody runs and tells that person hey, you need to go listen to this episode and that's how you got here.
Speaker 4:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:They're just looking out for me, honey. Yeah, let's hear some stories about your shitty cooking, because I'd love to hear it, because there's a few.
Speaker 2:Tell us.
Speaker 3:As good as a cook that you are, you will never, ever ever have me come up behind you and say it's too low.
Speaker 1:Well, I learned how to I had some seasoning. I learned how to cook because I had to, because I wanted to eat the same stuff I ate growing up and when I was in the military, those people where I was at couldn't cook like we could. So the people who ate my shitty cooking didn't know it was shitty. They thought it was good.
Speaker 3:So you ate your shitty cooking right.
Speaker 1:And then I got better at it. I'd call dad on Sundays and be like yo, I want some gumbo, and he would walk me through it. Okay, do that, and then call me when that's done, and then I call him so how many days you learned how to cook gumbo over the phone Yep, nice, holy crap.
Speaker 2:I learned how to do a lot of things.
Speaker 1:I know almost anything. I know how to cook. I learned how to cook because I wanted it, couldn't get it where I was at. Call dad and said Sunday or you can be available, and he'd say yeah, and I say I want to learn, I want to cook white beans or I want to cook whatever gumbo or I want to cook chili and he would say okay, do this and call me when that's done.
Speaker 1:And that's how I learned don't keep it on high, because you go over cook some shit while it's on high. If you just turn it down a little bit, you ain't got to worry about that. But he would walk me through it on the phone and I would cook it and it would be good. It would be sometimes not so good and I would tell him what I was witnessing or experiencing when it was not so good and he would say, oh, you need to add more garlic or whatever.
Speaker 3:So okay, so that's always there's a couple pointers I picked up from this story. One you fucked up some cooking.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:There's some shit. No, no, no, hang on my turn. There's some shit that you cook that you fucking threw away, or that you choked down. That's number one. Number two your dad told you what you were doing wrong when you fucking axed him. What am I doing wrong? Not when you were fucking learning and doing it on your own.
Speaker 1:Wait, yes, okay, you made two points, however. No, however, just stand there in your wrongness and get used to it.
Speaker 2:That's right.
Speaker 1:The people I was cooking for Own it. Own it. I owned it back then.
Speaker 4:Own it now, because it was probably still better than half the shit they ate, because it was an easy that's right.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying. The people who I was cooking for did not know it was bad.
Speaker 4:Even a fucked up A2Fa is still better than half the shit in other countries.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know seasoned potatoes and unseasoned meat. Yeah, we ain't eating that shit. I could cook A2Fa or smothered beef tips and if I knew it wasn't as good as it was down here. But they didn't. So I would go and say okay, I would eat it because it was at least better than the other stuff I was gonna get. And then I would call and Improve it on the next go round and the other people that was eating it, they thought it was the greatest shit ever.
Speaker 3:See, I'm still not hearing. You're right, I'm not a perfect cook.
Speaker 4:I don't need a fucking hijack you when you come.
Speaker 3:I don't need a backseat cook whenever you're cooking and I no longer need to bring up a stupid ass Experience that you weren't even involved in from fucking before we were married. Is this the right thing?
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh no, I'm bringing it up now.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, you told the story cuz it's a great story.
Speaker 3:Don't tell me to shut the fuck up, so own it it's Owning it, but you are not owning your bullshit.
Speaker 1:I own my bullshit every day.
Speaker 2:You remind me I have friend that worked in the oil field and he was working all the way in Africa. So they'd be there for like two months at a time and he was like you, he was a caging dude. He could cook. And all the other dudes are like that, stuff's amazing, can you cook for us? He's like sure. So they all got a per diem out there. They got a certain amount of cash every day to eat and do all their stuff. Well, they would just give him their per diem to go grocery shopping. He'd cook all the food and he wouldn't spend his per diem. Oh yeah, hey. And then when he got home he had all this cash that his wife thought he had spent already but he had not nice cuz he was cooking for everybody and I
Speaker 2:remember when I finally helped him move one time and we get the truck all loaded up and we get the moving truck all loading up and it takes off with the people to go to his House and me and him were about to walk out, put some stuff, last things, in my truck. He looks at me. He's like, hey, I go back inside real quick. I was like what, what are we doing? He's like he runs inside, he jumps on his kitchen counter. He's like get up here and up on the top of the kitchen cabinets.
Speaker 2:So it's right, when he walked in his house, he walked through his kitchen. He would take whatever cash he had left over from the bar, cuz his wife didn't know he had all this cash and he would just throw it on the top of the kitchen cabinet because he was drunk and he didn't want to forget it in his wallet. And he said man, I got to the point where I was hiding cash for myself in books and shit and I would forget where I put it. Oh God. So he just came up with this thing. He'd ball up money and throw it up there. Dude, we must have pulled down seven grand. No, that's awesome, that's a good.
Speaker 2:They was just why because I don't even think he realized how far he threw some. I'm like there's why did up hundreds halfway across the kitchen.
Speaker 3:Because you were drunk.
Speaker 1:I would not be mad about that either.
Speaker 2:Let's remember he waited till everybody left to move stuff this house, including his wife. Yeah, she still didn't know about this. 70.
Speaker 1:No, she just found out. I'd have to know about it. That was so long ago.
Speaker 3:You're not even married anymore, Probably because he hid cash from her.
Speaker 4:Good times, good time.
Speaker 2:Well, I hope y'all stay married. So, yes, yep, I hope they're all of this. Y'all can stay married after this. Yeah, thank you for coming on.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna burn rice tomorrow night, oh just baby, I'm out, you out. Just for you, babe.
Speaker 1:We out, out of what we out, we out.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'm out.
Speaker 1:I know, that's all you need to say, oh.