R2RO = Right To Remain Offended
The Right To Remain Offended Podcast or R2RO for short is Kraig, Eric, Chuck and Scott (with a special guest or two) getting together to discuss a variety of topics, from music to pop culture, maybe some politics and EVERYTHING in between.
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R2RO = Right To Remain Offended
Navigating Radio Restrictions, Celebrity Drama, and Wild Nights Out
Ever find yourself bobbing your head to a catchy tune then suddenly realized the lyrics are naughtier than expected? That's what we're diving into today, folks! We're waxing poetic about radio censorship and how innocent-sounding lyrics can be sneakily explicit. Plus, we're taking a cultural detour to dissect the puzzling perspective of sex as purely a means of reproduction in certain societies. And yes, we'll be taking you back in time, reminiscing about the evolution of our beloved radio stations.
If you're a fan of juicy celebrity tales, you're in for an absolute treat. We're spilling the tea on the infamous Janet Jackson Super Bowl incident, exploring live TV delays, and dissecting the enigma that is Kim Kardashian. Brace yourselves for a surreal night out recounting running into Mike Tyson - yes, the Mike Tyson - in a club. If that's not enough, we've also got some chatter about those notorious Mike Tyson weed gummies that are rapidly becoming the talk of the town.
Saving the best for last, we're taking you on a wild ride to New Orleans where chaos and UFC fighter Dan Henderson crossed our paths. Picture this: a wild bachelor party, McDonald's at midnight, and a burger mishap that will have you in stitches. And if you think we're done, wait till you hear about our unexpected rendezvous with a police car and the struggle of chit-chatting with my dentist mid-procedure. So, get ready for a rollercoaster of a conversation that's just as personal as it is professional. You're not going to want to miss this one.
Welcome back to our 2 RO right to remain offended podcast. This time we're not radio-edited, we letting things fly, so these topics are free for all. So I'm sure we got what we got this time. I heard we heard some hallway fuck.
Speaker 3:That was a lot, bro. That was a lot. That was like four or five ten minute segments would not be able to curse.
Speaker 4:I only did it once and didn't know through, like any of them. I mean I tried, I did my.
Speaker 3:Shit well, you couldn't say. Shit Well, I don't you.
Speaker 1:Shit piss cunt cock, motherfucker. We should have played.
Speaker 4:George.
Speaker 3:Carlin, seven words at the beginning. Don't say none of these.
Speaker 4:Dude, I feel like that list is not accurate anymore, because they say some of those words on Network television. Radio. Radio is a little behind right now. I mean all of network television. I mean it's not like radio really cuts them out all that. Well, all the songs we're listening to now on the radio. Other stuff they choose to edit on radio, like on songs now.
Speaker 4:Yeah it's like half the word, but it's also like it's words that allude to like smoking, marijuana or something. Yeah, yeah, and they'll edit that, and then the other words get.
Speaker 3:Weird shit. I don't even know what song it was, but I had all y'all children in my truck so I had it on XM. No, like the all the way down the bottom of XM.
Speaker 3:Whatever you have the first couple pop channels or something we're listening to the top, top, top, top pop channel and some song came out and I just turned and looked at Ali and it all four of them kids in the back started singing it. I mean, we didn't get through the first verse, we was halfway through the first verse and I was already hitting it. I'm like and this is not a XM channel, where that occurs, it's just a regular yeah. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, fuck this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm really was probably the charge.
Speaker 3:I would rather than say fuck this. All four knew the song. I had no idea what the song was. All four knew the song and I just looked over to Ali. I'm like dump, dump, dump, but get the fuck out of this song, turn the whole thing off this shit that comes on regular radio, whatever you want to call on network radio, whatever on over there.
Speaker 1:I was blown away and I'll be like, no, we ain't listening right, I couldn't, yeah, but it's on the radio.
Speaker 3:I'm like this crap.
Speaker 1:Like I say fuck in front of my kid, right, but they but they say in all kind of other stuff without saying fuck, they were, you were right, you couldn't say fuck, but they talked about second day.
Speaker 3:That's right.
Speaker 2:I call my kid a fuck.
Speaker 3:They didn't say the word dick, but they talked about second dick, but the word fuck was out and I'm like what?
Speaker 4:yeah, what the fuck. What the fuck? I don't say smoke in that tree, or something like that. You know edit that part out, yeah, meanwhile, the whole rest of song is about like murdering people and murder.
Speaker 2:It's the same thing. It's always been fun to show somebody get their head blown off, right, but don't show a titty or jokes.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I think Eric was in a place like that for a while.
Speaker 3:There was no, none of that. It was some weird. I shit, though, can you see eyeballs like that, or?
Speaker 2:glasses, and no, you say those like kind of the screen yeah.
Speaker 3:My, I think that was on the fifth element. Yeah, no, most of the women didn't even have their head cover. No, real and yeah, real life. But it was still really weird because when we talked to some of the dudes, they told us that, apparently, sex with a woman is to procreate and sex with a man is for fun.
Speaker 4:And what the fuck? We have a very, very.
Speaker 3:I was very confused and they was like oh, no, no, not gay, oh. And I'm like, okay.
Speaker 2:Now I'm curious as to what this act makes this. I'm so glad we have to read you that's by curious.
Speaker 1:Well, we had fun this. We just got the four.
Speaker 2:Especially when you always talk about the old him schools. Yeah, don't say fuck them kids.
Speaker 3:Oh, couldn't say fuck them kids on there, no.
Speaker 2:I don't realize that after I watch you say shit.
Speaker 1:Was it not a conversation that I had with you like three days or two days ago, or was that what you're about? We gonna do the radio, and it's still first, so I can get my, and then we go, so that way I can get locked in and not let it fly and they have to come back. Yeah right, so we get locked in, knock that out, and then I can just let it fly.
Speaker 3:Have a new plan. Maybe we should do the radio version at 8 o'clock in the morning, because by whatever the fuck time it is right now, I done said a lot of curse words.
Speaker 4:You make me get up that earlier. A lot of curse words coming. Yeah, I'll mail in my audio from 2 am.
Speaker 1:Either or harsh radio, so it's gonna be like a one hit a quitter.
Speaker 3:Next Thursday to something else.
Speaker 1:Oh, no other radio ever just four random guys.
Speaker 4:I found them inside the street. Yeah, we're like the rescue dogs of radio, for sure. Just feel sorry for him.
Speaker 3:Anyway, we started a radio show. Yeah, listen to the planetcom.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's a. Chris Logan brought back a radio station from back in my childhood Well, not childhood like my formative musical years for sure what was playing on there, like in the 90s.
Speaker 3:It was in the area in 2002 and early 2000, before the 90s. I don't know, came out in the 90s 97, 97, okay, so late 90s, and then we kind of just kept the 90s for that was that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that was my last year of high school. That was so much fun. I remember driving my truck over to the Burger King so I could get me a plan radio sticker. I knew the universal prize code. I Am a citizen.
Speaker 1:Where's my t-shirt, chris? I'll get you one for it.
Speaker 2:What a fucking pal.
Speaker 1:So then we hijacked his studio and Convincing him to let us have a radio show that we can't control us. I was on, so it can't be live.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, I mean, hadn't come out yet, so yeah but you get like a seven second delay.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's gonna dump the whole dumb button dump, dump, like I gotta go take a dump, got you, so they should all the shit button. I mean, that's what you're just. You can't get four anyway.
Speaker 3:It's under radio, I gotta get ready. It's under radio, you can't say shit.
Speaker 1:You gotta be a dump button. We don't need a dump button because it's not live. So we good, we'll never go live because some people can't control shit.
Speaker 3:Oh no, we absolutely gonna go live. I'm fucking in. We doing this shit. Okay, let's do it live.
Speaker 2:I'm in, I'm gonna say some terrible shit live.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna come in behind Chris's head while he's talking.
Speaker 2:You put me on live. Your mother will never listen to that show again On live radio. Watch me. No, don't do that Look we just fucked back up.
Speaker 1:She is done. This episode is over. She's out.
Speaker 3:She's already bounced.
Speaker 1:She's like she cut it off the first three fucking minutes.
Speaker 4:What was that record find? Janet Jackson got CBS from the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1:You think Macintosh, not even a whole titty, not even the whole thing.
Speaker 4:She had like a shield over the nipple.
Speaker 3:So you couldn't even see the nipple.
Speaker 4:No, it was a little metal thing covering it. Technically, that was all planned right.
Speaker 3:Technically, there's no way that it wasn't planned.
Speaker 2:She shouldn't have gotten to find the dude, should have gotten to find cause. The dude reached over and he's kind of like.
Speaker 4:Justin Timberlake, by the way.
Speaker 2:Reached over, grabbed a shit Boom.
Speaker 1:I think that's the reason for the delay, that whatever.
Speaker 4:Delay's been in there for a long time, but they actually started putting the delay in live TV now. They used to not be. Live TV used to be live.
Speaker 1:Yeah, now there's a delay on live TV because Because of that it was pretty quick Nice. You can find it on YouTube.
Speaker 3:But you can Tivo it and back it up. Oh yeah, tivo.
Speaker 1:You can Tivo it, but I don't know, can you get that footage on the internet now?
Speaker 4:I think they're like Bruh what was her name?
Speaker 3:Come on, bro.
Speaker 4:You can't delete stuff.
Speaker 3:You can't delete the internet, the Way Back Machine. You can't delete the internet. What?
Speaker 1:year was that.
Speaker 4:Oh, 2000. And what's her name? Jenna Jackson yeah.
Speaker 1:Dude.
Speaker 3:I'm pretty sure they like washed that Jenna Jackson Dude there's video everywhere of Kim Kardashian getting plowed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but that was that was.
Speaker 4:I don't know if she wants it to go.
Speaker 3:I agree. I don't know if she's saying it is 2004.
Speaker 4:2004. It was the year the Panthers were playing the Patriots Jake DeLome versus Tom Brady. Oh, two of the greatest of all time. But yeah, 2004. I mean, that's fairly recent for that.
Speaker 3:I'm pretty sure it got washed. It took me one, two, three, four, five, five. He had a symbol, a thing on it.
Speaker 4:So the amazing part is I think he found that picture faster than he could have back when she did it. Yeah Cause, then that's better. Now, yeah, for you to say is it scrubbed Like no now it's not scrubbed.
Speaker 2:Literally five pictures.
Speaker 4:It's better. It's better Five pictures, but look it's so ridiculous.
Speaker 3:Hold on to Craig's point. Hold up. After picture five I don't see her nipple again. I see one on picture seven and it's blurred out and then after that they're all gone and I bet you can. Yeah, back in 2004, 2005,.
Speaker 4:all the videos were blurred out Like there was no looking at the whole thing Right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm just looking again. Google is not porn friendly.
Speaker 2:Go to Bing no.
Speaker 4:Google is really good at figuring out how bad of a speller you are.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no doubt, if I put it this way, cause sometimes it's like did you mean this?
Speaker 4:I'm like, I understand the words I'm using.
Speaker 2:I meant the other word, Nobody understand the words coming out of your mouth. It took 14 pictures. I know even Google.
Speaker 4:Google's like. I think you meant this Like. I know what the fuck I meant Google.
Speaker 3:If you were a speller, I think you were doing research for an article.
Speaker 4:If you put in Janet Jackson breasts, you're probably gonna get something else.
Speaker 2:Yeah, janet Jackson's chicken breasts now available in all Rouses.
Speaker 4:Man, she really should get into something like that, Cause I remember Mike Tyson sells. He's in the weed now. Wait, oh, wait so he's got gummies that look like an ear with a piece of like a bite taken out of.
Speaker 3:That's the best thing.
Speaker 4:And they're called Tyson's holy bites. Oh my God. And Evander's on the commercial. But who?
Speaker 3:Oh, oh, oh oh, evander's on the commercial. Yeah, evander's on the commercial.
Speaker 1:Mike Tyson has gummies shaped like Evander Holyfield's ear. Holy bites.
Speaker 3:Wait, wait. It shaped like an ear with a bite out of it.
Speaker 1:Yes, so funny story about Mike Tyson. Went to Vegas with my wife. We go to our club. I'm ordering a drink. Mike Tyson's in the club. He's walking right behind me, right, did you?
Speaker 2:reach back and check him.
Speaker 1:No, well, I did get run into in his bodyguard, whatever, but I'm gonna get to that. I'm ordering a drink and my buddy my wife kept tapping me on my shoulder, tapping me on my shoulder, trying to get my attention on and I'm like I'm trying to get our drinks hang on and they keep doing it, keep doing it. So I turn around and I'm like what? As my wife says, look, baby, it's Evander Holyfield. Nice, mike Tyson, I swear to God, he was close enough to my buddy that my buddy had his hand on him. What'd he say? And the bodyguard was moving him off of him. So that's how close he was. He was hanging to my wife and my wife called him the dude.
Speaker 4:He bit the ear, right, I'm like wait, wait, wait. Did he punch her like he did that dude and hang over? No, I don't know if that's what it was.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna beat that bitch to death, oh man.
Speaker 1:I sound like, oh shit. No, that's not even the Holyfield, that's the dude. You might want to take a step back, because that's the dude who bit his ear and hope he didn't hear you that?
Speaker 2:dude hungry sometimes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was a very shocking oh shit Moment to turn around. She gets all starstruck right. Every time she sees anybody kind of famous she gets starstruck, and I don't. I'm like, oh yeah, cool, whatever that's just what I ran into Ryan. Clark in Atlanta Airport and I was like oh cool.
Speaker 3:Chuck's daughter talked about Shaq for at least an hour tonight because they saw Shaq and Shaq she saw Chick-fil-A Shaq at Chick-fil-A yeah.
Speaker 4:She's not allowed to talk about Shaq. She's a Bama fan. It was the other one, the good one.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, the little one, the little one, the little one.
Speaker 1:Where's the little one?
Speaker 2:The one who hasn't learned how to be a shit yet, oh oh, she is not, she's great.
Speaker 4:But speaking of running in the fighters, we went to watch UFC fights in New Orleans one time.
Speaker 3:That was my favorite fight oh, my God.
Speaker 4:Oh, it was such a great set of fights. Derek Lewis was fighting in New Orleans, where he's from.
Speaker 3:That was a smoothie king, right Smoothie king center.
Speaker 4:So it was fun. We had some good seats, we had a good time. The main event was Dan Henderson, and if you've ever seen Dan Henderson, that dude has a nuclear weapon for a right hand. Yep.
Speaker 4:And in this particular fight the dude even had him all he end up and he just spun around and like back elbow fisted this dude and knocked him clean. So I mean the whole place just erupts because that's the last fight and it was really. It actually set that night the record for the most first round finishes of any UFC event. Oh wow, it was quite wild it was.
Speaker 4:There was so many first round knockouts and tapouts, it was so the whole night. People are just going nuts, yeah, and so we go out after that and you get out early because everything you did found Everybody got knocked out.
Speaker 3:So we got everybody got knocked out. He was on bourbon at like 9.30.
Speaker 4:So we go drinking. At some point we end up in a strip club and our buddy, jeremy the one that always manages to find things starts to walk out to smoke, because this is right when they put in a smoking ban on Bourbon Street, gotcha. So you drink inside and you smoke outside, but you can also drink outside. But so he goes outside to smoke a cigarette and he's looking at his phone and, as we all do these days right, we finally talked about this phone challenge to get our heads out of it. So he's walking with his head down and bumps into a dude. Looks up as Dan Henderson. Oh shit, oh yeah. And the first thing Dan Henderson says to him you want to see me knock somebody out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, not me, though Not me.
Speaker 4:That is exactly. That's the exact response. Yeah, but not me, jeremy. He said no, is this guy over here? Come see and tell me, either dumbly or smartly, I don't know. He couldn't even watch Dan Henderson knock out two guys in one night, or been the second dude.
Speaker 2:I don't know what you're going. I'm going to watch that. Did he go take his teeth out?
Speaker 4:I would have gone, I think he had him out already.
Speaker 3:Either way, you got knocked out by Dan Henderson or you got to watch Dan Henderson and knock out somebody.
Speaker 1:I don't know if I'm bragging, I got knocked out.
Speaker 3:Actually, there's a third option there.
Speaker 4:Yes you get brain damage from Dan Henderson. You never get to brag about it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's right, I did it.
Speaker 3:I know.
Speaker 1:Was that before? After the hot dog lady that we saw, that was after.
Speaker 4:No, that was yeah. That was way back when Matt here was getting married, yep, and at this point.
Speaker 3:I just quit drinking. Yeah. So yeah, over. I was not Dan Henderson was when Matt was getting married.
Speaker 2:No, that was much later. No, that was when we were snuggling.
Speaker 3:Oh, I remember that.
Speaker 2:I don't. I'm kind of happy about that. I walk in a room.
Speaker 3:It's like six in the morning, there's two beds and there's one guy in each bed and I got to sleep in this room. So it is drunk fucking. Six am in New Orleans and I walk in and I know one of the two of the guys, so I slept with the guy I know. Right, I know Matt, I don't know Jerry. I'm going to jump in the bed with Matt. So I jumped in the bed with Matt. Well, the best part of all of this is when Matt woke up, jerry was gone. Yeah, oh, so he's looking at him. Yeah, I'm like bro.
Speaker 1:So he wakes up and I'm behind him.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm like touching him behind yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Like I was a little spoon against my will, he was a little spoon.
Speaker 3:You were a little spoon.
Speaker 1:He was definitely a little spoon. I didn't even know. On your bachelor party, on my bachelor party, after they had been hanging out with cinnamon all night.
Speaker 3:Yes, Exactly that is the reason I came home so late. And also because, I was with cinnamon, with five to other two. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, omg, why that burger not dressed?
Speaker 3:So me and Matt didn't get out of the room till afternoon.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And I don't remember what time it was, it was like four or five. It was late, like it was. It was fucking hangover time.
Speaker 2:It was really late.
Speaker 3:So me and Matt go walk. We go walk around New Orleans and we find McDonald's.
Speaker 4:Not to be clear, y'all weren't like sightseeing around New Orleans.
Speaker 3:No, we were staggered around trying to find some food, one eye open, trying to find food Right. So this McDonald's was like the first thing, the first thing it was if there was a circle K'd, it had chicken fingers, I would have ate it to circle K'd with chicken fingers.
Speaker 4:So you weren't picking this McDonald's for the quality that it possessed?
Speaker 2:I was not going there for the ambiance.
Speaker 3:We didn't even know it was McDonald's. They had burger on the sign that we went in.
Speaker 1:Let's get it.
Speaker 3:But it was a mass chaos. It was the most chaotic place I've ever been to in my entire life.
Speaker 2:There was shit everywhere.
Speaker 3:I've been to Iraq, I have been to water. There was shit everywhere. There was people screaming.
Speaker 1:It was like a two stories. This is it.
Speaker 2:It's like middle of the afternoon. No, yes.
Speaker 3:Yes, four and afternoon. Yeah, we were already out in On a random Saturday maybe. Yeah, that had to be Saturday because we had a left over Sunday. So, yeah, random Saturday at 4 o'clock in the afternoon, canal Street, and we are sitting there we order our food. We're sitting back waiting for our food.
Speaker 4:And then the manager's just screaming.
Speaker 3:She's in there Like she's running this motherfucking McDonald's. She is like you put them napkins up, get those fries, get them fries. You do this and then all of a sudden we hear OMG, why that?
Speaker 2:burger ain't dressed Bro, and it's a woman and she sounded like that.
Speaker 3:Why that burger ain't dressed. And look that burger got dressed. It was the best 5 PM I've ever spent in a McDonald's.
Speaker 2:I mean, we both looked at each other and it hurt to laugh Because you'd laugh and your head's just hmm, hmm, hmm.
Speaker 3:But you had to laugh. She ran that McDonald's like a fucking champ, though, oh, we were there.
Speaker 4:Well, we came home earlier than Eric.
Speaker 1:Yeah Me, and you went back to the hotel before everybody.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it was about 230-ish that we came home, so but on our way home me and Craig's way home we come across. I'm sober at this time I'm like dead sober, I'm not drinking, I'm not doing nothing. So I'm walking down the street with Craig he was a little drunk, he's not way drunk, I was pretty drunk but he was pretty drunk and we come across the corner. There's Lucky Dog stands on every corner in the Burberry Street and I was like hold up a second Craig's, like I don't want.
Speaker 1:I'm like I don't want Lucky Dog, bro. I'm sure I'm going back to the hotel.
Speaker 4:He's like no, no, no, hold up, hold up you got to get to the Crystal Chicken on Burberry, because I you know hanging out with Matt long enough have a pension for noticing the things that are about to go around. And I noticed that the Lucky Dog lady was arguing with some drunk dude. And I'm like this is worth at least 30 seconds of our time. Yep. So I said Craig, hold up. He said what I said. We're going to watch this and look, this Lucky Dog lady was probably 60, 70.
Speaker 1:I mean she was a little too.
Speaker 4:She was a little bitty, probably like five foot 90 pound, little lady gray hair, and she's yelling at this college boy, big old white cornfred boy, I mean bigger than me and he's yelling at her and right behind him well before that they start to yelling and he goes and crow hops and hits her. And that's what I was like I was not expecting this when I said Craig, hold on.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:This paid off. Well, right behind this dude was three cops sitting on their little scooters. When I say right behind, I mean like five feet, like I think one cop didn't even have to get off a scooter to grab this cat after he crow hopped, the little lucky dog lady.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but that required effort.
Speaker 4:But the best part was she didn't even drop on the ground. Nice Reached into her cart, grabbed a full bottle of Sprite and hummed it at this dude's head and smoked it.
Speaker 1:She convinced a way on that dude and the cops were right there Like for real, they were standing right behind him when he did this, right, like there must have been some ruckus or something before and they kind of came that way or whatever and she started wailing on that dude and then cops into none, but it is like they I think they held him.
Speaker 2:They were probably happier than Scott was.
Speaker 1:Dude, it was so much fun. The wife of that old lady just burned that dude up All in the same night. That's the end, eric goes and spoons with Matt.
Speaker 3:It was a really fun night it was nice Cinnamon bro they get the next day.
Speaker 2:So next day, god, I'm so glad I don't have those fucking hangovers anymore.
Speaker 1:No, I'm done with that.
Speaker 2:Wake up and I'm at somebody else's house and I'm like who do?
Speaker 3:I want to go to somebody's laundry room. I remember looking out of somebody's laundry room trying to figure out where I was.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, laundry room like for real washer dryer yeah, clint woke up in our bathroom on the floor, like on top of all the laundry, and then, like a couple of days later, he woke up on the stairs. And a couple of days later he woke up at the top of the stairs.
Speaker 3:Maybe it was make a purchase.
Speaker 2:No, they were getting up living in Cleveland Street and he literally fell against the door and went to sleep. Yeah, outside.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:No in the hallway.
Speaker 2:In the hallway fell against a closed bedroom door.
Speaker 4:When you went down the hallway because I live back there too it was just down the hallway and there was three doors and you had. He had to make a turn, he had to make a 90 return to make it into his room. Didn't make it and he kind of made it, but there's two doors and he slammed into the other one and that roommate opened the door and Clint fell into his room and was still asleep, so that dude just went back to bed.
Speaker 2:He couldn't sleep anywhere.
Speaker 4:I was home one day and I am watching TV on a Sunday afternoon at about 8.30 at night and I've been in this living room for hours watching TV and then all of a sudden the back door opens and then walks Clint and I'm like you've been outside this whole time.
Speaker 1:He goes. I just woke up.
Speaker 4:And I'm like what he goes. I was sweeping off the back patio. It felt nice, so I laid down and took a nap on the patio. Sweeping to patio.
Speaker 3:He didn't even finish.
Speaker 4:He woke up, it was dark. He was like what?
Speaker 1:So like mid afternoon he decides I'm a cleaner of the back patio. You didn't know he was back there. He's sweeping, goes to sleep. The other day he walks in.
Speaker 4:He has an amazing superpower and he is better at sleeping than you are.
Speaker 1:Apparently I was about to say we talked about this, but I don't know if I could do that. I don't know if I could do that, he's got two superpowers.
Speaker 2:One of them has been decommissioned. Well, he's married.
Speaker 1:Clint's penis is magic, oh I don't know if I even want to hear this story.
Speaker 2:Dude, I don't know, I just bitches just fall on this dude for an album, I'm serious, we had. We had some chicks chase us back to Lafayette Like we were leaving because Clint did obviously told me I don't want to fuck with this chick and then he goes to get trashed. So now I'm trying to fucking carry him, get him in the car and we take off and these bitches is following us and I'm like I don't want these crazy bitches know where we live. I went to the fucking police station. I drove straight to the fucking police station, walked in there. I'm like, hey bro we got some chase.
Speaker 3:We can't know where I am. I'm too drunk to deal with these people.
Speaker 2:Yeah, can you?
Speaker 3:please address these people.
Speaker 2:And the best part about these people following us, the best part about it was, as I'm saying this they come hauling ass into the parking lot, just like those bitches.
Speaker 1:And the police station.
Speaker 2:Yes, oh God, I mean to be to be fair. It's not like there's a giant sign outside that says that Lafayette PD or not, one big enough that four drunk chicks.
Speaker 3:No one to that PD, the main one yeah.
Speaker 2:It was on the way to the house.
Speaker 1:I mean.
Speaker 4:so this is like, for sure, the first time in either of your lives that you all drove purposely towards the police. Correct, ok.
Speaker 2:And they went and detained, said broads, and we went home. Wait, they didn't arrest them, but they just kept them from following us. So I just went the other way, I went like towards LGMC and just in case they was watching.
Speaker 1:I did not know that that is something that you could do.
Speaker 2:I mean, I don't know if you do it now. I don't think it would be exactly advisable.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I was pretty hammered.
Speaker 1:OK, I'm drunk. I drove over here. These chicks are following us. I don't want to be to know where I live. Can you come help me?
Speaker 3:But dude you get a? Can we get a police escort on the way home? Yes, lights and silence. Can you drive our drunk ass home?
Speaker 2:I have been driven home by the Karen Crow PD.
Speaker 3:I have to know. They followed me one time. No, they actually brought me home, they actually let me drive and they just followed me. Man that is one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard. It was because I almost ran into them when they were in the red light.
Speaker 1:Fucking moron. I almost hit a fucking cop.
Speaker 3:Well, he let him follow you home. So he was stopped at the stop sign.
Speaker 4:No, I can't imagine the cop having to explain to his boss that his car got re-ended by a dude that he was like following home. Like, at that point you're just going to leave and say it was. Yeah somebody fucking hit and run. Dude. Eric gets arrested for stealing a cop car when he wasn't even in it.
Speaker 3:I really don't remember stealing that cop car.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I remember when I stole mine.
Speaker 3:That's not supposed to be a comeback, but wait, wait. Is that long enough?
Speaker 1:Can he tell the story? Is that long enough to go to statute of limitations? Oh dude, I have no idea.
Speaker 3:He was like yes, it is, he was it. Yes, he was four when he did it. Ok.
Speaker 2:I tell that story to people. I'm not going to tell that story to everybody.
Speaker 1:To everybody, to all five of our listeners.
Speaker 2:Hey look, just in case it gets back to the dude who owned said cop car.
Speaker 4:Allegedly.
Speaker 2:Allegedly.
Speaker 1:You know, it's just it'd be cool for nobody.
Speaker 2:All right, we good, we're moving on from that. Yeah, they wouldn't be offended. They'd they'd laugh for a minute. But you know much like my dentist told me, bro, you can't tell these fucking people these stories. I got to work with them. Sorry, play, Don't get some of that shit off the back of my teeth.
Speaker 1:He keeps the tools in your mouth to keep you from talking.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, no, I bet I only see him for like a few minutes and really it's just yeah, you good, what the hell you been. Yeah, we end up shooting this shit more or we do anything else.