R2RO = Right To Remain Offended
The Right To Remain Offended Podcast or R2RO for short is Kraig, Eric, Chuck and Scott (with a special guest or two) getting together to discuss a variety of topics, from music to pop culture, maybe some politics and EVERYTHING in between.
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R2RO = Right To Remain Offended
We are joined by special guest Daniel Barousse
Picture this - a single word so powerful it can encapsulate every human emotion. What if, just by uttering it, you could express everything you've ever felt? Join us this episode as we dive headfirst into the profound power of language with our guest, Daniel Barousse Recollecting a poem Daniel wrote during his time at LSU that simply had the word 'f^$%' at the center, we explore the weight of this word and how to navigate introducing such language to our kids - a blend of humor and insight you don't want to miss.
Ever wondered if you could survive the Amazon for two months? What tools would you need? How would you combat the fearsome wet fungus? We embrace the irrational fears that shape our realities, discussing everything from piranhas, clowns, to jump scares, and then somehow segue into the Amazon jungle. Daniel and us take you through our survival strategy, covering everything from necessary tools to fascinating stories of survival experts on the show.
Finally, we turn the heat up as we start talking about unique meats and cooking techniques that are bound to make you salivate. Join us and our guest, Daniel, in a discussion that extends from beef tongue to other things!. Hear about Daniel's father's gator-cooking experience, the debate over the true home of cowboys, and the world of yak butter. This laughter-filled, enlightening episode is sure to challenge your perceptions and may even inspire you to try a new dish!
Welcome to the right to remain offended podcast or to our overshart. We are back and we're talking some shit. Today we actually brought another special guest in, daniel Bruce, so we he's gonna let it fly. He did the radio show with us and now we're doing the podcast and there's like what is? No rules, bro, so let's roll.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm glad you came on, so now we can just let it rip fuck, yeah, I.
Speaker 3:Guess a little. It gives a little touch sometimes when you're having a conversation and you're like, man, I would be a good fucking, there would be just right.
Speaker 1:I'm just gonna emphasize some things.
Speaker 2:Sometimes you know, you want to laugh. So I uh, I was, I was in. I went to LSU and my senior year at LSU I was in this poetry class and for my final poem I had it was like my final for the class you had to like write this poem about everything you learned throughout the semester poetry it's kind of like whatever, anything goes. But um, my poem was entitled life and it skipped down to the middle of the page and it just said fuck, there was no punctuation and on the back she loved it. But she gave me a 93 out of a hundred and she was like this could have been like any derogatory Word it was just based off of. It was like shock value, kind of like whatever, whatever. And I actually went and spoke to her and off at her office hours and I was like that's not true. I was like you couldn't like insert bitch in there.
Speaker 2:Yeah there doesn't have the emotional range, but I was like fuck. Literally encapsulates every aspect of life. It does she listen to me and she thought about her for a second and she changed my fucking grade from a 93 to 100.
Speaker 4:Like just using those four letters you can convey every human.
Speaker 2:Every one of them. So fuck yeah.
Speaker 5:The reader of the poem got to decide which emotion they were gonna.
Speaker 6:He was also letting the person that's reading it dictate what they thought well.
Speaker 4:Yeah, then pretty Daniel walked into our office and then it was the other fuck. Daniel got a hundred.
Speaker 1:Oh Shit, that's awesome, though. At least you got to talk her into. Look man, this is what it meant, yeah it wasn't just a random fuck.
Speaker 5:I'm glad that, like we're on the podcast now, we can just yeah, it's kind of a learning curve that we didn't really learn or some of us.
Speaker 1:No, I'm producer for the radio show. Has to work really hard for the radio show, but now he doesn't have to be the y'all curse around your kids.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yes, constantly what's the what's the like. So, yeah, well, yeah, fuck it, I guess, huh yeah.
Speaker 1:My nine-year-old daughter is listen to our shows most of them gonna hear like I heard.
Speaker 2:I remember as a kid. I'm like mom, yeah, like.
Speaker 6:I know all these words. Yeah, I. I call my kid a fucking asshole at the office today.
Speaker 5:But yeah, he's gonna don't. He was being a fucking asshole. He's an adult.
Speaker 6:Yes, but wouldn't, I far, remember correctly. She said the word fuck before she went to school, I mean in the right context and the prop tell yes and I'm talking hey dad, I can't find my fucking shoes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, oh yeah in a sentence.
Speaker 6:But yeah, so look and I mean she's she's like oh, so it's like.
Speaker 3:Great dad moment ever.
Speaker 5:Daniel knows her mom yeah well, christie, yeah, oh, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, miniature.
Speaker 1:Christie. Yeah, she is 100% a mini Christie. And but look here, it's not just the cursing thing that, that that I Exposed my kids to things like around me so that way I can give the guidance from me, versus them going to middle school and they getting exposed there and getting guidance from some 12-year-old who.
Speaker 2:That's like the, actually where the real education, education system comes in.
Speaker 3:It's like when the teacher isn't looking, or like you know You're like on the corner of the like around the building at recess or whatever. Like that's right.
Speaker 2:That's whenever you like. Really get the value of what the school system has to offer, where where you think I learned how to open doors that are closed.
Speaker 4:All you need is a knife, but I think I see my mom was on your philosophy, yeah like, but by your, by your kids age, so by nine, though my parents got divorced when I was six, so by nine I had to herd all the curse, all the stuff right, because I heard them all.
Speaker 4:Right up until six and then definitely when she was on the phone sometimes. So I knew all of them, but I think her thing was is like learn it here, because then we're gonna talk about how to use it Right if we don't make it taboo, right?
Speaker 1:So if we make it taboo, then you'll go to middle school or whatever and hear it from another kid and it's taboo. So you, you don't want to talk about it with your parents or whatever, but at least I can give her. I can not make it taboo. We can talk about it. I can give her some guidance. Either she listens to me or not, but it hasn't been taboo. So it's more likely that she uses it more grammatically correct.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't. She can't be walking the street. Sound of stupid. If you can be saying the word fuck. I mean come on.
Speaker 4:I mean my mom took it to the level I remember when we moved right from, we got divorced. I mean now I'm like 11 years old and I watched horror movies a lot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, scary movies like actually I don't watch them.
Speaker 4:Well, I don't anymore. Actually, no, no, I can't watch horror, scary movies Like, especially the ones that make you jump. I can't kidding me, but when I was a kid I'm on Elm Street I love that movie so much. I dressed up as Freddy Krueger and I was like 12 for Halloween, and now I wonder why the kids did not talk to me anymore. Because the video store down the street. I go ride my little bike over there by myself to go rent those movies. And they're like you can't rent this.
Speaker 1:That's right.
Speaker 5:It are, I'm like well how do?
Speaker 4:my mom doesn't care. No well, she has to come with you. I'm like you don't want that. She did come back with me and basically told them that if they ever made her come back again to give me permission to rent a movie, they weren't gonna like it.
Speaker 6:And Trudy.
Speaker 4:Trudy, trudy, she knew all the movies that I was watching because I was watching them at home, that's right.
Speaker 1:It's like if I'm exposing the stuff to her that she's going to get exposed to anyway, it gives me an opportunity to open up a conversation, to give some guidance and hopefully, when she's old enough, to then start using it wherever. She kind of listened to me and is doing it without getting punched in the mouth.
Speaker 5:Right, and you can't let your kids listen to the tube bug if they can't hear you curse. How could you stop?
Speaker 2:Like that's what I think. How could you stop a kid from listening or watching something?
Speaker 5:Dude, you could say today.
Speaker 2:You could say today that's why you have to be part of it. You have to be part of it. Right, keep your control of it. You just better educate them.
Speaker 3:There's not even control as much as educating them about it.
Speaker 2:This is how you say fuck you fucking little fuck, yeah, exactly, and stand in the right place, right when she walked up talking about her shoes.
Speaker 3:You don't want her saying that in front of her teachers or something like that. Like.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna make an F on this test, you know like you don't want them saying that in school and thinking that it's okay, but like if I can teach her.
Speaker 3:look the setting is.
Speaker 1:It's about the setting and it's about what you're doing. You're not going to walk until board meeting of a you know fortune 500. Or even the real goes wrong, but you want her to know. If you do that, this is the risk you're taking. So when you drop that, just know.
Speaker 6:There's an art to knowing which customer you're sitting with. There's an art to knowing which customer you're sitting with. That's right I got some of them is yes, sir, mr Hansen, I got and I got some of them like pitch what you want yeah you know I got a question for you guys.
Speaker 2:This is a question I like to ask people. D P in the shower, yeah, but is there anybody in this room that says fuck, no, I don't pee in the shower?
Speaker 4:The question is do you pee in other people's showers?
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, I'm not sure Sorry, yeah, friends, I pee in your shower.
Speaker 6:Sorry. I peed in your shower yesterday.
Speaker 1:Oh shower, oh I know, like normally.
Speaker 5:I'd pee in your kitchen if you had a drink.
Speaker 2:So everybody in agreeance that we're peeing in the shower it goes on the same pipe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:You guys want to hear the craziest. So I told my friend that one time and he was like yeah, do you ever do the waffle stomp?
Speaker 6:Oh, no, and I was like what's?
Speaker 2:that.
Speaker 3:Like he takes his shit in the shower.
Speaker 2:I'll talk about it, but I'm not doing it Down the drain, aka the waffle stomp.
Speaker 6:Wow, Dude that's impressively stupid.
Speaker 2:Like you can't clean your feet enough, I know.
Speaker 4:I don't get a pressure wash and pressure wash your feet, not your feet. Your feet, like, have chunks of metal.
Speaker 6:I have caveman feet. I understand that, but I would still pressure wash my feet. Would anybody in this?
Speaker 2:room, shit in the shower. No man, okay, okay, not on purpose, not on purpose, all right. All right. What about this? Would you shit in the ocean at a public beach with nobody able to see? You're just there pooping. If I oh, I don't know.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I definitely, I probably if it's that or it might come out of my shorts on the way to the bathroom. I say public beach like Holly Beach.
Speaker 2:I mean you can go kind of think of just a beat, you're at the ocean swimming there's nobody like there's nobody like in close proximity to you, like nearest persons, like quarter mile away. What are?
Speaker 1:you doing?
Speaker 2:Are you getting out of the water?
Speaker 1:and going in, are you?
Speaker 2:going to just drop your shorts and just Poop a little bit.
Speaker 1:Well considering.
Speaker 6:I've been in Vermeer Bay on a boat and didn't have a choice, I'd probably just go. I've let it rip in Vermeer Bay myself. Oh yeah, I've done it I mean it?
Speaker 4:seems not the pool right, it's a party in the water where? A lot of things have been pooping Pooping.
Speaker 2:Everything poops in the other side Whales pooping. You should see a whale's turd. It's like bigger than Scotty.
Speaker 6:And there's things, and there's things that eat the poo. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2:So it should be the ecosystem. And I'm going to say this from experience, because I've definitely pooped in the ocean while swimming. How many oceans I mean? It's kind of all the same thing.
Speaker 1:Couple, though, for sure.
Speaker 2:Gulf definitely got pooped in. I'm going to be honest. Gulf of Mexico.
Speaker 1:Yes, but I didn't notice.
Speaker 2:It's pretty awesome because, dude, you feel like clean. You feel like clean Like, you feel like you're showering, you're inside the bidet, but you're not there, that's exactly right.
Speaker 5:That's exactly right. You're in the toilet. It's not spraying.
Speaker 2:And there's plenty. Yeah, I'd love to say what about in the toilet?
Speaker 1:It's kind of a current though.
Speaker 4:Yeah, planting.
Speaker 3:Yellow.
Speaker 1:You're not hanging out Hugging it though, but you're like, the little memos didn't come clean you up after.
Speaker 2:They probably did. Oh jeez, you know what?
Speaker 1:I'm saying I was.
Speaker 6:They probably benefited a little bit Like those fish that eat all the dead skin off the hippos.
Speaker 2:Yeah, kind of Dude. I went to Thailand and I got the foot thing where you put your feet in the fucking tub. And the fish just devour your fucking dead skin. It feels amazing. It's like 400 little things just like slurping on your Dude. It feels fucking crazy.
Speaker 1:Feels good.
Speaker 2:It feels like a crazy massage. I don't know how to. It's ineffable. It just feels like a crazy massage.
Speaker 6:OK, so how did you make it stop, like, how do you just pull your fucking feet?
Speaker 2:out, OK, well.
Speaker 6:I didn't know if you'd pull your feet out and there's fish stuck to your feet.
Speaker 2:No, no, it's not that I mean a little bit, but like it's. So how do you get?
Speaker 5:the fish to stop biting you. You take your feet out the fucking water. So I've done pedicures before I've never done an actual pedicure.
Speaker 2:I've done pedicure, I do, I do them.
Speaker 1:But I can get a little ticklish right. So is it when you first put your feet in with the fish. It's a little ticklish. That person, you too? Yeah, for sure, but it just doesn't stop.
Speaker 2:It just feels like if you all have never done it, then you've never, ever felt this.
Speaker 6:So it's just like the craziest like you're.
Speaker 2:Like what Dude it's like. Imagine every single piece of you has like a suction cup Just.
Speaker 4:I mean I've trumped through some ponds and barefoot. I've felt like a minnows going at my feet.
Speaker 1:I felt a fish nibble on my foot. No man, but not a bundle.
Speaker 2:Ok, but that but like thousands all at once, like it's the craziest thing to think about, because these fish are like just in this tub, just existing their life, and then, like big fucking, stinky, dude foot comes in and they're like yo get her, and they just like, and just all of them just flock dude, they don't just, they don't like separate, they're just like, like little sucker fish man, it's the crazy shit, crazy. You're like wow. It's like wannabe piranhas, right, but it's like doesn't hurt.
Speaker 6:In their world. They are. Yeah, yeah, they're like, because they know their size and like.
Speaker 4:B-rad from Malibu, yeah.
Speaker 3:B-rad.
Speaker 2:B-rad.
Speaker 3:Yeah they're probably walking around like I'm a piranha dude.
Speaker 6:I'm a piranha bitch, I'm like gee watch this.
Speaker 2:I mean more than you. Piranhas are like pretty much just in the Amazon right. I know they are there, but is that like they?
Speaker 1:also are there.
Speaker 6:Absolutely no fact check. Yes, you remember the 100%.
Speaker 2:I trust you, Matt. Yes.
Speaker 1:I feel like.
Speaker 2:I can see my reflection in your head. Bring it on.
Speaker 4:I might get before your time, but there was a movie called Piranha.
Speaker 2:Yes, there was several movies called Piranha. There was a movie called Teeth. You ever heard about that movie?
Speaker 4:Yes, we were a knee board in HydroSci, wherever you want to call it, and we're in the false river one time like high school this age and one of my buddies bites it and also we come around and he is perched on top of that HydroSci Like completely on top of it, balancing, looking. His eyes are all wide. We're like what are you doing? He's like the piranhas are going to get me. Like dude, there are no piranhas.
Speaker 3:False river. There's no piranha here, bro, but what?
Speaker 4:did Luke Saddison goes. That's what the people in the movie thought. Yeah.
Speaker 6:Yeah, so my question is is what drugs was he on?
Speaker 4:I was wondering why he got in the water in the first place and then he decides there's piranhas.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The only time that happens is drugs.
Speaker 2:Like if you grew up like 80s, 90s, there was like a few irrational fears that were instilled on, like OK piranha is like if you grew up watching movies and shit relative fear.
Speaker 1:I thought like Quixxing no shit.
Speaker 5:I thought that was. Quixxing I thought Quixxing was going to be like a real thing that I was in every life.
Speaker 2:It was in every part of the world Like I've fucking never seen Quixxing. And I've been like ah, thank God, I got like a rope you know, like I never, you should not pay.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I know it's a whole struggle no. It's a fear perpetuated by the movie industry. Yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 1:Clowns, clowns. I've never seen Quixxing.
Speaker 3:No, I was not a big fan of clowns after it.
Speaker 1:I just had my clowns.
Speaker 6:My dad told me when I'm old, so when I go get VHS tapes at Movie Mart, he'd let me get whatever the hell I wanted. And all he said was look, none of this is real. None of this is real. Nobody's coming to get you. You're cool, and as far as I was concerned, hey, gospel has been spoken, let's watch some shit. And I could watch any of that stuff and then roll over and go straight to sleep. It doesn't bother me. Any nothing jumps Did you do? Says that you could probably set off a bomb behind me and I'm not going to jump.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's scary, but the scary movies back then didn't that's. I could go to sleep. It wasn't like I knew that was a fictional world. What got me is I think it was probably around the time screen movie came out is when they started doing the stuff where they would jump on the screen.
Speaker 3:Creepers, creepers, yeah, the stuff where yes and then yeah, oh yeah and then the.
Speaker 6:Internet's doofy.
Speaker 4:We're doofy.
Speaker 6:Yes, we're doofy that show with doofy. I love me some doofy Doofy, my boy doofy. Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt y'all. Yeah, it's all right.
Speaker 1:But like, so like scary movies for me, isn't? I'm not afraid to be scared. I just don't like that trigger, I don't like being startled.
Speaker 4:I'm perfectly fine with the psychological thriller, the. You know that might be the demon one day, I know that.
Speaker 3:None of that, by the way. I don't know like so when you're trying to figure out who the killer is.
Speaker 4:I don't like being startled. What was the maybe I had?
Speaker 6:a different trigger than yours or maybe my. We have a trigger for it, but my reaction is different because when all that stuff jumps, I laugh. Every single time you do every single time like. My wife looks at me like I'm a psychopath and then two minutes later she does the same thing.
Speaker 4:I actually get mad at myself for getting startled.
Speaker 3:So, every time it's like fuck, you know.
Speaker 4:I'm like super, you knew better.
Speaker 6:Yeah, all you had to do is listen to the music change. All right, dun, dun dun.
Speaker 2:Oh no, you guys think you could survive for two months.
Speaker 4:No in the Amazon. In the Amazon no, I mean which one?
Speaker 2:Some just Koonas knowledge.
Speaker 4:Which one? The one, the one? But like what do I? What do I show? What do I show? Am I surviving? Not the, not the pace, and tea, because I don't know. I've heard it's really rough to make it there.
Speaker 5:Wait, am I surviving to live or am I surviving to win a million dollars at the end of this show?
Speaker 2:No, you're just like you're just like dropped off in the middle of it If I'm surviving to live, absolutely I dropped off with a cloth.
Speaker 6:What if I get?
Speaker 3:dropped off with like no knife, Bro. If it's to live, Absolutely OK. How about this?
Speaker 2:You got your clothes. You got your clothes. That's it. Yeah, I'm out. It's still. That's going to be hard.
Speaker 6:We'll ask you.
Speaker 5:I don't think anybody was giving you a choice in this matter.
Speaker 2:I just want to know, I just want to know it, Everybody like around the table like do you think you could? Absolutely OK, Matt, do you think you could? For what period of time here? Two months.
Speaker 6:And that's not rough, but I'm going to be skin and bones, but I pull it off, craig.
Speaker 1:Craig, you could, you? You not just clothes, no, not just clothes. I'm dying, you think, you think you're dying.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Hey you probably face his hair.
Speaker 2:Chuck, what about you?
Speaker 3:So do I have to stay or can I find a way out? No, you can get the hotel. You're in the middle of the fucking Amazon, you're not finding your way out on a weekend.
Speaker 1:You're on a weekend hotel.
Speaker 6:There's like tribes that live there unconsciously.
Speaker 2:It's a different thing because if I'm acting and trying it, they're at the basin.
Speaker 3:For two months. I can find somewhere in two months.
Speaker 5:This ain't fault.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to go out of the.
Speaker 3:Amazon.
Speaker 5:I'm going to make my way somewhere.
Speaker 4:Chuck's going to start a forest fire. Ok, so are you surviving? I feel like some people come looking for a rest. I feel like there's no rules, no million dollar challenge, no million dollar challenge.
Speaker 3:You just get to go home, but look if you find a way out, I can think of you. Find a way out. This guy's no rules.
Speaker 2:Could you survive? Could I survive Two months? Let's call it 90 days. I'm like I'm gonna give it a qualified no, it's not the same.
Speaker 4:Because me and Matt watched this TV show that's been going on for like 12 years now, called Alone, and the premise of Alone is now they do have. The one rule they do have is like they gotta stay in there a little bit of an area, but these are wilderness experts on this show and they drop 10 people off in some remote area.
Speaker 6:That's just yes. By the way, I would like to retract my previous statement stating that I could do this. I have made fraud.
Speaker 4:So when I say make all this show alone, what they do is they drop 10 people off, generally in the same area, and the way it goes is whoever's the last one left wins $500,000. Second through 10th get nothing, and we don't tell you when other people quit.
Speaker 1:They only get you when you win.
Speaker 4:You only know when you win because they come like every couple of days and do a med check, because they won't let you like starve to complete death.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:Wait, this is the thing it's like every couple of days.
Speaker 5:It's only been gone over 12 years. You wanna know the real wild part.
Speaker 4:The reason they call it alone is because they actually leave these people alone. They give them all the camera equipment and they leave. It's not like naked and afraid, with a camera crew is there filming the person? No, they are buying them.
Speaker 2:So the contest has been going on. No, no, no, there's been a new doctor for 12 seasons.
Speaker 4:The reason. I said to your question, could I make it 90 days, two months? Is only one person on the history of that show has ever made it past 90 days, and those dudes do this for a living.
Speaker 5:Okay, but that's why I asked the question. But they're not doing it to live. They're doing it to win money, Correct, and then their families. If that's what I'm saying, if you're doing it to live, there's a whole bunch of strength.
Speaker 4:There's a whole bunch of strength you're gonna find. All I'm saying is it's not the strength, it's watching having watched it I watched the show.
Speaker 5:I watched the show. I couldn't do that.
Speaker 1:No, I couldn't do it, it's not at all.
Speaker 3:Two months and I had to stay in one place or in a vicinity and had to live for two months.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like a half mile radius.
Speaker 1:But, nothing gives me in my clothes.
Speaker 3:No, If I have two months to find other civilization of some sort, I feel like I can find something and I feel like I can follow the stars enough to know which way I'm going. So the next morning I'm gonna have a stick on the ground with all this and I'm like all right, I need to keep going that way, keep going that way, keep going that way without making a circle and kinda screwing myself over. No, I get that.
Speaker 4:For the most part.
Speaker 3:But if I had to sit still hell no, I get what you're saying, it's two different questions. Yeah, that's two different.
Speaker 6:Can you get yourself out of the Amazon in two months, or can you live in the?
Speaker 2:Amazon, Can you just be breathing yeah?
Speaker 4:at the end of the day.
Speaker 5:Can you be breathing? All I say is I still think I can. I think what?
Speaker 4:a little taught me, though, was that the amount of things that can go wrong. Oh yeah, what I'm saying is, after having watched it and thinking myself, I could figure it out, all right.
Speaker 2:I think I could the whole time.
Speaker 4:I think I could survive, I think I could figure it out, but I think at some point I'm gonna make a mistake, and when you're by yourself, there's zero room care Case in for eight, so you're gonna eventually run into somebody else.
Speaker 2:You're gonna find somebody else.
Speaker 4:No, no, no, I think it's gonna be not In the middle of the Amazon, probably not. The premise is you're not gonna run into somebody else. All right, how?
Speaker 2:about this. What if you could? You got a fishing pole, matches and a knife. Now we talk.
Speaker 4:Now you've changed my answers, yeah now we're talking when you say drop mail, these survival experts get to bring 10 items and when they say items, some of them bring a big old spool of wire that they turn into snares and fishing hooks and line and they still don't make it past 40 days.
Speaker 6:I'm talking. These people are geniuses.
Speaker 4:Some people actually live outside it's history channel, so called alone.
Speaker 6:There's a couple people that have been on it that actually live outside.
Speaker 5:They do not live in a structure, and they don't win, but at that point you're just staying in one spot trying to live Correct. And what you would do with me, or Chuck would do in this video. No, I understand, I'm trying to either get the fuck out or not die.
Speaker 4:This is a whole different level If you're in a remote area enough that it won't take you, I'm aware I watched the show, do I?
Speaker 3:get to look at a map before I get dropped off.
Speaker 6:They don't actually tell you what you are.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, that's the truth. Like I said, there's no way I'm surviving alone.
Speaker 1:This one dude.
Speaker 6:This dude dove on a musk ox with a pocket knife. Yes, killed it, that was awesome. He had a whole Musk ox it is.
Speaker 4:It looks like a really furry buffalo kind of hundreds of pounds of meat, yeah.
Speaker 6:They starve, just eat meat because they don't have any fat. Then you see people that are on different levels, where they fish. They have so much fish that they have to stop eating it because they have this shit, because it's so much. So it's Like you watch the guy that.
Speaker 4:Because there's so many things. Well, but to Eric's point, I'm not gonna. I'm willing to bet, with the amount of times I hurt myself in the modern-day world, that Chances are I'm gonna make the fatal mistake within two months, if it's gonna take me that long to get out of wherever you dropped me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, look, I think my answer originally was I can't make it if you drop me in the middle of the Amazon with the clothes on my back, cuz I immediately have to hurry up and start finding some source of food so I can give myself some kind of mobile shelter or some type of shelter or whatever to continue to progress.
Speaker 2:Right, because if you don't, then you build shelter, then you look for food.
Speaker 1:I think in Amazon. I'm not too worried about fresh water cuz it rains so much.
Speaker 3:I can go about 40. I can go 48, 72 hours.
Speaker 1:Catch that with leaves catching that with the big. I don't even think about that, that's true, but so like you're.
Speaker 2:You can just really just shelter off the riff.
Speaker 6:Yeah, especially shelter, because, man, there's so much happens when you wet and I can go.
Speaker 3:I can go good three days.
Speaker 6:What happens in you am I, you get. You get fucking weird-ass fungus shit. Yeah, you know, everybody has a good time. Kids happen.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I mean you go here about the trench foot and yeah, all of that stuff from military days Cuz they were, they were wet, they were in a foxhole. Or in a trench yeah. With wet boots and socks yeah, I wouldn't take them off. Or in Vietnam, for people had to cut feet off.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but if you drop me in there and I have a couple weapons that I can use as tools to get me some food, it changes the game a little bit and urgency of a certain few things change and all of that right. So I think it changes my answer if I get a knife or fishing pole.
Speaker 3:I'm still moving. My show doesn't happen for the first two days, so what?
Speaker 5:do you think you need to have to survive? I need a r15. Okay, so you need to handle it.
Speaker 6:I need 72,000 rounds of ammunition.
Speaker 3:That's a lot to haul. All right, what is that?
Speaker 2:But you can only bring what? Okay, guys? No, I'm not sure, I'm not sitting still for two months.
Speaker 6:Yeah, yeah, you should tell me to sit still for two months.
Speaker 5:I'm saying what would make, what you could bring to make your answer yes.
Speaker 4:The show they're allowed to bring a bow and arrow and it cannot be a compound bow and.
Speaker 2:OG bow and arrow. Yeah, that's pretty sick and some places you are restricted by what you can kill kill. Sometimes it's all in they can't kill like a fucking bald eagle. Yeah, and what?
Speaker 6:the follow. Like certain, it's in different countries.
Speaker 4:So one time in Canada, and they couldn't kill the Fox dude. Can you imagine, though, like it was killing them, because the Fox kept eating the stuff that was in their snares?
Speaker 5:Oh dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah and they would see it that.
Speaker 4:Fox is dead. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:Turn the camera off.
Speaker 5:The rules at that point, because I'm just, if you're out there starving and you see a bald eagle like a we just stick ball, are you?
Speaker 2:looking at that like a chicken.
Speaker 3:Are we killing? Are you killing it? I'm bringing up.
Speaker 1:I don't think I'm a kill eagle, so I'm killing a ball, you die or you eat the eagle and you're gonna you saying dude, I heard I heard.
Speaker 2:That's hard cuz like that's a hard one. I don't think I'm a kill that eagle, I don't know though.
Speaker 4:I also don't think I could kill a dolphin. I'm gonna tell you right now, though, if it's you out in the wild and that you're the eagle.
Speaker 6:I'm gonna grab an eagle drum, clean it right in front of your face. Just like you look like you If I could break my phone.
Speaker 5:What do you need to survive, to make your answer a yes, and for 60 days? What do you need?
Speaker 2:Request like something for pleasure, like not even like.
Speaker 3:From dehydration. Like yo, you are like some beer you want to be like.
Speaker 5:I'm just saying what is the minimum you need to survive?
Speaker 2:If I got a fishing pole or some type of a and a knife and a magnifying glass, I'm Gucci probably.
Speaker 1:I'm good.
Speaker 2:Like I'm honestly, I'm probably, I'm good. Yeah, I don't see how I could not like figured out, because I would figure it out.
Speaker 1:The knife will help you make shit. I can make shit. I could like craft a ketchup.
Speaker 2:Cut sticks you know, catch a fish. Magnifying glass to start a fire.
Speaker 4:Actually I would you know what I would.
Speaker 2:I would need is a is a one pot like a stainless like, I will bring a pot.
Speaker 3:Yeah, give me one stainless steel.
Speaker 5:You can do.
Speaker 6:I'm gonna make gravy man.
Speaker 3:Anaconda gravy.
Speaker 6:I guarantee.
Speaker 4:You got to cook that moustache down.
Speaker 5:Oh, probably a lot. That's a whole day very game, yeah, but I would know on that motherfucker when I'm home.
Speaker 3:Oh dude, they have spiders big enough in Amazon you can turn it to a great Mads Magna like no.
Speaker 1:I kind of like that's why I do kind of like that.
Speaker 5:He brought a magnolite. Okay.
Speaker 1:I used to tell people when I was in there. I was they would talk shit to me about eating crawfish and all kind of stuff. I can't believe you eat that and I'm like, let me tell you something, I don't give a fuck what it is like. Tripe all that stuff. I'll eat all that shit. You season it right and cooking. It tastes good. I will eat shit. Dude, I don't care what you. Have you ever eaten tongue?
Speaker 2:Okay, well, can y'all agree with? This is my experience. The one time I ever tried, I tried some tongue tacos in Oklahoma City and I'm they were great. They were. They were super tasty. But dude, beef tongue, it fucking feels like a fucking tongue in your mouth.
Speaker 1:It feels like you're.
Speaker 3:I swear on everything me.
Speaker 2:It feels like a fucking tongue.
Speaker 4:I was like I'm like I feel like I'm making out my food. It is not just me, it is smooth muscle. Yes, it is a different type of muscle.
Speaker 1:Does that mean?
Speaker 4:Well, no, the smooth it's a different kind of muscle than the rest of your muscle is striated muscle.
Speaker 2:It's does that give you some like smooth?
Speaker 4:muscle is your tongue and, I believe, your stomach liver, I ate tongue, I ate intestines.
Speaker 2:Tripe I'm no way good.
Speaker 6:Yeah but I Don't know.
Speaker 1:Like a turkey butthole. You eat in Turkey butthole? Yes, it's usually on there. You need it my fry and eat it. It's crispy.
Speaker 2:Shut the fuck you really. You've eaten turkey butthole like specifically.
Speaker 6:Yeah, but you know, did you like walk up there like move? The butthole is mine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like me and my dad.
Speaker 3:I know, but a neck and you like, we used to want the neck like Christie's around around the thing like dope.
Speaker 6:You do not that, but that's that. Buttholes for your.
Speaker 4:And the the drumstick meet somewhere around the butthole, so man, my thigh is not my butthole Like yeah, but on the general vicinity on a chicken, on the it is actually directly a turkey.
Speaker 2:There's, only there's a whole different skin tone there. I didn't say there wasn't.
Speaker 6:I just mentioned.
Speaker 2:Like a barrier where it separates from butthole to the rest of you and and all good, we good.
Speaker 1:I look, I'm telling you. I told him, dude, I was station with you. Season it up, right, it tastes good, I don't care what you call it, you season up every butthole you eat.
Speaker 6:Don't on a turkey.
Speaker 2:Are you half Alright? So you doing butthole gravy.
Speaker 6:Not like like sauce but, whole sauce, because you warning but whole, that is, but whole gravy. Or you just be like yo, I cook some gravy, I'll come on.
Speaker 3:This goes both ways. That's called Cowboys too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just wait, I got a question for you. What state do you think of when you think of cowboys? Texas, Texas, bro, yeah, Texas.
Speaker 4:I guess I don't.
Speaker 3:Okay, maybe Oklahoma, I don't know. Okay, west.
Speaker 4:Louisiana. Not not Yellowstone.
Speaker 6:I mean, I'm from a million parishes. I grew up, I was just wondering.
Speaker 2:I had a discussion with a friend that he was trying to convince us that, like Arizona was the Texas, there was the cap, the cowboy place. I was like no, it's like fucking Texas.
Speaker 6:I'm sure they had so Arizona's like Native Americans, that's like Native.
Speaker 2:American. But I guess like Cowboys and Indians. All right yeah.
Speaker 5:Cowboys was in Texas. Every time I think of Arizona's. They're hot. Is it Arizona's just hot? It's just hot yeah.
Speaker 1:The Arizona's sick? I've been. Yeah, they eat rattlesnake over there. We're talking about eating shit. You eat a snake, you eat snake.
Speaker 2:I've never eaten a rattlesnake, but I would eat a rattlesnake, oh you don't understand.
Speaker 1:It's like a lot of bones. Yeah, I feel like you have to like life. I got a lot of bones, did you?
Speaker 2:like fork it off.
Speaker 1:Like you know, catfish Like can you get like a filet? I don't think so.
Speaker 3:No, it's more like shredded It'd be like. You've had it. I mean, how is it? How is it? It's because all they should have it, but I ain't ordering a fucking rattlesnake.
Speaker 5:It tastes like chicken.
Speaker 6:Pfft.
Speaker 3:Probably. I mean, it's probably.
Speaker 2:It's white meat.
Speaker 3:I was 14 years, 13 years. I still remember that.
Speaker 1:It's white meat, so it's got a chicken. What do you think?
Speaker 2:like animal kingdom. If you had to average it down, what's the best part to eat? Best part is typically the tenderloin.
Speaker 6:What's that?
Speaker 3:The back, that's the back, the back, the back, the back, the muscles around your spine, yeah, the back muscle, the back strap on a deer, on an alligator, the back, the tail, the jaws, the jaw.
Speaker 6:Unless you are at Orgel's and Bro Bridge because, he will make you a Gator burger made with belly meat, that red meat that you got to call him ahead. It's good.
Speaker 1:So Gators, alligator, most people eat alligator, eat tail, however, the legs and the belly and all is the red meat, the jaws, are the best part of an alligator.
Speaker 2:That's the best part. Cheek I've never had cheek but.
Speaker 4:I'm a new.
Speaker 2:It's the most tender part of an alligator. That's what's up.
Speaker 4:So my dad loved to cook all that stuff and one time it was Ella. She was playing Florida and he came to Bat News just to cook a Gator Nice, my dad didn't even watch football. He just knew that people would be all about it. So I walked up and I just walked up with some people and right when I walked up he just bussed out his pocket knife like Matt would, and he had a piece of that cheek off Nice. So good, it's so good.
Speaker 6:See, there's only two of them.
Speaker 4:So you got to be special to get some cheek meat.
Speaker 1:But if you, if you're seasoning it right and you cook it right, bro, no, matter what it is either way, I mean my dad.
Speaker 2:that's the ass my dad got my dad Go back to the butt.
Speaker 1:Back to the butt.
Speaker 4:My dad could he swims, but he was at the camp with some friends and they would take a boat ride. So they left him and they said Matt cooked their steaks while we're going and he hung out with millionaires.
Speaker 4:As much as he hung out with people. You know trash. They left him with that. I work trash. Oh yeah, dad hung out with all kinds of people, but these guys one of the guys that bought a bunch like every steak, was a $40, $50 cut of meat, yeah. And when they came back he had cut it up and made a rice and gravy, yeah, like what the fuck did you do?
Speaker 2:Of course the Kuna asked, made it in the gravy Gravy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but dude Matt cooked you a little bit.
Speaker 4:Oh, yeah, because the one that started saying something, all he looked at him and said was give me some flour and some oil and I'm good, taste, taste, all he said Taste, yeah, didn't say something.
Speaker 6:That's right. Everything Matt made was amazing. I'm so hungry.
Speaker 4:Eric, the first time you made a rice and gravy, you called and asked us what kind of meat do I use? It was a robust. I used a robust yeah Because we told you, that's where I started. We said any old cut of meat.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I worked my way down to any old cut of meat. I started with it.
Speaker 3:Is that one good though? Absolutely Was it fire.
Speaker 4:It was good, oh, it was delicious. I just told you it wasn't necessary.
Speaker 5:And he's like you could, like you know broke people.
Speaker 2:you see, this is what like broke people eat. It's the point of it. Yeah, but I was showing off 300 dollar gravy.
Speaker 6:This was this was early, eric.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this was.
Speaker 4:Eric's show that shit too. This was the same kitchen that Matt destroyed, making a potato salad Bought yoke kitchen.
Speaker 1:Would you do this kitchen?
Speaker 6:I demolished this. I got good and drunk and, as my wife says, we were invited and to bring potato salad, I took it, as I'm going to make potato salad over there Fresh.
Speaker 4:Because Scott, scott likes it, scott likes hot. I don't like cold. I can't.
Speaker 6:I cannot make potato salad for everybody else and for Scott, so you did it there. Yes, but I did it after I drank a lot.
Speaker 4:But when he said he did it at Eric's like. I've had people come cook stuff in my house.
Speaker 5:They brought it at some stage of development. Oh my gosh Now. He showed up from scratch Like a bag of potatoes and some eggs.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, dude, I had this friend.
Speaker 2:He's like. I like mentored him in life and he came and stayed with me in Austin to come skate some years back when he was like 14 or 15. Like his mom called me and he dude, he shows up to my front door with a fucking big box of ramen, with like a bunch of packets and a fucking sack of potatoes I swear on everything and he and a bunch of jugs of water. He was like, yeah, this is what I'm going to eat and I figured out.
Speaker 2:So he was staying with me and I figured out that it was fucking hilarious because he literally ate the potatoes, but I figured out I could get him to do chores. No, he like would cook them with oil and salt and pepper.
Speaker 6:I'm like you see potatoes and pasta. The first time he did it he was like dude potatoes take forever.
Speaker 2:But, but I figured out that I I fucked with them. So I was like I stole all the flavor packets out of the ramen and I made him do chores to get him. He said work, bitch. I was like take out the trash and you get your chicken flavor, he said.
Speaker 1:I mentored this kid. What he meant was I tortured him.
Speaker 2:Child flavor flaws may have been violated.
Speaker 6:It's like I kept my foot on this kid. No, he's, the shit he's not, you've met him.
Speaker 2:You met Latham. Oh, he's a wonderful, he's awesome. He's not a kid anymore. He's like six feet tall and he's been going to Reds every day for like a year.
Speaker 1:Not, he's not, he's a fucking kangaroo.
Speaker 2:Now he's about to pay you back. Yeah, well, hopefully.
Speaker 6:Does he fight like a kangaroo, though? Um, I want to watch him do it, because kangaroo will literally come at you with both feet.
Speaker 2:I feel like he'd be more scrappy. Oh yeah, he's not. I feel like he'd be like uh like an emu.
Speaker 4:He's not dropping like a bird with a long neck.
Speaker 3:I'm like, I'm like the Wolverine. I could have said emu he moved.
Speaker 2:I was very species specific.
Speaker 6:I'm, I'm, I'm saying emu. He had those big claws on the back of their foot.
Speaker 2:Dude, have you seen their feet? Look at that little fucking dinosaur.
Speaker 1:And they will pick the fuck out of you.
Speaker 4:It's just proved that dinosaurs were birds. It's a big-ass chicken dude, that's mad.
Speaker 1:Hey, you ever eat you that shit's good I bet paid attention like chicken Okay. No, no, I should say dude for a while, everybody around here was gonna, was gonna raise he moves, and no, they used to have you black and emu at poor boys rivers beside in in brusar, no way. Yeah that's the first place I've had it.
Speaker 2:It's good inside in brusar, poor boys riverside in the game I'm do they have the emu eggs like can you go get it?
Speaker 1:I don't think they serve it anymore, but it used to be on the menu. It was good. He was good to eat for real.
Speaker 6:I bet it's like I had it once, but I don't really. I've had it multiple times.
Speaker 1:I tried it. When I saw it on the menu, I went back and I ate it almost every time. I went there until they took another menu.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what's it? What's it like how they cook it?
Speaker 1:blackened black.
Speaker 2:It's a way. How do you black in? You burn this shit.
Speaker 6:I'm like, how do you?
Speaker 2:black and I guess chicken yeah.
Speaker 1:They would Long till you burn, yeah, but it didn't taste burning, nothing is like it's good, well, okay you're burning season.
Speaker 5:You're burning season, that's right.
Speaker 6:That's right. Love to meet the guy that came up with that black, it's just black.
Speaker 2:If I could go back in time and punch two people in the face, it'd be. It'd be the guy the first dude eat a fucking oyster Like and the first dude to drink cow's milk like dog. What you put, you use, you draw. You wanted to drink that. I was that fucking bag on the bottom of that animal yummy Fucking. Let's grow up, dude. He was dropped off in the middle of the and that's 100%.
Speaker 1:It was a rock in the ground, a Phillip, or there was something slimy in it, do you think the first guy who drank cow's milk drank it straight from the other, like he used the teats as a straw, as tea. He probably, he probably like price loss on cash like.
Speaker 2:What about a?
Speaker 5:yak milk parfait. No, they put that yak butter in their coffee in the morning and like Alaska and set to go outside. Is that fire? Yeah, that's what I heard. I don't know. I never been to Alaska. I want to go to Alaska. I never had yak butter.
Speaker 2:I was gonna ask about that Yak butter just sounds like a make you yak. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6:Like it sounds like something that pinky would spill on his suit.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I was like it's just mixed with some cognac I used to put oh shit, I didn't think about that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's a yak baby that yak butter.
Speaker 5:I feel like there's like. I feel like. I feel like yak butter and the yak butter different, whole different.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I say yak butter like that's just got a little like cone, yeah, that actually sounds good, I know right, better than other yak butter yeah. I think like a long horned fucking cow, like peeing in a bucket. I don't know why I think that, but like that's where my head Goes, like and then let's make butter out of that like I don't think they use the people.
Speaker 3:I don't think they yeah.
Speaker 6:Guys, be okay, I didn't know you as a biologist.
Speaker 4:Got the other job one time and he came back. He's like this is bullshit.
Speaker 2:I was your yak butter white. I went, I pulled on the thing, like you told me to.
Speaker 3:This yak butter, just it's already made, it's ready to go, very salty now we won't stop following me around.
Speaker 1:Well, we got from the Amazon all the way to that, so, whatever, all right. So this was another episode R2R. We got Daniel on. Thanks for coming on, man. I think this was a pretty interesting conversation. I had a good time, for sure.