Speaker 1: 0:40

You ran that speed test whenever nobody else was using the same pipe. For real, I promise. I used to do it 6 to 1, we saw it 6 to 1. And that was Vsat. Most of these land or we hire a contentious ratio, isn't it Just call them an Asco? They have to tell you?

Speaker 3: 0:58

I don't know.

Speaker 4: 0:58

You do realize. Habib does not know what the fuck you're talking about. Habib knows exactly what a contentious ratio is. Trust me, you throw Habib off of his fucking script on his screen For real. All right, turn it in.

Speaker 1: 1:12

The guy in customer service that's answering the phone does not know. That's what I'm talking about, however, the. Habib, that is the network engineer. He knows you will never speak with him. I used to, when I worked at the Vsat.

Speaker 4: 1:24

Yeah, we can do that.

Speaker 1: 1:26

Oh, you hit record, you motherfucker.

Speaker 2: 1:29

I did yeah sneaky, sneaky, I mean, we can always edit it. Yeah, that's all good, what did I say?

Speaker 1: 1:35

Some Habib stuff, you do that customer service With a really bad accent. He's selling your internet to like 12 to 15 other people. Bro, it's all good, dirkadirkadirkad.

Speaker 4: 1:47

Mohamed Jihad. It is still one of my most favorite episodes ever of South Park. There was something I've been lying to episode.

Speaker 2: 1:55

I remember.

Speaker 4: 1:56

My good God, I was in a hotel in Tuscaloosa Alabama, on a job and that played.

Speaker 2: 2:03

What year was that?

Speaker 4: 2:03

2002.

Speaker 2: 2:07

Wow, keep telling your story, I'll look it up.

Speaker 4: 2:10

It's something like that I want to say, either 2001, 2002.

Speaker 1: 2:14

So South Park made an episode.

Speaker 3: 2:16

It was about someone been lying on it.

Speaker 1: 2:18

Yes, A year after 9-11. It's South Park dude.

Speaker 4: 2:21

Oh, wow, wow, I'm not saying they did, I'm just saying they could do it in six days.

Speaker 2: 2:26

But like six days.

Speaker 4: 2:26

Two soon, two soon. I laugh, I laugh, it's one Never too soon. Yeah, two, I laugh so hard that the people next door called the front desk and I immediately watched it again and I was like I had to put pillow in my face, dude, I was just, I was losing it. I don't know why it cracked me up so fucking bad. I thought I was gonna peel myself.

Speaker 1: 2:50

Oh, I apparently need to go find this episode of South Park.

Speaker 4: 2:53

I mean, they turned into Bugs Bunny and Elma Fudd.

Speaker 2: 2:57

It aired on November 7th 2001.

Speaker 4: 3:00

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Ah.

Speaker 2: 3:03

Ah this was when they weren't as Eric put it on their game yet, where they started doing it within a week of the A-line. Yeah yeah, wow, ouch, they come out with that.

Speaker 1: 3:18

That's like that is, oh bro. In today's canceled culture. I don't even know how they still run until begin with In today's they're detachable.

Speaker 2: 3:28

They've yet to apologize. They just keep doing.

Speaker 1: 3:32

Nobody touches it. Yeah, Because they don't say I'm sorry.

Speaker 3: 3:35

They already know they don't care. Everybody knows they don't care, so why even?

Speaker 2: 3:38

try, yeah, and I think they have enough money. Yeah Right, like the people that apologized are Worry about the money. They're worried about something.

Speaker 4: 3:46

They've done everything themselves. They have their own production studio, they have their own everything. What can you?

Speaker 2: 3:51

take from them. You can't take, you can't actually cancel them. I mean, I guess you can get Comedy Central to stop it, to stop running it, that's fine.

Speaker 4: 3:58

Can you imagine what they do when they hit the internet?

Speaker 1: 4:00

Yeah, they're just going to put it on YouTube or they're going to do like what'd that do, tucker?

Speaker 3: 4:04

or whatever, it's just an internet-only show, just do it, it's all right.

Speaker 2: 4:07

I mean, they were the.

Speaker 3: 4:08

They went viral before that was a thing, but wait, that's how they got the show, that's right.

Speaker 1: 4:11

That's right.

Speaker 2: 4:12

Wasn't it a little thing? It was a Christmas card and it got passed around. Think about this, though oh, so In the early internet era it got passed around, because this is the show started in like 97.

Speaker 1: 4:24

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2: 4:26

So the video got passed around and everybody was like what is this?

Speaker 1: 4:28

And it got a buzz. Is that Comedy Central was? It was always running on Comedy Central, uh-huh.

Speaker 2: 4:32

Yeah, they never left, it was 1997. I was freshman year in college and one of my neighbors in the apartment complex comes over and is like dude, you got to push this Even they do ever get to a point where somebody stomps on their dick about something and they bolt.

Speaker 4: 4:47

Think about that. They hit a subscription only service on the internet One.

Speaker 1: 4:51

Oh, they're gonna Imagine what they're gonna say. No, you don't even have to do subscription. No, even if it. No, no, no, they could just put it on YouTube and they'll make money.

Speaker 4: 4:57

I understand that you can do that and make money. But if you're on a subscription service, then you can say whatever you want, yeah, anything. Imagine all the stuff that they've not done because they're like okay, even that's too wild for TV If you're doing that as a subscription service. You can say and do whatever you want, because you have to pay to subscribe to that.

Speaker 2: 5:18

They probably have some episodes that aired that they won't ever air again. Oh color. They're like the in living color episode with Billy D Williams and the Colt 45 commercial.

Speaker 4: 5:27

Oh my God, I have watched that once. I mean, he literally date rapes a chick on TV. This played on Sunday night dude on Fox. This was like family shit. Wait, billy D Williams is doing South Park. No, this is in living color. Oh, billy D Williams gets this chick to drink Colt 45 and she gets wasted and he basically date rapes her on TV.

Speaker 3: 5:57

Bruh On regular TV Correct.

Speaker 4: 5:59

Yes. Channel 15, man.

Speaker 3: 6:01

Channel 15. Oh so not even cable. That was satellite, I mean. In.

Speaker 4: 6:05

Tana, that was over the air, yeah, tana.

Speaker 1: 6:08

Broadcast regular yes, people go buy, people go buy, people go buy.

Speaker 4: 6:14

If you go buy a box set or, like you buy a seasons or the episode is nowhere it's gone In living color.

Speaker 2: 6:21

You can find it on YouTube. It's on YouTube. You can find that skit on YouTube.

Speaker 4: 6:25

But you can't buy it legally Like yeah, they've cut it out of all the stuff they sell. They're like there was so much. We're not gonna sell that one to you. Yeah, most people do this shit. Stuff that's basically put on tape or something else.

Speaker 1: 6:33

Hi Just'm Redeviation the old Mum Rating in late 90s, mid 90s, late 90s, early 2000s that you never, ever ever, ever air now If you watched it Like I said I'm surprised South Park's still running and all the stuff they did on the living color was like to me it was great, it's funny, because you just but they, they, we can never run a show like that again, never, no, not on network TV.

Speaker 3: 6:53

No, South Park couldn't start now.

Speaker 1: 6:55

No, no, it's only still running, but there's been a lot of it for so long.

Speaker 3: 6:57

Like Scott said grandfather then yeah, yeah. It's just they're in touch.

Speaker 1: 7:01

Yeah, maybe one day or two, or it can be untouched. We're untouchable because we don't make any money.

Speaker 2: 7:06

So I was like what you're going?

Speaker 1: 7:07

to do? Cancel this. I'm not listening to you. We don't have any listeners anyway.

Speaker 4: 7:11

So I'm sorry to see what Go. List number three my bad dog. That's number three. It's just the three of us now, one and two.

Speaker 1: 7:24

It's like somebody in his room is going to just quit talking on microphones. Okay, cool, but like to me, it's entertainment right.

Speaker 4: 7:32

Funny is funny. Everything should be make funnable, or nothing is make fun. That's right, that is correct 100%, but if you go back and watch it and live in color.

Speaker 1: 7:39

still, that stuff was awesome, correct. But still to this day if I watch it. It's awesome, it's funny.

Speaker 4: 7:44

Like everything else, everybody loves comedy. Until you make fun of day shit. Yeah, for real, yeah. And funny is funny oh shit, you should not be able to say that Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip.

Speaker 3: 7:55

Sometimes we have to remind each other funny is funny.

Speaker 4: 7:57

That's right, that's right Line stepping yeah.

Speaker 3: 8:01

It's a little personal sometimes. Every once in a while You're like, oh, you remember when it was personal this way. Yeah Right, it's funny is funny, funny is funny.

Speaker 1: 8:10

Who did I tell that the other day? We always talk about you just throw them out there and then, if they don't stick, whatever, you just keep moving on, oh yeah, swing to the fence, we're at your house.

Speaker 1: 8:18

We're at Eric's house and either Christie or Lillian threw out a joke and it was not very funny, so nobody laughed, so but then they just like kept doing it. I'm like, yeah, you just need to move on from now on, because I think it was Lill yeah, it was it like it wasn't funny. And she was like, yeah, it was funny. I'm like, okay, just move on, because it wasn't funny. And it's okay, just move on to the next joke. You can keep throwing them out there, but that one sucks.

Speaker 3: 8:40

Just throw us that mouth, just go with the next thing.

Speaker 2: 8:43

Ladies and gentlemen, if you have to reiterate your point on the joke, no, not funny.

Speaker 3: 8:46

It's not funny, right.

Speaker 2: 8:49

If it went over their head, then it was funny and you do not want them to know it was funny. Yeah, the best part about it.

Speaker 3: 8:54

Yeah, yeah, laugh at your own joke. Yeah, it's funny for you, that's okay.

Speaker 2: 8:58

I do that all the time. Yeah, you do. It's a long game, oh yeah.

Speaker 1: 9:02

You do it on this podcast and we have listeners that know you're doing it. They have told me I like it when Scott talks and I'm like you, just like it when Scott talks, because he's taking shots at the rest of the people in the room and sometimes those people don't even know it.

Speaker 1: 9:16

Oh yeah, like Scott should talk more. I'm like why? Because I was like to me he doesn't need to talk more. He needs to talk exactly how much he does right now, because when he talks he's taking a shot at somebody or he's egging us on.

Speaker 4: 9:29

And to the rest of the three listeners fuck y'all. I'm not stopping talking.

Speaker 1: 9:33

I like my ass. I'm gonna kiss my ass. Well, sorry, scott, I tried to get him to let you talk. Oh, I'm good bro.

Speaker 2: 9:40

You can talk. I don't even know what to talk about anymore, but we were. Oh, it's South Park man, yeah.

Speaker 4: 9:45

Holy dog shit. I found out something the other day and I'm sure you know this. I didn't notice. Did you know LSU was not always purple and gold?

Speaker 2: 9:53

Yeah, it was purple. No, it didn't have colors. And then when they went to go get some ribbons to put on their uniforms, they went to a store where they had Mardi Gras ribbons and they happened to be out of green that day, so they only had purple and gold.

Speaker 4: 10:06

I saw a thing that said at one point in time they were blue and white. That might have been long time ago. That's what I was. I did not know that. I thought it was always purple and gold.

Speaker 2: 10:16

LSU started in Pineville, louisiana we don't care did not know that it was a military school and they moved down to Baton Rouge and it's a president when the Civil War started it was. General William Tecanze Sherman.

Speaker 1: 10:29

Shermanator LSU.

Speaker 2: 10:31

Yes, he was the president of LSU when the Civil War started. Is he Shermanators?

Speaker 4: 10:34

Great, great, great, great, great great grandfather Probably.

Speaker 2: 10:37

Yeah, he's also the dude that went and burned the South. So at LSU there is actually outside the military science museum a cannon from Sherman. Oh wow, from when he marched on the South he was probably stomping.

Speaker 4: 10:49

You know why he was stomping, Mad man? Because he was a ginger and everybody hated him, so he just started killing everybody. Just burning everything the meanest ginger with an army Cutting people down.

Speaker 1: 11:02

He'll never laugh at me again. He says Civil War. He was definitely mad at some people, just but he just burned them down cellent general conference by right of citizen. So where'd you find this? Because you're not a, I mean, I know LSU is not all about athletics, but for the most part, when people talk about the schools around here, it was a K-Pel article. Yeah, got you Every once in a while I read some of those Just popped up on your news feed and you were like, oh, I'm going to read you to check this out.

Speaker 4: 11:26

It was interesting, that's true. I mean, I definitely did not, because I think you don't remember, I remember, you remember that graduated from there.

Speaker 1: 11:30

So correct.

Speaker 4: 11:31

Yeah, I try to remember how to headline red, but it was. Did you know? It wasn't always purple and gold.

Speaker 1: 11:37

Yeah.

Speaker 4: 11:38

And it was. I saw the LSU emblem on.

Speaker 1: 11:39

Like you have my attention, I'm not going to not click on that. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4: 11:42

You know, and it's K-Pel, I don't. I mean I don't lean any which way, I don't know how they do whatever, but it's local and I don't mind giving a local side traffic.

Speaker 1: 11:51

Okay.

Speaker 4: 11:51

You know, if it was some you know something, something, somethinguktzbluhggragh, I'd be like you, wouldn't?

Speaker 1: 11:59

click on it.

Speaker 4: 12:00

I'll look for that article somewhere else. How am I going to type that headline in somewhere that's not behind a paywall or that will not hijack my computer?

Speaker 2: 12:07

I've always wondered how to support local journalism. That is hard, right, because it's not. I'm not buying a newspaper because that's an antiquated way of giving me my information, right, because it's from it's already from yesterday, I mean. But then I know none of us want to go pay for 7000 subscriptions to get our news either, but how do these people make money?

Speaker 4: 12:27

I'm traffic because I want to know it's got to be traffic, traffic subscriptions. You know not those things where you subscribe and it costs you money, but you subscribe to their newsletter, their personal thing or whatever we're not even if you follow it and then you just kind of put it off to a side in a different news feed or something like that. It helps those people whenever they go to.

Speaker 2: 12:46

Oh, they can put ads in their newsletters. Yeah, ok.

Speaker 4: 12:50

Do stuff like that. It helps whenever they go to. You know, get sponsors somewhere. Look this I have this many followers. I got this. I know I don't give a flying fuck about that shit but, it helps these people get.

Speaker 1: 13:02

If you were spending money on advertisement, you would give a Correct.

Speaker 4: 13:06

And. I'm so glad I don't have to fuck with that, no more. Fuck y'all and your sponge monkeys. You quiz nose Bastards.

Speaker 1: 13:14

Hey do we have that on the buttons.

Speaker 3: 13:16

God, do we have that on the button?

Speaker 1: 13:17

No we just programmed it Feed to.

Speaker 4: 13:19

Put it up in here.

Speaker 1: 13:21

Because whenever, whenever I started buying advertisements on radio, I started asking questions to some radio people about how ratings and stuff work. Because that's if you, if you go, if you, if you, if you're going to buy an advertisement on radio, airtime on a radio, they want to say, well, we have this many listeners in the area, this between this age and that age, and I'm like damn how do you know that shit?

Speaker 1: 13:43

Just put a radio Dude. I thought I was catching FM radio and there was no signal going back. But it's some bullshit rating system that like 10 people participate in and that's how they get their ratings and that's what they're selling you. I'm like you can't even tell me how many real people people I can tell you how many people listen to this podcast. It's not many, but I know how many people.

Speaker 3: 14:04

They take. But we know this way. But I can tell you I don't think there's five.

Speaker 4: 14:07

I don't think it's a sham, because they have like huge news organizations that dedicated just to radio ratings and shit like that they put that shit out by the 15 minute interval. You would have had a this at that. You had a that at this at night. You were this at nine fifteen. You were this at nine thirty.

Speaker 1: 14:25

Like they run that shit down, dude and the system they used to keep track of that was made like the 70s, at eighties or some shit like that, and you're surprised how they have. Fm radio is still working and it was devised and win, but it's the same thing for TV ratings too. They don't really know how many things with a lot I got that they're streaming.

Speaker 4: 14:44

I got some Nielsen shit the other day.

Speaker 1: 14:45

That's, that's it, do they still doing that Thanks.

Speaker 4: 14:48

Nielsen for your four dollars.

Speaker 3: 14:49

but fuck off man, that's the reason you can be like a dollar. Yeah, well, we should.

Speaker 2: 14:54

They said one to me.

Speaker 4: 14:58

They said one to me and juju. So we each got two bucks. We each got a dollar, and then they we don't remember how it was, but she sent it back some kind of way and then we got another one.

Speaker 2: 15:07

So did she actually fill it out? I don't remember if she feel guilty.

Speaker 4: 15:12

No, she tried to feel guilty. She's gonna be like fuck you and your couch, I'll take your extra dollar, though I mean two lotto tickets.

Speaker 1: 15:20

But you know, they sell that service to the radio station. Mm. Hmm, they sell their servers to the radio station. It's like 15 percent accurate or some shit. The radio stations know it, but they got to have some kind of data to sell to the people who are buying advertisements. They got to have something, so they buy this 15 percent accurate crap for lots of money.

Speaker 4: 15:40

That looks pretty. It's lots of money. It's one of those things that Scott's always briefed against. That's just the way they've always done it.

Speaker 1: 15:46

That's some fucking bullshit dude. And then they want to charge me a thousand dollars for fucking 30 minutes of airtime on the radio in a month. I'm like to what. I didn't even hear a damn commercial. Now listen to your station.

Speaker 2: 15:59

With the streaming services, you stay. You still don't know, because now they just won't tell you how good or bad a show does Right.

Speaker 3: 16:05

But because you can't thumbs down anything either anymore on like a TV or TV everything, even on YouTube and on. You could thumbs up it. You could thumbs up everything you want. You can't thumbs down nothing anymore.

Speaker 4: 16:16

You're talking about like a show You're like just about to feel it on every video on YouTube.

Speaker 2: 16:21

There's no more thumbs down on YouTube, oh wow.

Speaker 4: 16:23

I took it away. They only show you the likes, the only place I'll show you anything like it is on Hulu.

Speaker 3: 16:30

You can actually tell it. I don't want to see this show no more, and it makes it go away.

Speaker 1: 16:34

I use that feature Pandora. Pandora has something down there.

Speaker 3: 16:36

I did it. Yes, Pandora does yeah.

Speaker 1: 16:38

And I don't do it to like hate on nothing. I'm just like this is my radio station that I want to hear. You know, lil Wayne, I don't want Taylor Swift coming on when I'm listening to Lil Wayne.

Speaker 1: 16:48

Even though I like Taylor Swift, yeah, first, no, I just want that on a different station. So that way, when I want to hear that, I go to that, and then, you know, my kid comes in and thumbs up something on my station with Lil Wayne, and then I end up with Taylor Swift and I got to go thumbs down and say no, no, no, that belongs over there.

Speaker 4: 17:03

That's a long, long loved process of mine. Thumbs down and thumbs up oh no, thumbs up and getting season passes, all kind of shit like that. Somebody else's shit? Oh man, in the days of DVRs and whatnot, people get up and like go take a shit. I got to go run to the store or something. But, dude, I am setting you up for the dumbest shit I can find and I'm going to set it to record every single episode. So it's going to fill up your Tivo in like two days and you're going to be like what the hell happened? Nothing to watch now. Oh, it's great, because it just pushes all of your shit down.

Speaker 1: 17:44

When was the last time my daughter had a private conversation with you? Did you teach her that on my Pandora Go thumbs up, dumb shit on dads.

Speaker 4: 17:51

I mean, it's not that hard to figure out and your kid is Figure it out. Your kid is funny, so yeah.

Speaker 1: 18:00

I for real like. This was like I don't know two hours ago, before I came here to record and Lillian congratulations.

Speaker 4: 18:06

You pissed off your dad. I'm so proud of you.

Speaker 1: 18:09

And this song that she loves is playing. I know she loves it because she's singing it and I'm like hold up, this is my Pandora playing and why is this one my chavelle radio? And then I said did you thumbs up? She's like yeah, I'm like don't thumbs up on my radio stations. You look, you need to just go over there. Stop thumbs up and stuff on my stuff, go make your own stations. She was giggling like she did it on purpose. She did it on purpose. That's why she was giggling.

Speaker 4: 18:37

She knows to not outright laugh in your face because then she's going to get a ass walk. No, she's. Kind of giggles a little bit and she backs off. Dad's not going to do nothing. Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 2: 18:46

Lillian, you're a genius. I got to real gunshot showing any of my logins for anything. Well, I remember in school we'd be sitting in a library and if anybody even got up you'd go run over and they were logged into their Facebook and you'd go change all kind of stuff on their statuses and then change their password. Yeah, I do.

Speaker 4: 19:03

And then go sit back down. This cat I worked with and unnamed networking company. This dude would get up from his desk, he would lock his laptop, he would close it, he would unplug the network cable and then he would go do whatever he had to do, every single time Right Like security, security, that's top place of the world, craig, yeah. What the hell was he looking at? No, it's nothing.

Speaker 1: 19:28

Look at him, I love him, I love him, I love him.

Speaker 2: 19:31

He was paranoid that somebody was going to get into his shit Because he knew how to get into people's shit.

Speaker 4: 19:36

Yeah, those are people and he was that, like I'm not, and I'm like dude, you're in one of the safest places you could be at the moment, you know? I mean, yeah, I think now it's too many. I love you boss emails, bro.

Speaker 1: 19:48

Somebody gets you walk away from your laptop with it, with it unlocked, and somebody like that's in the room. They're sending up email to somebody's boss telling them how much you love them, how much they love them on your email.

Speaker 2: 20:01

Oh, at one of my places I work, that's what especially the IT guys would do is if you left something open, they definitely would open up your email and type out a whole thing to the CEO with his name in the two box, and just leave it there, Leave it open. So when you opened it up you'd be like uh-oh.

Speaker 4: 20:16

At our office, did they send one?

Speaker 1: 20:18

And this is just oh dude, password At our office.

Speaker 4: 20:22

I walk up and I take a picture with my phone and I text it to him. I said I could have done a lot of horrible stuff in your name.

Speaker 2: 20:28

I mean, yeah, they were ruthless. It was a good way to get everybody really data secure, because I'm talking like it wasn't. If they happened, they were waiting to see if you forgot to lock your computer once.

Speaker 4: 20:38

Boom, boom. And then we just got a guy at said unnamed networking company. We set up his computer to where, when you started up, it would take the volume and turn it all the way up, it would flash pink and black on the screen and it would play as loud as it could. I'm watching gay porn. I'm watching gay porn and, dude, he did not think it was as funny as we thought he did. Yeah, he was. It was funny though.

Speaker 1: 21:12

It's like that joke that you throw out is funny to me, bro. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3: 21:16

Now also okay, what, what oh oh, oh shit, I know what that is. I hate you. I hate you.

Speaker 4: 21:26

This is also the same people show again same unnamed network company. This is when email spoofing became a thing and people would just kind of play with it. It was a fun thing.

Speaker 2: 21:39

It was fun.

Speaker 4: 21:40

It's so fun. So I'm out of state. Believe it or not, I'm teaching a class underground for an unnamed gas production company. Yeah, so I have? No, I have no connectivity. I don't have a loud topic with me, I don't know what's going on. I am unconnected way back in the day, when life was nice, yeah, and I do get back to the hotel and I see this string of emails. I'm like that's tomorrow's problem.

Speaker 1: 22:11

Apparently, you have the same approaches, eric. Yeah, I'm out till tomorrow, hopefully they go away.

Speaker 4: 22:16

So I get back and I get back to home and I check my email again and says mandatory meeting. Like well, this doesn't sound great. So one of the guys had sent in a email posing as one of our big customers I'm not going to say his name and he says I mean, he's making all of these ridiculous demands that he needs to end. And this guy, gay porn guy, this guy has to get this done and he's not going home until he does that. And the other, and da, da, da, da, da, da. And he replied you tell that this, that and the other, let's just say, physical trait on this man that is very visible and everybody knows it except him. You tell him to this that and the other, that, that, that, that, that, that that. Because he thought he was going to reply, because he knew it was obviously a spoofed email.

Speaker 2: 23:16

It's like the movie Roxanne, where you just don't look at it.

Speaker 4: 23:20

The big news, oh yeah, yeah, no, this was a teeth and he thought he was replying to whoever.

Speaker 2: 23:29

He thought, he thought it was really him.

Speaker 4: 23:30

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He knew it was a spoofed email. He was getting replying like saying hey, you asshole, I know you, you can tell him. And what happens is when you hit reply, it replies to the email. To the real dress.

Speaker 4: 23:46

Oh my God. And then it goes all over and this, that and the other, so it's. I mean, I'm like I'm whatever. You know, I'm underground in another state, right? You know I don't know how you can tie me to any of this and this, that I can't believe something this despicable and each and every person in this meeting is getting written up and is going in your file. I'm just like hold up. It's like even me, says everybody that's in this meeting. I'm like I was in another state underground. You're going to write me up because I received an email. Come on, dude, right, and he's like Nope, I said you need, before he could even begin to explain itself. It's like All right, cool, go ahead and write it up. I'm not signing it. You can put in my file you want. It ain't gonna have my signature on it. I didn't do anything, dude, it's not very happy because I kind of did it in front of everybody and I probably should have went talk to him, but yeah, he's in the middle of it in front of everybody.

Speaker 2: 24:48

Yeah, after he was.

Speaker 4: 24:49

Well, maybe do a little bit of fucking investigating and find out who fucking sent it and have a little bit of brains and not try and take out everybody who's on the email list that received it.

Speaker 1: 24:59

I mean come on bro.

Speaker 4: 25:01

Fuck you, you got an email.

Speaker 1: 25:02

I can't control that, so he's such a fucking cunt. But he responded to the spoofed email and then everybody here's gotten in trouble.

Speaker 4: 25:11

Well, he responded to the spoofed email because he thought he was going to go to the guy who spoofed the email. What it did? It replied to the customer. So the customer.

Speaker 2: 25:21

Managers in the beta testing days. Yeah, you were doing your own beta testing. You found out the wrong.

Speaker 4: 25:38

In the days of oh sweet, a fucking executable and just willy-nilly opening everything. Yeah, the things I had to fix, oh my god it's probably worse now.

Speaker 2: 25:52

Oh, I had one. I got that Felice Navidad virus oh you did, and it automatically sends an email out from you to everybody in your inbox with the same virus and it, basically it changes. That does suffix on everybody's file extension, so nothing works, oh you fucking cause off.

Speaker 2: 26:11

Curse me up and down. So bad because you got it. I opened the email and I opened the file and it was the same thing. But yeah, but I found the workaround of how to fix it. Put it on fucking 20 floppy disks and I'd keep them in my pocket and when people I'd see them, they're like use to me email my computer trash. I'm like put that in your computer. I'm sorry but here's the fix. What homework did you do?

Speaker 1: 26:40

Yeah, I saw I got got, just like you did yeah.

Speaker 2: 26:45

I didn't go get matter who I got it from, I went fixed it.

Speaker 4: 26:47

I saw a woven rug the other day that was looking that it was shaped and colored like a floppy drip floppy Dish. I have coasters at my house that are shaped like floppy.

Speaker 2: 26:57

Yes, I love it.

Speaker 4: 26:58

I love. This is a big fucking rug. I was like, damn dude, that's commitment to, to your kids.

Speaker 1: 27:03

That is the save button that we're talking about yeah, it's a thumb drive, it's as any listeners past the five that we know about that are younger than probably 35. It's the same thing. Neither of them are the save button looks like a disk.

Speaker 2: 27:20

They're not the phone button. I don't think people know what that phone look like. The phone button.

Speaker 4: 27:25

Oh, the actual button, the.

Speaker 2: 27:27

Yeah, the icon that's on that shape, on when it's shaped like a fucking rotary phone was the last time you saw a phone like that.

Speaker 4: 27:37

Exactly see how long you got to think about that.

Speaker 2: 27:39

That's like in the 90s.

Speaker 1: 27:40

Well, maybe that's the voice of IP phones handsets that.

Speaker 4: 27:46

You know that shape like yeah, but the handset.

Speaker 1: 27:48

The handset is shaped that way with with the speaker on one end of microphone, the other would you know yeah, but what that is, that's so then anybody under 18 doesn't know what that is like. I don't go to an office, no, yeah but I actually asked my sister in law sells For Cox and she had a VOI people on that. She was delivering to a customer or something. She was like oh, she showed it to my site. Who uses that? I sell them. I'm like a lot of people. I.

Speaker 4: 28:13

Got. I got a 235 phone deployment coming up in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 1: 28:18

I mean, trust me the handset still look like that I mean it's all Cisco phones.

Speaker 4: 28:23

Yeah at one point time.

Speaker 2: 28:25

I had a lineman headset. They're a little handset, it looks like a phone, but they were two alligator clips on it.

Speaker 4: 28:31

So you just tap. Oh, I got one of my truck.

Speaker 1: 28:34

Yeah, you could tap in and somebody's phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah and a is.

Speaker 4: 28:38

It's a lot easier than you think it is. Oh, you just, I mean the majority of time you go open up a 66 block and the whole thing is labeled. So what number are you trying to get on that one right there, clip, what a bitch it's. It's. I do it all time I got a one in the movies.

Speaker 1: 28:55

That's how they, that's how they tie, but that doesn't work for voice of IP. Doesn't know. No.

Speaker 2: 28:59

No I. How many landlines even exist? They still are there dude lots, lots.

Speaker 4: 29:04

And the thing is carriers are making them expensive Because they're trying to push everything out.

Speaker 2: 29:07

But you have I mean, I know, my last house, I didn't get, they may have put them, and then, when I redid a house, I didn't put any bat right when you're thinking residential, this is commercial, so they still use it a lot.

Speaker 4: 29:20

Oh, down there, well you a lot of things you have to. Yeah, elevator you have to. It has to be a, has to be hardwired. Yeah, there's no F Ander, but no code in the United States will let you not do that.

Speaker 2: 29:31

Yeah, I know, I know the ambulance companies have to keep right hardwired and voice of IP doesn't, I count Well, so no, there's times where you, when you got no power or nothing, they still got to communicate, and that actually is the last thing that still works. Okay, I got you.

Speaker 4: 29:47

That's somebody enlighten me please. I'm just saying I've been in some ambulance stations. Let's just say that one ain't a lot of phone.

Speaker 2: 29:55

Oh no, I've heard many a story about different ways They've had to try and communicate after a hurricane.

Speaker 4: 30:01

Yeah, now, if you look at them, they all look like analog phones. They're not no, I'm.

Speaker 2: 30:05

And then they got radios.

Speaker 4: 30:06

That yeah, but they got those old like mm-hmm, all the big giant buttons, things like this, tall like you could probably kill an elephant with this thing, yep if you tie into one of those phone lines, can you still make a rotary phone work?

Speaker 1: 30:17

This? Is still, it's all digital now.

Speaker 4: 30:19

I mean like there are some smaller exchanges where you can do that.

Speaker 2: 30:23

Oh, dude, I was looking at those pictures I saw that rotary phone that we had, one of those at our camping ranch in here for a long time growing up in my house. I mean my house in fact, I think that's why 9-1-1 is the number. It is because it's the shortest amount of strokes you can do. Make sense, because it came out there, in that, in that error, because you can't have three ones in a row, like it's part of the rules. Nope, you can't have multiple.

Speaker 4: 30:47

I Think, yeah, there's no area codes, or is no, I can't remember area codes or in X axis that start with 9-1-1. You can't have that. You also most of the time when you set up a phone system, there's no extensions in the 9000 range.

Speaker 1: 31:03

For that specific didn't know that, but yeah, I do want to find out a rotary phone that works so I can have my daughter try to use it.

Speaker 2: 31:09

Dude, have you ever seen some of those videos?

Speaker 4: 31:11

So I can laugh at her try down a hundred nub on that shit.

Speaker 1: 31:16

Make her doubt 10 digit number to cover some money there for real and do videos on the internet. So film it because I've watched them in their LA and do you find one, him like they just handed to him and said here's a phone number, call dial it yeah two of them.

Speaker 2: 31:29

It was two brothers trying to figure it out together and they were like nuclear. So way back in the day.

Speaker 4: 31:34

Whenever you had long-distance charges and shit like that and they was expensive my dad would dial in to the microwave system for Unicow and didn't make long distance calls. So not only did he have to dial a 10 digit number yeah, to get into the system, didn't? He had to dial the other 10 digit number, like and it was a rotary phone.

Speaker 3: 32:02

Man they use the fingers finger use the same finger and like they.

Speaker 4: 32:06

I don't know, he's, probably it's a switch.

Speaker 3: 32:11

Like number 12, you like man.

Speaker 4: 32:13

I don't know if I could make a big callus on his finger Disease. It's called phone finger.

Speaker 3: 32:29

Exactly exactly.