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R2RO = Right To Remain Offended
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM R2RO: Cruising Through Automotive History, Supercharging EVs, and High-Voltage Adventures at Sea
Ever find yourself wistfully thinking back to the roar of classic cars and the quirky charm of cultural time-lags? Well, buckle up, because this episode is a full-throttle journey through the past glories of automotive history, the surprising treasures of '90s Corvettes, and the eyebrow-raising car collection of none other than Vanilla Ice. We'll take you from nostalgic chuckles about good ol' Bob Barker to the pulsating potential of engine swaps and the ever-evolving landscape of car collectibles. It's a ride through the sentimental value of vehicles that have shaped our lives and the creative passion that fuels our modifications.
But that's just the sound of the starter pistol. Imagine the electrifying surge of a Tesla's instant torque or the whisper-quiet adventure of an electric off-roading Jeep—this episode isn't just about horsepower, but the raw, elegant power of electricity itself. We're talking the science of supercharging your ride, the art of transforming your EV into a performance beast, and the sheer thrill of "Watts to Freedom" mode in a Hummer EV that's as fast as it is imposing. Our guests and I don't just dream about the future of transportation; we're living it, wrench in hand, ready to supercharge your curiosity and send a volt through your automotive aspirations.
As we crest the wave of this episode, we're not slowing down; we're jet skiing through the Gulf's choppy waters, sharing tales of aquatic acrobatics and the breathtaking backdrop of rocket launches. It's a celebration of pushing the limits, from the tiniest electric motors in kids' toys to the grand spectacle of SpaceX's Starship, all wrapped up in the spirit of DIY and the sense of camaraderie that comes from a shared love of engines—whether they're rumbling on the road or silently slicing through the sea. Get ready to ignite your imagination and fuel your passion for all things wheeled and electric in this unforgettable episode.
R2RU starts now.
Speaker 2:The legit raw unscripted Are you calling our radio show Unlegit? No, our radio show is legit. Illegitimate? No, is it too?
Speaker 3:legit to quit.
Speaker 2:Is it at the past of the R2R World the radio show?
Speaker 1:No, it's just very cleanish Ish.
Speaker 2:Ish, ish. It's like Chris Rodden.
Speaker 1:Chris Rodden. I did my best. The price is wrong bitch.
Speaker 3:Yes, the price is wrong bitch.
Speaker 4:They actually said Bob Barker would have been in Happy Go More 2 if they had done it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they said he really liked, he enjoyed the time and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 1:Because what he did is the shit that we do is taboo sometimes to some people, but the older we get, the more everybody really likes to do that right. So Bob Barker was all proper and shit on his show, but he still enjoyed acting the fool and cutting up another rip.
Speaker 3:So there's some videos of him in the 80s with some girls that walked up in the old 80s outfits like short shorts a little booty hanging out a little bit and stuff. And then Bob like oh, hey, girl you can't see me right now because I'm on the radio, but he's leaning his head checking her out and stuff. What's up, bro, is it her?
Speaker 4:It was the 80s, dude. The 80s was a weird place, dude.
Speaker 1:So what I'm thinking about in?
Speaker 3:general is she had a little romper on and she's behind the stand and she answers, and when she's walking up you can see his eyes light up and he's like, oh, hey.
Speaker 4:In the 80s, you could still smack your secretary on the ass.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I guess it was, and I can control for him. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean where we are down in South Louisiana too. I mean the 80s wasn't nearly as wild as it was in some parts of the country either.
Speaker 3:Yeah, true.
Speaker 2:Like we're. I mean, it was probably in LA and California.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, I mean 1980s LA.
Speaker 2:That would have been so much fun, you know? I mean, I'm like my mom graduated high school in 1968. So she'd have been 19 years old for Woodstock in Cali. Yeah Right, I mean Woodstock. You know, just that generation like she was.
Speaker 1:Those people not here, no, oh no.
Speaker 2:No, oh no. The country in Western music, right, she wouldn't even listen into that music, much less that culture.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So it takes like a decade for it to migrate down into the deep.
Speaker 1:South. Sometimes they said it about fashion and all that shit too Like if you go to like New. York right now they're wearing shit that we could be wearing like the next five years.
Speaker 2:I went to Europe and they were wearing stuff we were wearing 20 years ago.
Speaker 4:Well, let's see, you did. Huh, you saw it. Yeah, true, chuck went to Europe.
Speaker 2:You go over there and they are wearing American style stuff, but it's like a couple of decades ago.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's behind us. It just makes it back up.
Speaker 1:You sure it's not like a hell of a cause. It's coming back.
Speaker 2:Well, no, I'm understanding the South of the stuff which is cracking me up.
Speaker 2:Cause you know, you used to look at it and, like I mean, I actually thought, though, too, the cars from you know, my parents had those cars from the sixties. Right, there's some cool looking stuff, yeah, hell, yeah, I don't know how many things from the nineties you know of my age that I'm going to be like man. I want that car, I want that, I want that, I want that, I want that 1990, 1993, honda Succes, but it's happening, but it's happening.
Speaker 1:That's a beast man Rolling in my 5.0, you want a 5.0. Dude, but I think it is happening dude, you start looking around and you start noticing some 90s cars that you're like.
Speaker 2:I never would have thought that that had been a collector's eyes.
Speaker 4:Dude, do yourself a favor, Go to YouTube. Type in vanilla ice car collection.
Speaker 4:Oh, I've heard a $50 million car collection. He's got a. He has a continental, not a Lincoln continental, a continental. But that's like an eighties thing. No, continental was a car company and they were making a really ridiculous. I think it was in 56, 1956. It was the most expensive car on the planet. Wow, I would say it was $14,000. That's what I was about to say, something like that, $14,000. About the cost of a house. And then there's not many of them out there. The one he had is one of four that had air conditioning. Oh, wow. And then they couldn't make their business model work and Lincoln actually bought them out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's the Lincoln continental. But in the 90s cars, do they?
Speaker 4:And it's $3 million that car. Sorry, now that car is worth $3 million, wow, wow.
Speaker 1:So it's worth $3 million. But in the 90s I guess that was when- we started getting more plastic, so says his 5-0.
Speaker 4:He has the 5-0 from the video. And so says he says it's worth $3 million.
Speaker 3:I'm like dude, is it convertible?
Speaker 1:Come on, bro, Believe it or not, I follow a car like a classic car, I mean.
Speaker 2:I did drive down A1A, a1a, detroit Avenue.
Speaker 1:I was there like three days ago, but.
Speaker 2:I drove down it because of that show.
Speaker 1:It took me a while to figure it out.
Speaker 2:I remember looking at Eric and I'm like we should have rented a 5-point.
Speaker 1:I watched the video.
Speaker 3:I had seen a video since I was a kid. Ice, ice Baby you're talking about.
Speaker 4:Yes, and it makes the in living color skit make that much more sense.
Speaker 2:Oh, you forgot some of the.
Speaker 4:Well, no, I remember the in living color skit. I never remembered the video and now I have the video to compare to it. I'm like, yeah, like the dance moves, everything.
Speaker 1:It wasn't that far off.
Speaker 4:No, no, when he kicks his shoe off and he's like, yeah, but no, I was watching and I was like man and people weep down on this man. Yeah, I buy it.
Speaker 1:If I could find a good Fox body mustang Cool. I want it in good shape, cool, I'll buy it.
Speaker 2:With the trunk. I'll buy like the thing. Their first car, the first cool car they had, or they try to go get with their dad drove, or they try to go get that car that they wanted when they were a teenager.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but that's where. That's why square bodies are expensive right now. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1:My, if I had to do that. So first one, I had to go get 82 F 100 for that one. In fact I'm a bit to bull knows, and I found one recently. If I had the cash it would be at my house right now.
Speaker 2:I would be tempted to go buy my first vehicle again, yeah.
Speaker 3:For pure nostalgia.
Speaker 1:No, this thing was terrible.
Speaker 2:It was a Mitsubishi Mighty Max I saw one other day by the way, had no air conditioning, had no stereo, had no speakers for no stereo.
Speaker 3:It was automatic.
Speaker 2:It had rack and pinion steering oh my God. Indestructible. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:I was like there's no AC in this thing, Sure there is 240 AC, yeah, two windows of 40 miles an hour.
Speaker 4:This dude from Kaplan had one. I'm not going to say his name, but it was a four wheel drive version.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 4:Yes, we all went mudding in this race field south of Kaplan Nice. Dude those things were indestructible and dude. I mean this guy's just flying over the mud he's rolling oh that was stupid.
Speaker 2:Well, of course.
Speaker 4:We picked it up and moved it once. Yeah Well, the cops show up and he's in the middle of the field and everybody's already scattered. This dude put it in two wheel drive, sunk the truck and sat on the roof and said come and get me. I was like yeah, that's Kaplan for you.
Speaker 2:I went to AutoZone and bought a $12 radio Put in that thing. Like with the straight up actual dials oh that's the one, that one. You want some more nostalgia? Had a disc man in that thing with the tape deck adapter.
Speaker 3:Oh, the tape deck adapter.
Speaker 2:And then remember the Sony boom boxes that you had, and the removable speakers on this. I removed them and I put them behind the seat of the truck with some wring, old speaker wire and one of them I put extra speaker wire. It's amazing, so I put it in the bed because I was the first person in my neighborhood with a car.
Speaker 4:I met Tabishie.
Speaker 2:Mightyback walking hall like eight kids down the street with a speaker in the back and no cops have pulled you over.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, the good old days, yeah.
Speaker 3:What about?
Speaker 1:you Chug? What was your first one, first vehicle, ok.
Speaker 3:Can you just close this please, Camry 90 something. Yeah, that was like the square Boxy would you go buy one of those? If I was driving to Florida back every week or something like that, you know like if I had a long drive. Yeah, I mean gas mileage wise.
Speaker 1:No, I'm saying, would you go buy one of?
Speaker 3:those Maybe like a new camera.
Speaker 2:We're talking, you know you know you got.
Speaker 1:Now you're like, oh, I want to go back with some money and you got?
Speaker 2:you got enough money to go buy some dumb cars for pure nostalgia? Would you buy?
Speaker 3:or nostalgia would be like a Porsche 911?.
Speaker 2:That was always the car. I want it. Yeah, I don't need the like a 90s.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the 90s, the old school Porsche 911 turbo or whatever that would be.
Speaker 2:I always wanted a Jeep Wrangler yeah.
Speaker 1:For real.
Speaker 2:I got one. It took a while I had to buy myself. Yeah, then about four more.
Speaker 4:I'm trying to sell one more, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:I remember the first time I saw one I was.
Speaker 2:I mean, that was the first car that I got a car note for was a Jeep Wrangler, because I had been wanting one since I was like Tim and parents wouldn't buy one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we went to a car dealership in New Orleans when I was like 14. We were like walking around the street and then they had a Porsche dealership. We're like oh yeah. We're walking. Ass sat in there and they were like, uh, get out the car.
Speaker 2:That's great. Let me see you're ready when you know.
Speaker 3:You know my dad is. That's the wrong pair.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 1:So let's see, I had a 82 f100, I go buy another one of those for sure.
Speaker 2:I always wanted like 67. It was dope, I did a straight six dude.
Speaker 1:It was fucking a stud.
Speaker 2:My grandfather had a crew cab. So that's where my next truck would be baby blue crew cab Ford like an 80. I love that thing.
Speaker 4:This is a 82. Ben's brother-in-law took a 77 crew cab and put it on a 2017 f250 frame. Oh, it's amazing.
Speaker 1:But even if, like those 77s, those are some fucking tanks, those things were badass.
Speaker 3:Yeah, my grandfather had an f250 or I don't know one of the f high number Crew cab, big old truck to pull around cattle.
Speaker 2:Things like that. That's what my grandfather important for the farm yeah that's for the farm.
Speaker 3:So that would be the. That would be the next one back when they?
Speaker 4:they had a diesel in it that was so loud. If you were standing next to it you'd have to go. What?
Speaker 3:You can hear him coming around the corner.
Speaker 2:He would load up all like six grandkids and throw us all my back seat. There was so much room back there, I don't even think he heard us.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, I got so excited. So we took my old cars now. So I was in Florida last week, me and Chris, who would leave in the port Port Canaver right, and now fucking 70 or a four gen Chevy nova pulls around the fucking corner, bro. I was like that is the only I have one. So my old car is a 78 Chevy nova that my party used to have, and I saw another one on the road, bro, I was so fucking excited.
Speaker 4:I was like oh, this is the shit.
Speaker 1:I was like baby, baby, baby. Look, it's another nova.
Speaker 2:They mistake it for a nova.
Speaker 1:I mean, it's the fourth Well, the fourth gen nova could get mistaken, kind of maybe, if you didn't know what you was looking at for. Maybe like a old Camaro or something right, but people who know cars know it's not. But the third gen novus look a lot like Chevelle's. That's what I was wondering. Yeah, in fact it was basically made with all the same parts. It's like just different headlights and maybe like slightly different length, wheelbase and shit like.
Speaker 2:For the most part.
Speaker 1:It was the same car, kind of like chargers and challengers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, kind of my dad at one time had taken a Volkswagen Beetle, cut the back end off of it because that's where the motor is right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:And that's where the back seat is. Yeah, so he kept the back seat and the motor and the wheels and then he put a motorcycle front tree on it, so like way out there, so like a, uh, a trike. It was a trike and that front fork that probably was 15 feet long. I don't know how he turned it. You do. Do you know how hard that is to turn? I have no idea how he turned this probably pretty hard.
Speaker 2:But it could go, because it wasn't, it was a beetle engine All right, it was nothing to it with no weight.
Speaker 1:The worst part, with their already like making me have bad thoughts, though.
Speaker 4:Oh, what you mean? You want to build one.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 4:I went way past that because I was just thinking about totally back half in a Volkswagen and building me up to frame for the whole front end to go off road.
Speaker 1:Let's do it.
Speaker 4:No, I go off road.
Speaker 1:I'm just gonna drive to the street.
Speaker 4:So why is that a bad idea? Yeah, why is that a bad idea?
Speaker 2:I mean first of all, you're gonna make a bouncer to go to work, yeah, so I was gonna buy a bouncer and I mean, this is not the first time I had this idea.
Speaker 4:I honestly, my other idea is so much worse. Oh, I mean, yeah, I want to buy a wreck, I want to buy an old vet like a 1987 to 90 something. Oh, those years were talking about it. Nobody wants exactly yet exactly, so they're just sitting there, you can buy that whole car for a grand.
Speaker 2:It's amazing how cars will go from losing their value. Yeah, then at some point you can actually ask from like twice what anybody ever paid for it. Jeep scramblers.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, 1 million percent Jeep scramblers for Broncos 10 years ago 10 years ago, you could not give away a Jeep scrambler. Yeah nobody wanted it. Now you got Jeep scramblers out there going for 60 70,000 dollars and not in great shape, so no.
Speaker 1:So what you're doing with this vet? I guess let's get back to this. Yet I want to hear Well, why is it a bad idea and what you know it's?
Speaker 2:a terrible idea.
Speaker 1:Well, let's hear it first and we'll judge it.
Speaker 2:Like well first. So like a vet, like of the age. Do you remember the movie one crazy summer? No, I remember the.
Speaker 4:I remember the movie.
Speaker 2:I do not remember the car Um this would be because they they took the back end of somebody's court vet and put it in the sailboat.
Speaker 3:No, I know you just great, okay, but but, anyway, I don't remember the vet from gleaming the cube.
Speaker 4:Yes, that vet, oh, that vet. Okay, so what are we doing? But that was what you think is sit much like I'm gonna do with my Jeep. I'm gonna get my hands on that avalanche while I'm gutting everything. I'm taking a motor transmission wire and harness every sensor, every everything whole night.
Speaker 4:Okay, out of that corvette out of the good, out of vet, and then Build a pipe frame for it and drop that big stupid fucking motor in there and then go and harvest all the bricks, all the, all the shit that makes a vet a vet. Yeah, you know a fucking go-kart frame. Okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Okay, maybe it might be about it, so who's?
Speaker 4:doing the well. There's a lot of people that do. There's a lot of people that do. There's a name for it. I can't remember what it's called stupid. Yeah, I think I love I would love fast and dead. I would drive that. Patrick Harris actually has a full drivetrain for a Nissan GTR, the 32B, the Godzilla car, the right hand drive monster. Yeah he has full drivetrain. Wow, I'm like hey man. Oh my god, can I have that?
Speaker 1:So when you said you wanted to get a vet and do something with the vet, I thought you meant you were doing something with the car and realized you were gonna take the car. He doesn't want the car he wants to draw his power. He wants the stuff out of it to build it in something else that's much lighter because it's got a big dumb engine and they're not expensive. Yeah, got you.
Speaker 2:It could be cool. I'll watch it, but in case you need a new engine. You can buy them on Walmart. What so they? Like? You can buy crate engines from Walmart.
Speaker 4:Why would you want to do?
Speaker 2:that Like $30,000 supercharged Ford crate engines. Oh shit. I'll probably be in a second Go ahead.
Speaker 4:A supercharged engine. You can buy Walmart, walmartcom.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they just go to walmartcom and type in crate engine and it will blow your mind.
Speaker 4:I want to go buy it and then I want to go bring it back to a walmart store to bring it back.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry to bring this back.
Speaker 2:Can I get the one without the supercharger?
Speaker 4:I saw a tj supercharger kit for sale the other day $2,400. Yeah, I was like sprint text. I was like must resist, they stop making them. Yeah, that's probably the reason for that.
Speaker 2:It'll. It'll get your horsepower About 80% up oh shit, I don't know straight.
Speaker 3:It's a straight six 80% of a hundred.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's a lot whenever you put it in that vehicle, that's when you go from 100 to 180.
Speaker 2:That's a lot it does. It does quite a bit it does. I've read about it in, saw some video. The supercharger for tj, I mean it's the only one they make, yeah they don't make turbos, nobody makes yeah because people do ls swaps these days and that's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2:I think I think if I ever have some that's my fight with people on the internet right now it's because I have to argue with the ls swap motherfuckers. They want to buy my tj and I'm like well, but I know what this engines work to somebody.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, you don't.
Speaker 2:you don't ls swap with you drive, no, no, well, I gotta deal with all the fucking idiots that want to do that to what I'm driving. You know I'm like with my favorite part of those. Well, yeah, I only have to sell it to one of you, not all of you, that's right.
Speaker 4:That's why you know, you put an ls motor and something like I have all nice and dinged up and then you spray it with rhino liner.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if you want to do that, go buy one with 200,000 miles on Yep, don't come don't chop up something nice. I mean, I my nova's gonna.
Speaker 4:I fucked it up a little.
Speaker 2:I should probably should have left it alone when I bought it.
Speaker 1:We'll just need to put the different exhaust back on, but no, no, no, like it was all original. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I saw a columbia edition for sale, the other day.
Speaker 2:They're nice. I like tj's the best. That's the best right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no doubt. I agree, I want another one you sure?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know where they got. If I have cash, I buy yours right now.
Speaker 1:Dry that fucker home.
Speaker 4:I never should have sold that you and chuck buy it and then, much like debo and red, it'll be like both ours both ours be like both.
Speaker 3:I'll drive it on the week you out of town.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all right, I'm down for that. So let's see, well, what?
Speaker 2:was the cool car that you wanted when you were a kid man. What was that one you wanted that? You know your dad was never going to have Anything. Matt was so busy on things that had small engines.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, I wanted everything that was in in a dirt wheels magazine, Every last bit of it I mean I could get it.
Speaker 1:That was all. It's off road shit.
Speaker 4:The right. I was obsessed with Just kind of car.
Speaker 1:No Car truck.
Speaker 4:You know, back in the day I don't remember how they got it, but Maurice PD had a Mustang and it was one of those. Five point there's was a Fox body, yeah it was a Fox body, but it was with a trunk. Yeah, cool I was, so I would love to have one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm telling you, I want that stuff that I'm always curious about. It's like the story behind, like I want that specific thing. Yeah, yeah, that's something. Really, that wasn't the Fox body, my snow.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I wouldn't mind a Buick Grand National, but dude, they're so ridiculously expensive. One one today for one hundred and ninety one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but we're talking about if you hit the fucking power ball and you say I'm going to make myself a car collection, what cars you're going?
Speaker 4:to know I'm going to have people make the shit.
Speaker 2:If I hit the power ball and I'm making a car collection, he's going to have so much dumb shit Me too, but some of that's going to be a mustang, I mean, I'm not.
Speaker 1:I'm not A mustang, a fucking. My dad's first, not 11.
Speaker 2:My dad's first car was El Camino, so I'm going to give me one of those. And then I got to go give me that F 250 crew can have a grandfather. Everything I have tailgates on it. They don't understand.
Speaker 1:Really. Oh yeah, there's no cars in there. El Camino, my mom's over old's, but real 88 trying to go buy one of those yeah.
Speaker 4:I didn't want anything.
Speaker 3:My mom yeah, I don't need an Astros van yeah.
Speaker 4:Not down for a grandma or a kid or a suburban? No, no.
Speaker 2:I'm getting a minivan. If I win the variable and I got another way to build a stupid collection, I'm getting a minivan.
Speaker 4:I read them all this week.
Speaker 3:I don't know which way I'm going to set it up, but it's going to be it's going to be Shaq style.
Speaker 2:When he bought, he bought minivans. In the back half of it was all speaker. Yeah it was all speaker and amps and the front half was him because he had him push the seat back so far that he was almost sitting halfway into the minivan.
Speaker 4:So it's so ridiculous.
Speaker 2:Yes either that method or I'm going to like just gut the inside of it and go straight. Jackal, remember that movie.
Speaker 4:Are you going to get to flat dive, air cut and hit the mustache too? I forgot about that movie.
Speaker 2:I watch a lot of stupid movies.
Speaker 4:It was great.
Speaker 2:More than more than once. I've seen that. I've seen a lot of stupid movies. I've watched a lot of them, more than one.
Speaker 4:Absolutely. Would you like the entire script to Mad Max, All three movies? Actually, in the second movie he only has 16 lines Total.
Speaker 2:Well, Fury Road had how many lines.
Speaker 4:Fury Road was not a Max story. No it was he just so happened to be hanging out?
Speaker 2:No, that first Mad Max was.
Speaker 4:One of the fucking master bees.
Speaker 1:Is there a cool car?
Speaker 4:Have you seen it? Yes, oh God, a Falcon XB from Australia, right hand drive See last of the V8 interceptors. Hey dude it's the first vehicle I've ever I ever saw with a supercharger on. It was amazing in a movie or in person in a movie. Oh, I got to do that. There was. There's like people that build replicas, that shit, I mean, and there's not a whole lot of Falcon XBs out there, because you're really great of a car.
Speaker 2:Right Dude the sound of a supercharger. It's so addictive.
Speaker 4:Yeah, dude, when the fuck.
Speaker 1:Say the same about a turbo too, though yeah.
Speaker 2:But dude, well, yeah, I did like a turbo. It sort of sounded like a vacuum cleaner, bro, it's fun to make it spool up. It is but that that wind every time you touch the gas on a supercharger. I drove one of those TRXs. Oh my God, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:That. That's that that supercharger sound. Yeah, that is almost sounds like gears. It's angry, that's mad.
Speaker 1:So this week we in.
Speaker 4:Florida like move.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we get, we get, not the supercharger that goes on, that TJ, that thing does not know, you can't even hear it.
Speaker 4:I'm coming, it's always Excuse me.
Speaker 1:We so got one of the guys. I travel with the Florida this week. We're in the Tesla, if we will like some little kids driving that thing. Dude, it is all we did. We would mash it and burn like 2% of the battery and then we would giggle and we would head off and we would slow down a little bit in one pedal mode, and then we'd mash it again, smash everybody back into the seat and we were driving a Model 3. It was a low end shit, bro. It was so much fun.
Speaker 2:I did. I've done it before. I got a friend that has access to lots of fast cars and I think we had more time fun giggling.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so I've never been in one, don't know anything about them. I'm assuming there's traction control out the wazoo.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm never driven on a wet road, but is there?
Speaker 4:a way to turn it off.
Speaker 2:Because that.
Speaker 4:I'm not sure that you can that kind of power with no traction control.
Speaker 2:I don't think they'd let you it does not stop pulling.
Speaker 1:It's hackable. It's too much torque. It's hackable. It does not stop pulling.
Speaker 2:But is there a button you press?
Speaker 1:I don't think so. Well, there's only there's not really a button, there's not really a button.
Speaker 4:There's only a screen. It's all off-wear. Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 1:But it doesn't stop pulling.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's got constant pull and you can be going farty and mash it and it just keeps pulling. It's so much fun.
Speaker 4:You ever watch that guy on YouTube? Rich rebuilds.
Speaker 1:Uh-huh.
Speaker 4:All he does is rebuild Teslas and weird shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Put Tesla motors and shit. That's not supposed to have Tesla motors.
Speaker 2:I've never been in a plaid. But, I've been in one of those Hummer EVs. Oh, dude, in launch mode With the Watts to freedom. Yeah, something that big going that fast is wild yeah. You're talking sub three second zero to 60. And a truck in a 9000 pound crew cap truck. Yeah, yes, with 35s, that's fun, a road for Patrick's 31. Factory 35.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Thing is insane.
Speaker 4:Yeah, a road in Patrick's X3. Oh, dude, it's so insane, it's so ridiculous, and I'm sure it's nothing compared to what the plaid is. I've been in a.
Speaker 2:When you start approaching the sub two second zero to 60. Dude, I mean dude when I'm talking. When you get below three, you, it makes your eyeballs hurt, it's instant. Zero to 60 almost instant. It's one thing like not only did I see stars, I saw him for so long that afterwards my eyeballs were hurting. Yeah, you definitely.
Speaker 1:So, like whenever I used to do autocross and stuff, some people would put G meters in their car and I think if you could pull a G in a turn or a G and a half or something like that, like you were doing something, you're pulling like two or three Gs in a Tesla when you're on the plaids and you're going zero to 60. And just in launch.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like it's. It's a legit dude and it does not stop pulling. It's the weirdest feeling driving a vehicle. It's like that doesn't ship.
Speaker 2:No, it's just constant pull and it's instant torque. Drus car does that? Oh yeah, Like an instantaneous asshole.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I get in Drew's car, I just it doesn't matter if I'm going down the street, yeah.
Speaker 2:What's the same transmission we have in our side by side. Oh yeah, OK.
Speaker 4:I have thought about doing autocross.
Speaker 1:It's fun. Looks like it would be fun. It's a lot of fun, dude. You know how they have more auto all-wheel drive vehicles and all that shit.
Speaker 4:It's just going by WRX. Be done with it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's all drive, have you watched any of the.
Speaker 2:So the Hummer EV they make, I mean it doesn't look like the truck, but they actually have rally cars.
Speaker 3:They basically make it there's an entire electronic EV division.
Speaker 1:OK.
Speaker 2:And a lot of them are these. They all look like trophy trucks, but they're all electric.
Speaker 4:It is that guy Follow on Instagram, rj Anderson. Yeah, he does.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, he's been racing. He does that in Dubai.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's been racing EVs in Dubai for like last three years. Nice and it don't look like no EV. I'm talking basically a Baja EV.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you see all of those things. I mean they're not. It's not ready, though, either. Right, the charging, Like that's a different thing If you're going to go riding around and yeah, I'm a trailer.
Speaker 4:Yeah, with the gas guzzler. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I don't. It's so much fun. It's going to be so long before I have.
Speaker 2:We're going to go to space before we figure out the EV.
Speaker 4:We're not on my ones. You're going to space, buddy, I'm going to mean Arkansas, but I told somebody.
Speaker 2:I drove one of those F-150 lightnings and I mean it's super smooth, you got the big front, it's got all this power to power things and I'm like it's not a good tow vehicle.
Speaker 1:No, no, like for us.
Speaker 2:I think those are ingenious, especially in bigger cities, for all your tradesmen yeah your. Ac your plumber, the ones that never leave the town. They go plug in every night. It's got extra storage for more tools. Plus it's got power.
Speaker 1:You don't need a generator, yeah you don't need a generator. Charge the wall batteries, baby.
Speaker 2:So I mean if they ever look at, that's where you're going to probably see a lot more of them around town and be like that's dumb, but it's not dumb, for that Makes sense.
Speaker 1:If all you do is rip and run around town all day long, he's not going to be dumb.
Speaker 2:You're already starting to see more of them with the delivery van.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I've really, really enjoyed driving my Jeep. Oh yeah, just I've been trying to drive that.
Speaker 2:I mean you like driving it, it's 40 degrees outside.
Speaker 4:I did it the other week.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you learn.
Speaker 4:My heater works, my air conditioner doesn't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it does help when you hear it works.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I hear my here core is functioning. My air condition?
Speaker 3:driving 45 to 50 degrees. Yeah, yeah, blowing. I'm going to bring Jeremy part of my Jeep today.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it's a little chilly. You send me a text about that.
Speaker 1:You can't control the fucking weather. No, so you took the Jeep, bro. Why?
Speaker 4:did he? Never mind, I don't know, I don't make any sense.
Speaker 1:anyway, he drove the Jeep, bro. He wanted the cruise. It was fucking cold.
Speaker 4:Dude, nobody today walked outside with cheap weather.
Speaker 1:I did not for sure.
Speaker 2:Well, that's why I let him borrow. You can take it all day.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can have it. Bring it back to me. In fact, don't need it to this weekend.
Speaker 4:I think I'm going to tear out the dash in mine. This weekend I got a whole different color dash I'll finally put in my radio with the XM and shit.
Speaker 1:See a Jeep Next time. You want a project, bro, I'm just going to bring, I'm going to get a project. He's going to take a core event and get rid of everything about it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's right, but this Jeep, the only thing he wants to get rid of is the engine.
Speaker 1:Yeah Well, next time you want a project after you finish this project, I'm going to go get you another project, but it'll be for me, but I'll fund it, and then you just I mean, I've told y'all this several times.
Speaker 4:Well, that's happened to me. Nobody's ever done it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but then when I need my suspension done on my nose and shit, I'll just get the parts and bring it over to you and be like tell me when it's ready.
Speaker 4:When anybody says anything about doing anything, what's the first words out of my mouth?
Speaker 3:Somebody shout dude, We'll knock it out. Come by the shop.
Speaker 2:You know where all my stuff's at At the shop. I'll take him up on it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we need to actually knock. We need to knock yours out too, yeah.
Speaker 1:Mm, hmm.
Speaker 4:And I'm one down. Oh, you got rid of the bike, yeah.
Speaker 1:Here's what it is, yeah.
Speaker 4:I didn't like that bike too much anyway.
Speaker 2:I liked the way it ran. It doesn't just need a project, he's like four. Yeah, he needs a few. Yeah, I'm in.
Speaker 1:I'm in All right. Look, you can fucking know was on, I didn't do that?
Speaker 4:Why have you? It's been what like a year and a half. Why have you?
Speaker 2:not brought me your four wheeler, Because we're going to projects, though me and Chuck got into building.
Speaker 3:I'm going to go ride that mother.
Speaker 2:We got to build golf carts and I did learn that even with these electric cars we talk about how much instant torque they have Every one of those, those motors, is tuned down.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, oh yeah, tune yours up.
Speaker 2:Oh well, I found a. I found a dude that had his way tuned up and he was showing he's like yeah, you got to dial it back because golf was like pulling a wheelie.
Speaker 4:Nice, everything out there is hop up a bull, hop up a bull.
Speaker 1:Yeah, everything you can see out there that has wheels.
Speaker 4:Somebody has tried to make it go faster.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, I know a dude that does it with the little kids power wheels and stuff.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, yeah, I've seen you convert them to dual batteries and go fast. Yeah, and you're plugging in a 60 volt battery on a kid. I saw a thing the other day. It was a YouTube channel and this guy was putting random I won't say it, but gradually putting higher voltage on toys. So like yeah it took me on and it waved its arm like that he weighed it.
Speaker 2:It starts with like three and a half All the way to the fail point.
Speaker 4:Yeah, oh he goes out like that's it on all of them, and do they almost just like?
Speaker 2:Oh, I love things Watching things get destroyed, so it went from sickle me ammo to headbanger.
Speaker 3:Yeah, being somebody's ass oh remember the hydraulic press channel?
Speaker 2:I was about to bring up the hydraulic press channel. You were seeing the hydraulic press channel. Oh my God, Did you see it today? I didn't. I have watched it in a while. They did a plate of Legos. How many years have?
Speaker 4:they been doing this? I don't know. They did a plate of Legos Like a like, a like, a area like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it did that Like a big old three foot it squashed down the top knobs.
Speaker 4:That was it Really. Oh wow, it went full pressure Really. Yes, it did not move, get out of here.
Speaker 2:Like literally, the guy went to, I've watched him and then I've watched him incinerate things almost, and then was able to take it off with his hands.
Speaker 4:What, yes?
Speaker 3:Dude, that's Legos man, that they sit around, just little devils man.
Speaker 1:That's why they fucking Step on them.
Speaker 2:They've got so much, step on them. We're going to find you this Corvette. We're just going to build the frame out of Legos. No doubt Done.
Speaker 4:I also find another Instagram channel. This guy is a house inspector and he's just like dude, y'all don't believe this. And one of the things he's looking at it it's a brace in the ceiling and it's a two by six that's wedged in right here and there's four two by sixes cut short and stacked down, with this one up on the meat. He walks up and he says what in the Lego shit is this? Yeah, it's interesting. The stuff that kind of worked people try and pass off man, even in brand new houses. That's right.
Speaker 1:Follow the money, oh, back to the insurance company.
Speaker 4:Because it was bad. So the stuff that you say, I mean stuff that's bleating, like I'm talking, joyce, that don't meet up at the top at all, some of them just barely holding on by nails. It's like man. I'm not a carpenter yeah, I don't build shit, but damn, you are not a carpenter. No, but I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 2:No, I've seen, you're the opposite, though.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, because you're like, I don't know how to work with wood.
Speaker 2:I'm going to build that out of metal. I'm not joking.
Speaker 4:I saw the problem, didn't I?
Speaker 2:Hold on, dude. We just need to have four and some serious. I don't know how to work with wood. I'm making out of metal.
Speaker 4:I did work with wood when I cut that wall out of my shop and that wall did not fall and it still has not, has not sagged.
Speaker 1:No doubt.
Speaker 4:And that was years ago. I'm super impressed with that.
Speaker 1:I was super sketched back then.
Speaker 4:But there's a picture of me on top of a ladder barefoot with a grinder. Just cut Shots.
Speaker 2:I took that picture, yeah, because I was there because I've taken a couple of balls out, but I was not on a ladder and eat that motherfucker with no shoes on. Yeah, he didn't have shoes on the bottom of the street or made out of metal.
Speaker 4:Yeah, seven percent seven percent.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the electric stuff too. I got me electric mower. Yeah, not the push behind.
Speaker 4:So you still destroy it.
Speaker 2:Oh, I mean, there's no other maintenance, so you might as well break something. Can it pop a wheelie? I broke a bit and broke so many blades on that thing that they, I guess, started to wobble too much and I broke the motor mounts. Oh shit, broke the motor. On the list so this is the thing, though, because it's an electric mower, it's not like you know your gas. One wears one big gas engine.
Speaker 3:Yeah and all these pulleys. There's a motor.
Speaker 2:There's a motor for this blade. There's a motor for that blade.
Speaker 4:There's a motor for that wheel. And there's a motor for that wheel. Yeah, what he broke was the drive teeth. So you had this shaft that came out and there's a plate like that on each plate. You had a dog that set up.
Speaker 2:I also broke the mount.
Speaker 4:He broke that and the mount.
Speaker 2:Well, once that broke it wobbled so much it broke the mounts. Oh damn it. So, but that's the thing I love about those electric things is about that thing. Four years ago it's the first piece of, besides all the bent blades, because I kept running over things I shouldn't. Yeah the first time I had to fix anything or even do any maintenance. Yeah, no oil, no gas.
Speaker 1:Yeah, mine same way.
Speaker 2:I had to plug a bunch of holes in the tires because once again I run over things I shouldn't.
Speaker 1:Mine's a push or a push, but it's a self-propelled push.
Speaker 2:It sounds, though it sounds like you're driving around on a shop fan because it's just too late. That's all you hear.
Speaker 4:It's why I'm about to have a project land back in my shop. Yeah, the 450 left How'd it get back.
Speaker 2:It's coming back.
Speaker 4:I love how you sort of motorcycle that is immediately for sale again In an amazing that is our great one or two things happen, Either the kids trying to flip and make him a buck, which ain't good on him. Dude, I got my money.
Speaker 1:We've all done it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, or we had a try. I watched him leave when he wrote it. He didn't look to solid on it. No, this is too much so maybe he scared the shit out of himself and was like no, gotta go. I didn't know. It was that, or how old was it? Oh, this kid is no way. This kid was 20. Ok, I know if he got home and the wife was like yeah, it might have been more like mom.
Speaker 2:You're going to fucking sell that.
Speaker 1:Fuck, I don't know where you thought you was doing with that, but you get rid of it right fucking now. You still on my health insurance.
Speaker 2:But I don't know if that price he put was as they put it. It kept telling me with my Jeep, right? Oh that's the hey. My wife may be listed. I have a friend that did that with their house when she was like moving, her husband wanted to move. She's like cool, this is the price.
Speaker 1:He's the one with that same house.
Speaker 2:This is the price for me to move.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but now that he sold the motor out of it motor electrics everything I wanted it for a shifter cart motor. Oh, so I'm getting a rolling chassis back. Oh, that you built, I didn't build the chassis.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, but you put it together.
Speaker 4:Oh no that 450 came whenever we traded out the old dirt bike. Anyway, now I just got to figure out what we're going to put in.
Speaker 3:Corvette engine Put an electric.
Speaker 2:I would. I would offer a thousand CC Polaris engine. It don't.
Speaker 1:Put an electric motor.
Speaker 4:It's crossed my mind.
Speaker 1:Make it an electric for. But, a but a CR Fucking. Do it, it'll be cool, do it, do it, but I'm also thinking about putting a CR 500 motor, so I know a guy.
Speaker 2:You know him too. But there's a guy that takes those little razor four wheelers, yeah and soups them up, yeah.
Speaker 4:As you put it.
Speaker 2:So he understands the geometry of it at least.
Speaker 4:Oh no, I have a band in my pocket.
Speaker 1:Dude, put an electric motor in it please.
Speaker 4:Well, it's also Ben's bike, so convinced Ben to do it.
Speaker 1:Ben, we're putting a fucking electric motor in it.
Speaker 4:He actually listens to every show.
Speaker 1:Well, there you go, Ben. We're putting an electric motor in it.
Speaker 2:You know who can work with wood Ben you know work with metal Ben, you know who can help us put an electric motor in a 450?.
Speaker 1:Ben and Matt.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you got to convince Ben. Ben really likes gas.
Speaker 1:OK, a lot. There's no motor in this thing, yeah, so let's put an electric one.
Speaker 4:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:We'll go buy one with a gas motor in it.
Speaker 2:You think you could do wheelies and a gas.
Speaker 1:Two dash, two stroke.
Speaker 2:Oh my.
Speaker 1:God, an electric motor. You want to make a wheelie machine.
Speaker 4:It would be stupid, yeah, but.
Speaker 3:I'll have to put a wheelie bar on it.
Speaker 4:You have to understand that a lot A part about doing a wheelie is being able to let off and have it just kind of stay there. Electric motor is just going to go.
Speaker 2:No no, no, no.
Speaker 1:You could, you could throttle it yeah you can throttle it.
Speaker 2:That's what you do in the golf cart.
Speaker 3:It's actually a potential meter as you drag it across.
Speaker 2:It tells it how much to push.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah Well put an electric motor, just do it. I'll let Ben try to do that one first. I still want to see our 500 motor. I want to see our 500.
Speaker 2:I miss my quadzilla, you know, when they announced, because they just start talking about their. Building them now, the cyber trucks. Yeah, when they announced it they actually announced they had a four wheeler.
Speaker 1:That went with it. Oh nice, that's on that, that's going on the back burner.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know that, did you see?
Speaker 2:the clip it was cool today.
Speaker 4:No dude got got off road in. Where was he?
Speaker 2:I've watched the rally guys or the trophy truck guys. That was only when I watched today, because that's where I was thinking about me and you having something with that much horsepower and which one's going to be the one saying where to turn and which one's going to be the one yes. Because one guy was just like you're in it. Keep going.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the other guy was just Now. This dude went off road with it. He was trying to pick up a Christmas tree and oh, I saw that and he was he was spinning his wheel. Yeah, he just couldn't, and I mean, it didn't look like a whole lot, well, but there was no snow.
Speaker 2:There was no other vehicle there either, like who else wasn't going to peel out in the snow?
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Because I've driven in some snow and I've ran off the road more than once. Yeah, put an electric motor in it.
Speaker 4:I didn't know how much electric motor. I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1:No, I'm asking. I was wondering like.
Speaker 4:I'd never even looked at him.
Speaker 2:It can't be that bad because the harder parts can be figuring out how to transfer that power to the, to the wheels, yeah yeah, what size battery would you need?
Speaker 1:Well, that four wheel is one on a chain. Yeah, yeah. So just fucking put a sprocket on the electric motor Go.
Speaker 2:He's got a point.
Speaker 1:Dude, I mean you're fucking me.
Speaker 2:You can look underneath my golf cart and see real quick how they got the power to go to that axle. Yeah, if not if not, you ain't that axle out, Then it's up to you buddy.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you want to put it in.
Speaker 3:Several concepts of wiring and everything's like crazy easy.
Speaker 1:You just put it to the battery and you put a fucking throng. I'm just saying, man, we figure this out.
Speaker 2:I'm going to start finding some rolling chassis.
Speaker 1:It'll be fine. Do it. You have a dude. It'll be fine, it's a CR 500.
Speaker 4:It's a tube stroke 500. 500cc no.
Speaker 2:No, no, no. I'm just saying with that one. No, it's not, but it's the one with the no engine here. It doesn't have a motor. Oh wait, what are you talking?
Speaker 1:about. I'm talking about the 450.
Speaker 2:Yeah, me too, with no motor.
Speaker 1:I don't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 4:I want to put a CR 500 motor in it.
Speaker 1:But it's not one, it's an electric.
Speaker 4:I don't have an electric motor either.
Speaker 2:True that we can find one. No, you want a motor, I can get you a motor.
Speaker 4:Actually, I found a CR 250 in Arnavill today for $400.
Speaker 2:I can get you a motor on Walmartcom right now With a supercharger. Do they have an electric Do?
Speaker 3:they have a supercharged electric.
Speaker 4:Supercharged electric.
Speaker 2:Blow some extra air in that shit they do. They have a company that makes electric carat engines. Uh, boom, put in like for full size vehicles, like they'll send you all the stuff to convert. Basically convert one over, but battery because I looked into it because somebody does them for Jeep. Yep oh dope yeah, pretty neat. So then you could drive around like a little CJ and not make any noise which would be perfect, because those are also vehicles you're not going to drive very far. Yeah Dang dang.
Speaker 3:That's like tanks. So we're doing an electric Jeep and an electric.
Speaker 1:For an electric for a while.
Speaker 4:Look, there's a couple. There's a couple of Jeeps out there right now. They're like two and three thousand dollars I can put my hands on, put a mick in electric.
Speaker 1:The reality of it is is that I talk about buying EVs with people and they all think that I'm like this tree hoover and I want to save the world. No, no, that shit performs, bro. It fucking performs, and I like performance vehicles.
Speaker 2:I like that.
Speaker 1:Badass. I like that and I like the Prius. Prius sucks All the other ones fucking cool.
Speaker 2:Well, you see that I have like all the other things I have are electric because, as Matt probably knows, I'm not very good at maintenance.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Nope, so you don't have to maintain it. No, they all work until the battery.
Speaker 1:Until the battery dies, you change it out. Fuck it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I mean that's a big part of it. For me is it's both sides of it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:They some of them perform better, but some of them don't perform better than their gas counterpart, or two stroke in some cases.
Speaker 1:Well, let's do this. We'll find another 450 chassis. And when I say that, we'll put the other one in the fucking race.
Speaker 2:I think what you're saying. I'm just like sometimes it's the sound.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, it's the whole experience. It's the until you've really been out there and and it's too strong, makes you dick hard. It's so great. Nothing smells like it either.
Speaker 1:Nothing Stroke.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and I mean yeah, you OK, yard tools, whatnot? Noob, some good plots to cycle.
Speaker 3:It smells like bad to see Just just to real motor kind of smell.
Speaker 4:No, no, I'm talking about like a nicely tuned lean CR 250. You smell that oil too. Bang, bang, bang. Yeah, just got, just got a hint of blue to the smoke, yeah.
Speaker 2:It just smells. Oh yeah, when you could see it come out of the exhaust.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Smells like.
Speaker 4:America, america, america. Too lovely, too smoker man, did you ever?
Speaker 2:eat two stroke. Personal watercraft that's. He had several of them had standouts.
Speaker 4:They're great man Because the one that got. I'm trying to remember who I bought it from and I can't for the life of me. And I had no idea what I was buying. I was jet ski. Stupid as it all could be, it was a full PGS motor pre-performer jet ski. It was some company that was in the early 90s that just made ridiculous performance parts.
Speaker 2:I was so obsessed with jet skis in the early 90s Like I remember. I used to watch on the weekends, and at night you could watch monster truck shows right. And they would have a lot of these jet ski competitions, both the freestyle and the racing. Larry Rippenkroger yes, yep.
Speaker 4:You did that one I bought, literally I was on it and I like, cool, hit the gas, it took off, let me, let's go.
Speaker 1:I was like well, I wasn't prepared for that, all right.
Speaker 4:I had a wave blaster. I bought a wave blaster from a guy in Atlanta. They delivered it to me Christmas Eve on Cleveland Street and I rode it in the river Christmas afternoon.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 4:I had a new toy.
Speaker 2:I've never been on one.
Speaker 4:I had to ride it. That's the motor. That's the first motor I ever built and I built it in the kitchen in Cleveland Street Should put a electric motor in one and the jet ski it was.
Speaker 1:That Sounds like a fucking terrible idea.
Speaker 4:Yeah, let me take this lithium battery and submerge it.
Speaker 1:It would perform well Fast.
Speaker 4:Well, here's the thing More horsepower in jet motors is not always the answer. Discavitation.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 4:You have to have it. You have to build a pump so ridiculous that you end up making that. You have to make the vehicle bigger. Yeah, there was a guy that put I forget what motor you know in his big long, I think it was an Kawasaki STX 15. Big, big jet, big jet ski, and I forget what he put in it, but he could never get it to hook up.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:You know, if he would, if he would just kind of you, just kind of baby it, then it would be. You want to got it up to like 80 or something like that.
Speaker 2:We're still going wrong. That's fucking all that jet ski. So I would yeah, I was obsessed with all those things, but my parents weren't going to buy me anything that I could kill myself with, no, but my parents, friends, would let me ride their stuff and we were down in the swamps of Henderson, of a chaff alive basin, so the people I don't know. I mean, there's like cypress, there's trees everywhere.
Speaker 2:There's these cypress the cypress trees even have these stumps, these little knees they're part of their root system that sometimes aren't even sticking up out of the water. Oh, right below, oh, dude, and they will. And I'm sitting there on a houseboat for fourth of July I don't know Everybody's drinking. I'm like 15 years old, I'm hanging on this house, I'm not drinking, but I'm hanging on my dad and all of a sudden his buddy pulls up on a Kawasaki 1100. But this was the biggest engine they had ever put in jet ski up to that point. And I looked at the thing and I was like how fast is that thing go? And he goes, I don't know. And he threw me the keys and I just got it on the left. It went 72 miles an hour. Oh, without goggles or any kind of preparation or worrying about. Wasn't around the corner. Yeah Well, probably not a life jacket either, and probably not with the eyes open.
Speaker 4:No, I couldn't see, dude, don't worry.
Speaker 2:Yeah, how fast were you going? I said, I know I did 72, because I saw that at one point.
Speaker 3:But there was so much water in the socket.
Speaker 4:I was just squinting and going as fast as possible.
Speaker 4:I've only been in the base one time on a jet ski. I was out there with a guy that I'm going to call Shitbag and we were in between the bridges and he got an alert on his I think it was low oil or something like that and freaked out, turn off his ski. He's like we were a ways. I was like, well, go around the way we came and possibly blow up your motor, Like or or I'm about to have a bad idea and you just follow me.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, we're going to a shortcut right and we went straight through the stumps, Bang, bang, bang and dude, I just I don't know if.
Speaker 2:I like you were, like you were bumper folding. Yeah, we know, I was on my wave blaster.
Speaker 4:Like a pinball machine. I was on my yeah, you had to.
Speaker 2:I was on a picture.
Speaker 4:It never crossed my mind hey.
Speaker 2:I don't think you can see what I'm seeing, as you hitting one every once. Well, I know like you were, like I bumped one, you were probably coming down, like those guys on the black diamond mogul.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I did bump one, but it never crossed my mind. Hey, you could go slow through this.
Speaker 2:No, no, because that wouldn't the engine would have. Probably his engine would have been going slower, so fast.
Speaker 4:Probably, looking back, I wish it would have exploded. Oh, 100%. Oh, such a dirt.
Speaker 2:But they're never really explode, they just make a really bad.
Speaker 4:No, I didn't so on the other day.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying from personal experience.
Speaker 4:No, here's a video I saw the other day and I think there was something happened when they were putting fuel in this jet ski.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:And the chick is sitting on it and it explodes and this chick goes flying the seat off. The jet ski comes up and tosses that chick.
Speaker 1:Oh, wow.
Speaker 2:I ever told you about time to put too much gas in the jet ski. Yeah, when down the Zimmer point we were riding around for a good while in the morning and then somebody else gets on the jet ski and we're on the little beach there by the state park.
Speaker 4:Oh, you told me.
Speaker 2:It's riding low at this point and they look at me and they're like dude, this thing isn't riding right. I think it's got too much gas, because when I rock it it's like and I'm like you need to come back now. They never put the plug in the jet ski.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, too much gas.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, the whole compartment was full of water.
Speaker 4:They watched that YouTube channel that's on that bay All over Inlet is one of the most amazing things to watch.
Speaker 2:They have never seen this it is this inlet going out into. I'm guessing it's either the Gulf version or it's the Gulf of Mexico.
Speaker 4:No, I think it's in Pensacola or something like that.
Speaker 2:But it's got really bad waves in this part of the inlet Because the bay is going to Panama City.
Speaker 3:There's dolphins there too, so you can go ride jet skis through there. I've actually written jet skis in that area and we would go, you go. You can buy food in the bay and then you go out and you can if it's the one I'm thinking of you go jump, you can go jump it's pretty big waves.
Speaker 4:I mean this was, this is pretty, this was ridiculous in a big boat.
Speaker 3:Yeah it's like yeah, yeah, like there's this chick we're doing jet skis like we went feet.
Speaker 1:If you don't know what you're doing, you're hurting tomorrow there's this chick called blue tarp and.
Speaker 4:I didn't really care back then yeah, she's really good she is, it's and she's in like this 18, 19 foot boston wailer with a blue tarp like a bimini top and this chick is just, I think, like a 50 or a 60 on it and she's just mashing it, and it's always her in another chick and you always think they're gonna die and somehow they do not do not understand it.
Speaker 1:It goes from Biscayne bay to Lanarkocean in Miami, in Miami, okay, but it has something to do with the current and the waves and how fast the current pulls in versus oh they're just but right there, and it's not a very wide in there just smash, and the waves are smashing in each other.
Speaker 2:And then there's some people you can tell under. I love it because there's a people that, coming in, you can watch them like they're almost surfing in like so they ride the wave in and then they get on the crest of the next one and they ride. And then you got the next dude. That's just masses, and then he's got the dumb people in the front who have watched the videos and go oh, that's that looks like fun, let me ride the front and no dude, they throw people out the boat.
Speaker 1:I know I've seen it yep, and those are neat.
Speaker 2:That's the better ones to me. You can break everything's hilarious when the ones when it slams and I see the person fly like 15 feet in there and then the boat comes up to meet it. Yeah, they don't even fall down, it meets them whenever you fall down and both ankles smash.
Speaker 4:I think I would like that, but somebody else on top of you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, phone flyer.
Speaker 4:Oh dude, it's, it's it's always some dumb shit over there. Oh, every once in a while I just put it on youtube, throw it up on a screen and just just mute down entertainment. Oh yeah, just giggle.
Speaker 3:It's wonderful, we're just gonna go sit over there one day and just go watch from the bay.
Speaker 1:I'll do that would be done, oh man that'd be dope.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'd rather go watch rockets take off. We're gonna do both. We can do that too.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but rockets only happen once a day. That's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying, we can go more than one in the day from the cape oh yeah yeah, I didn't know if.
Speaker 2:I didn't know.
Speaker 1:One going off made everybody else have to like no Sunday the heavy and, uh, they were supposed to launch one at 398, which was the heavy, and one at 44 hours. I guess I would assume that one launch from one launch pad a day uh, yeah, I don't know that they figured out how to turn it around in less than 24 hours, but they can turn around pretty quick what's the latest rumor on starship number two? Uh, last, so so on social media was possibly before the end of the year.
Speaker 4:I saw that too.
Speaker 1:I don't know if that's really gonna happen. Yeah, I mean nobody from. I don't have a lot of contacts that know that a lot of my contacts on a falcon saw this stuff.
Speaker 4:I'm sure they kind of keep that just a smidge on this no, I mean Yilan's pretty vocal about it.
Speaker 1:Whenever he's like he'll just put on twitter. He's like up fAA approved, we're launching tomorrow. Go boys, press, go now.
Speaker 2:He, he doesn't even announce things and what they're gonna do long before they're sometimes he says he's doing it before he has fucking approval when he typed that out, how did he spell?
Speaker 4:that's how he does it okay okay, I didn't know how he typed that out.
Speaker 2:I don't know. No, I need to know how to spell it. I don't know piece.
Speaker 4:Come on fucking. Mike Tyson has entered the chat yeah, we'll see y'all next time fuck y'all later.